Culinary Geniuses
July 30, 2006 8:14 PM Subscribe
What is this? "Meat Cake zen?" Who let Xeni Jardin on MeFi?
Seriously, that first link was gross.
posted by hifiparasol at 8:40 PM on July 30, 2006
Seriously, that first link was gross.
posted by hifiparasol at 8:40 PM on July 30, 2006
I got no links, but just feel it is right for me to be here.
posted by Meatbomb at 8:40 PM on July 30, 2006 [2 favorites]
posted by Meatbomb at 8:40 PM on July 30, 2006 [2 favorites]
eh, it's too hot for a meat cake - meatsicles are the seasonal treat all the cool kids eat.
posted by madamjujujive at 8:56 PM on July 30, 2006
posted by madamjujujive at 8:56 PM on July 30, 2006
Oh. My. God. I'm making this for dinner tomorrow.
No idea what my fiancee will be eating, though... she's ready to barf.
posted by fusinski at 8:57 PM on July 30, 2006
No idea what my fiancee will be eating, though... she's ready to barf.
posted by fusinski at 8:57 PM on July 30, 2006
... and let's not ovelook the fetching meat cyborg who seems to belong here.
posted by madamjujujive at 9:00 PM on July 30, 2006
posted by madamjujujive at 9:00 PM on July 30, 2006
Cupcake in a meat dress.
Meatsicle, ewww.
Loved the meat cake in the first link. The guy who made the sirloin cake makes other amazing cakes.
Sweetbread (a meat).
Sweet meat (nsfw). Indonesian sweetmeat. Another sweet meat. Fortnum and Mason's sweetmeats.
posted by nickyskye at 9:17 PM on July 30, 2006
Meatsicle, ewww.
Loved the meat cake in the first link. The guy who made the sirloin cake makes other amazing cakes.
Sweetbread (a meat).
Sweet meat (nsfw). Indonesian sweetmeat. Another sweet meat. Fortnum and Mason's sweetmeats.
posted by nickyskye at 9:17 PM on July 30, 2006
Meat ice cream doesn't shock me... they feed lobster ice cream to people. And I am one of the unlucky few who has tried it (and failed... or it failed. not sure which).
posted by fusinski at 9:18 PM on July 30, 2006
posted by fusinski at 9:18 PM on July 30, 2006
fusinski,
I was in Bar Harbour last summer...oh how I wish I knew that lobster ice cream was within my grasp.
posted by jimmythefish at 9:30 PM on July 30, 2006
I was in Bar Harbour last summer...oh how I wish I knew that lobster ice cream was within my grasp.
posted by jimmythefish at 9:30 PM on July 30, 2006
Oh Meatbomb, ewww, that was a scary cannibal story! Cripes. Reminded me of the German one and the original Hannibal.
"What's the deal with your nickname?"
Oops the surrealist meat sculpture link didn't work and I'm curious to see what it is, lol.
omg, mjjj, That meat cyborg is sooo disturbing!
Hot piece of meat.
posted by nickyskye at 9:37 PM on July 30, 2006
"What's the deal with your nickname?"
Oops the surrealist meat sculpture link didn't work and I'm curious to see what it is, lol.
omg, mjjj, That meat cyborg is sooo disturbing!
Hot piece of meat.
posted by nickyskye at 9:37 PM on July 30, 2006
super model meat sports (YouTube).
heh, nickyskye, this whole thread is distrubing - blame mr. growabrain.
posted by madamjujujive at 9:48 PM on July 30, 2006
heh, nickyskye, this whole thread is distrubing - blame mr. growabrain.
posted by madamjujujive at 9:48 PM on July 30, 2006
HELICOPTER DELICOPTER
DROP THE LUNCHMEATS DOWN
HELICOPTER DELICOPTER
DROP THE MEAT LOAVES DOWN
DELICOPTER HELICOPTER
LOB AND TOSS THE CARGO
DROP IT F'IN STRAIGHT DOWN
TO THE HUEY BLADES BELOW
MEAT SPRAY MEAT SPRAY
MORTADELLA FOAM
HOT DAY HOT DAY HOT DAY
PASTRAMI COATS THE HOME
WHATCHA GOT WHATCHA GOT
posted by bunglin jones at 10:12 PM on July 30, 2006 [1 favorite]
DROP THE LUNCHMEATS DOWN
HELICOPTER DELICOPTER
DROP THE MEAT LOAVES DOWN
DELICOPTER HELICOPTER
LOB AND TOSS THE CARGO
DROP IT F'IN STRAIGHT DOWN
TO THE HUEY BLADES BELOW
MEAT SPRAY MEAT SPRAY
MORTADELLA FOAM
HOT DAY HOT DAY HOT DAY
PASTRAMI COATS THE HOME
WHATCHA GOT WHATCHA GOT
posted by bunglin jones at 10:12 PM on July 30, 2006 [1 favorite]
My office where I am right now is (was?) Dame Darcy's childhood bedroom. Yes, it's all about me, putting the me in MEAT.
posted by gamera at 10:36 PM on July 30, 2006
posted by gamera at 10:36 PM on July 30, 2006
omg Meatbomb, That was awful meat art. Worse, the fool I was, to be curious about the reference to George Bataille, the inspiration for the art. Under his photo was something appalling I'd never heard of before, Leng-Tch'e. Wikipedia'ed that and found myself looking in horrified fascination at death by Ling Chi. (Most definitely not for the faint of heart). It's going to take me a while to think of looking at ANY meat again.
However difficult my life has been at times, nothing like being grateful not to have been subjected to or even around that.
homunculus, The Meatrix vid is excellent. Thanks.
posted by nickyskye at 10:56 PM on July 30, 2006
However difficult my life has been at times, nothing like being grateful not to have been subjected to or even around that.
homunculus, The Meatrix vid is excellent. Thanks.
posted by nickyskye at 10:56 PM on July 30, 2006
me eat meat tea
team ate mate
met mat at meta
ta.
posted by jimmythefish at 11:01 PM on July 30, 2006
team ate mate
met mat at meta
ta.
posted by jimmythefish at 11:01 PM on July 30, 2006
You forgot tame.
posted by George_Spiggott at 11:16 PM on July 30, 2006
posted by George_Spiggott at 11:16 PM on July 30, 2006
Animated (animeated?) meat NSFW
Trailer for this excellent movie.
posted by scodger at 2:55 AM on July 31, 2006
Trailer for this excellent movie.
posted by scodger at 2:55 AM on July 31, 2006
Hmm on second viewing, try animeated meat. (Same guy, more meat).
posted by scodger at 3:26 AM on July 31, 2006
posted by scodger at 3:26 AM on July 31, 2006
meat is murder ..the smiths
posted by baker dave at 6:28 AM on July 31, 2006
posted by baker dave at 6:28 AM on July 31, 2006
Ok, this is pretty awesome
posted by QuarterlyProphet at 6:56 AM on July 31, 2006
posted by QuarterlyProphet at 6:56 AM on July 31, 2006
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 6:57 AM on July 31, 2006
can't believe the meatshake site is no more:
" Here at MeatShake Corporation, we have a simple vision:
Meat. Lots of meat.
We bring you our vision in the most amazing and scrumptious forms imaginable. Our dedication to meat is nothing short of mighty.
That's our promise to you, the valued customer."
awesome.
posted by CliveDallas at 7:43 AM on July 31, 2006
" Here at MeatShake Corporation, we have a simple vision:
Meat. Lots of meat.
We bring you our vision in the most amazing and scrumptious forms imaginable. Our dedication to meat is nothing short of mighty.
That's our promise to you, the valued customer."
awesome.
posted by CliveDallas at 7:43 AM on July 31, 2006
Well, that was sobering.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 8:23 AM on July 31, 2006
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 8:23 AM on July 31, 2006
CliveDallas, The MeatShake site was hilarious:
"Liver La Vida Loca" Shake
(Liver, Anchoivies, Avocados, Salsa)
"Mutton Else Matters" Shake
(Lamb, Cabbage, Tomatos, Honey Mustard) 865 44g 68g
"It Ain't Easy Being Green" Shake
(Boneless Frog Legs, Butter, Fresh Mint)
posted by nickyskye at 10:14 AM on July 31, 2006
"Liver La Vida Loca" Shake
(Liver, Anchoivies, Avocados, Salsa)
"Mutton Else Matters" Shake
(Lamb, Cabbage, Tomatos, Honey Mustard) 865 44g 68g
"It Ain't Easy Being Green" Shake
(Boneless Frog Legs, Butter, Fresh Mint)
posted by nickyskye at 10:14 AM on July 31, 2006
Did George Carlin die? I can't remember.
posted by humboldt32 at 12:08 PM on July 31, 2006
posted by humboldt32 at 12:08 PM on July 31, 2006
My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
posted by kosem at 2:12 PM on July 31, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by kosem at 2:12 PM on July 31, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:34 PM on July 31, 2006
damn - I forgot the link to the actual writer of the poem I posted
posted by bunglin jones at 12:59 AM on August 2, 2006
posted by bunglin jones at 12:59 AM on August 2, 2006
...or song...
posted by bunglin jones at 1:00 AM on August 2, 2006
posted by bunglin jones at 1:00 AM on August 2, 2006
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