Cooking with naked porn stars
September 23, 2006 10:57 PM   Subscribe

This post was deleted for the following reason: where to begin....?



 
(sure hope that butter doesn't spatter)
posted by w0mbat at 10:58 PM on September 23, 2006


totally NSFW, in case you have no idea who Taylor Rain is...
posted by hototogisu at 10:59 PM on September 23, 2006


er, can we get a "NSFW" on that link? Some people might not know who this Taylor Rain is before clicking on the link...
posted by clevershark at 11:01 PM on September 23, 2006


I honestly thought this was about a best-of-web recipe for baking brownies.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:02 PM on September 23, 2006


"TIP: MAKE SURE YOU RUBBERBAND IT SO U DON'T GET ANY WEED IN THE BUTTER BOWL!!!!"

She totally stole that from Alton Brown.
posted by L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg at 11:03 PM on September 23, 2006 [2 favorites]


Lesson two: How to explain to your boss why you clicked on a Web page that features an animated gif of buttfucking.
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:04 PM on September 23, 2006


Brownies, naked porn stars, drugs, animated gif graphically depicting anal sex... are you saying this somehow isn't "best of the web"?
posted by clevershark at 11:05 PM on September 23, 2006


nice tits!
posted by Iron Rat at 11:07 PM on September 23, 2006


This post should grate in a little figging ginger for that extra spicy, nutty flavor it needs to make it best-of-web.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:08 PM on September 23, 2006


I can't recall when we've had two posts involving porn stars on consecutive days. I'll be sure to mark the calendar.
posted by clevershark at 11:12 PM on September 23, 2006


SAUTE BUTTER TIL IT GETS TO A ROLLING BOIL!!!

Oh for Chrissakes, you don't saute or boil butter. You melt butter, render butter, brown butter. You saute things IN butter. Doesn't this bitch know anything?
posted by frogan at 11:14 PM on September 23, 2006


STEP 1.) WIEGH OUT 1 ONCE PER BROWNIE TRAY!!

ANOTHER TIP: YOU MUST PUT LOVE INTO IT! OTHERWISE THERE NO GOOD!!!

i went to a porn party tonight for "naughty and nice"...too bad they didn't expect the naughty part! so i saw this cavernous vagina named "charlotte" who made a pass at my dude about a year ago. what she failed to realize is that I REMEMBER SHIT! so...i get a drink...or two...go up to her at the party...put my hand on her shoulder and my thumb on her throat. i say to her " i know who you are and i remember you trying to fuck my dude behind my back. i will eat your fucking liver bitch."

wow.
posted by Ironmouth at 11:15 PM on September 23, 2006


What if you sautéed butter in yet more butter? What if Julia Childs came back from the dead and started making porn? The world is a complicated, hypothetical place.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:18 PM on September 23, 2006 [1 favorite]


What if Julia Childs came back from the dead and started making porn?

oh jesus, my brain is screaming someone make the pain stop aaahhhrrrggg...
posted by frogan at 11:21 PM on September 23, 2006


Gonna flag this as a double, yesterday's post about Nina went to lukeford as well.
posted by onalark at 11:21 PM on September 23, 2006


Huh, the point is to disolve the THC into the butter? I had no idea that was how it was done. Facinating.
posted by delmoi at 11:22 PM on September 23, 2006


This link goes to the main page, so it's transitory. Is there a permalink?
posted by delmoi at 11:24 PM on September 23, 2006


Blazecock, would that be zombie Julia Childs porn? Would she be stuffing fresh brains into her vagina or something?
posted by BrotherCaine at 11:26 PM on September 23, 2006


Blazecock Pileon : "I honestly thought this was about a best-of-web recipe for baking brownies."

Depending on how you look at it, it may well be...
posted by nkyad at 11:27 PM on September 23, 2006


Please mark NSFW on front page. I use the open mefi links greasemonkey script. I clicked the red omega and got a bunch of unexpected porn.
posted by MonkeySaltedNuts at 11:37 PM on September 23, 2006


TMFR stands for "Taylor Mother Fuckin' Rain". I'm not certain who coined the acronym, but I've seen her referred to as such on one of her videos (by a particularly excited male lead who was carrying her over his shoulder).

She is quite lovely - one of the few non-enhanced women in porn. Sadly, her education is somewhat lacking. TMFR doesn't have a particularly strong grasp of grammar: YOU MUST PUT LOVE INTO IT! OTHERWISE THERE NO GOOD!!!

It's as if she's taken a few lessons from Dr. Bronner [PDF]. But I shouldn't be so quick to judge. Perhaps she was typing while high.
posted by aladfar at 11:40 PM on September 23, 2006


I have to say, she does have nice tits.
posted by scody at 11:59 PM on September 23, 2006


nice ass, too.
posted by exlotuseater at 12:19 AM on September 24, 2006


hey, nice tits!!


posted by slater at 12:20 AM on September 24, 2006


God, according to these idiots "The best porn movie of the year is" briteny rears 3. Which is a retro 70's film. There's a trailer on the site. It sucks.

Here's the thing though, they actually made porn in the 70s, and the stuff they made then was far, far better then any of the mainstream crap they make these days. It's a hell of a lot better then this crap, which seems to be a bunch of terrible acting, cliched dialog, and blowing bubbles with semen (!??)

The mainstream porn industry sucks.
posted by delmoi at 12:25 AM on September 24, 2006


I bet she's a lousy actress, she can't stop gurning at the camera.
posted by Joeforking at 12:26 AM on September 24, 2006


There's acting in porn now?
posted by clevershark at 12:45 AM on September 24, 2006


as a supporter of controversial posts - this might have crossed the line... something smells like like cheese....
posted by specialk420 at 12:52 AM on September 24, 2006


Oh for Chrissakes, you don't saute or boil butter. You melt butter, render butter, brown butter. You saute things IN butter. Doesn't this bitch know anything?

If you read the article, you would know they were indeed putting certain things in the butter. A whole ounce of things.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 1:00 AM on September 24, 2006


If you read the article,

what, you read the article?
posted by pyramid termite at 1:06 AM on September 24, 2006


I Just wasn't using enough!

Pot in the Brownies, that is.
posted by longsleeves at 1:10 AM on September 24, 2006


If you read the article

These are the jokes, son. You missed them.
posted by frogan at 1:16 AM on September 24, 2006


I'm not in the mood for another debate on us Murican phillistines and our Puritan desires for a [nsfw] tag, but c'mon -- how fucking rude to put something on the front page that's an obvious porn gateway?

(That said, the yummies look good though. As do the brownies.)
posted by bardic at 1:18 AM on September 24, 2006


Well, it's a good thing no one works in the middle of the night on saturday...

(Well, I suppose some people might...)
posted by delmoi at 1:34 AM on September 24, 2006


Mmmmmm. Brownies.
posted by Bageena at 1:36 AM on September 24, 2006


I ate eight brownies once about 20 years ago...I'm still sleepy.
posted by Muirwylde at 2:00 AM on September 24, 2006


Another frenzied bout of knob polishing accomplished. It glitters like a jewel.

The compression on those pictures was very poor, her eyes looked kinda funky. I always look the lucky lady in the eyes. Yes yes I know.. what a gent.
posted by econous at 2:02 AM on September 24, 2006


Aside from this being just a Farkish POS post, why no NSFW tag. That is rude. I suggest a week off.
posted by caddis at 2:28 AM on September 24, 2006


I really hope that there is some horrible photoshop work involved with this pic as her fingers make me think of "E.T. phone home".
posted by spacelux at 2:40 AM on September 24, 2006


Imagine those long fingers massaging your prostate, lovely. Oups, I've just accidentally sat on a MagLite, ER here I come.
posted by econous at 2:45 AM on September 24, 2006


I really hope that there is some horrible photoshop work involved with this pic as her fingers make me think of "E.T. phone home".
posted by spacelux at 2:40 AM PST on September 24 [+] [!]



Huh? She has fingers?
posted by sic at 3:06 AM on September 24, 2006


Australo-adminicus hope us!
posted by srboisvert at 3:16 AM on September 24, 2006


clevershark writes "There's acting in porn now?"

Basically they are working, even if it is not the most intellectual problem solving or an extremely fatiguing work. I guess most people think that they are constantly having a world of fun and pleasure, which sometimes is certainly true , but consider it still is a job, extremely repetitive, must keep a certain slender line, must perform (expecially for males) and I guess they are not always involved with the most sane, well centered individuals. Still a lot better then sitting 12 hours working on a PC for a misery for the rest of life or better then picking tomatoes, other trite stuff.

Then again it is relative to individual. So their acting is also in looking happy like fuck as if it wasn't dick 10001 and boring as shit.

On a tangent: what is so curious in a naked girl cooking ?
posted by elpapacito at 3:31 AM on September 24, 2006


This is ridiculous - I'm so glad I wasn't at work when I clicked on this.

That said, do not make bacon while topless. Just - ouch. Now everyone go away.
posted by DenOfSizer at 4:04 AM on September 24, 2006


I'm glad that Professor Beaker is helping her out in the kitchen.
posted by redteam at 4:10 AM on September 24, 2006


thats really fascinating... far too much butter and still thin
posted by nea7 at 4:21 AM on September 24, 2006


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