WTE MATHOWIE???
December 17, 2006 3:58 PM Subscribe
Dancing Server Elf ... niceeeee!
posted by homodigitalis at 4:04 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by homodigitalis at 4:04 PM on December 17, 2006
Someone said that you're not famous until your head is on a Pez dispenser. I guess you're not internet famous until your head is on a dancing elf.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 4:06 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by grapefruitmoon at 4:06 PM on December 17, 2006
Yeah, my brother sent this to me last week in an email that said "Never let anyone take your picture at work!"
posted by Liosliath at 4:09 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by Liosliath at 4:09 PM on December 17, 2006
I wanted to hate this before i saw it. Now I hate it.
posted by BrodieShadeTree at 4:10 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by BrodieShadeTree at 4:10 PM on December 17, 2006
this is a perfect example of why people hate flash.
posted by localhuman at 4:13 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by localhuman at 4:13 PM on December 17, 2006
Okay, that was funny. And this will soooo make my toddler's day when I get him loaded up into it.
Also, very clever title, q!
posted by fenriq at 4:14 PM on December 17, 2006
Also, very clever title, q!
posted by fenriq at 4:14 PM on December 17, 2006
Gosh, that licensing agreement is pretty broad. You pretty much give away rights to OfficeMax to use your image in any way, whatsoever.
posted by darkstar at 4:16 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by darkstar at 4:16 PM on December 17, 2006
Gosh I wish I had now read the licensing agreement.
posted by Samuel Farrow at 4:21 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by Samuel Farrow at 4:21 PM on December 17, 2006
Holy crap, a post from quonsar!
*loads*
Ahahahahaha. I sense a great disturbance in the force, as though millions of tons of force were being employed in an attempt to restrain a certain finger from clicking a certain button labeled "banhammer".
posted by loquacious at 4:21 PM on December 17, 2006 [1 favorite]
*loads*
Ahahahahaha. I sense a great disturbance in the force, as though millions of tons of force were being employed in an attempt to restrain a certain finger from clicking a certain button labeled "banhammer".
posted by loquacious at 4:21 PM on December 17, 2006 [1 favorite]
Gosh, that licensing agreement is pretty broad. You pretty much give away rights to OfficeMax to use your image in any way, whatsoever.
Good thing I used my friend's image when I made it. Hahaha.
posted by tastybrains at 4:38 PM on December 17, 2006
Good thing I used my friend's image when I made it. Hahaha.
posted by tastybrains at 4:38 PM on December 17, 2006
OK... check mine... My 4 year old bad self is groovin away!
posted by symbioid at 4:49 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by symbioid at 4:49 PM on December 17, 2006
I also dug this one.
Frick. I just scored ~1.6 million points...some sort of bug or something. The BB gets stuck on the fence if you shoot just right the tree at 12 o'clock.
posted by niles at 4:59 PM on December 17, 2006
Frick. I just scored ~1.6 million points...some sort of bug or something. The BB gets stuck on the fence if you shoot just right the tree at 12 o'clock.
posted by niles at 4:59 PM on December 17, 2006
That would be 100% better if we could control the elf. Do the shuffle, mathowie!
posted by I Am Not a Lobster at 5:00 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by I Am Not a Lobster at 5:00 PM on December 17, 2006
Yeah, I did that too. My score was about 3,000,000 with 421 bounces.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 5:01 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 5:01 PM on December 17, 2006
has anyone been able to make ralphie shoot his eye out?
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 5:07 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 5:07 PM on December 17, 2006
You can hit him in the eye but he just says something like "Wow, I totally did not expect that to happen!" and then continues to shoot. The score at the end lets you know how many accidents you have had.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 5:10 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 5:10 PM on December 17, 2006
Is Quonsar gonna go back to baiting Matt? Or is this a declaration of love and brotherhood? I am so confused.
posted by LarryC at 5:13 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by LarryC at 5:13 PM on December 17, 2006
Is that Quonsar's pic on th elf? would that make it an elflink?
posted by Iron Rat at 5:17 PM on December 17, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by Iron Rat at 5:17 PM on December 17, 2006 [1 favorite]
Iron Rat, you're almost certain to catch a "pfft, n00b" comment for your question, but I'm not gonna say it.
The pic is of mathowie.
posted by cgc373 at 5:21 PM on December 17, 2006
The pic is of mathowie.
posted by cgc373 at 5:21 PM on December 17, 2006
pfft, n00b.
posted by monju_bosatsu at 5:38 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by monju_bosatsu at 5:38 PM on December 17, 2006
Don't feel bad, Iron Rat, you can hardly tell it's him from the way they PikiPimp-ed him up.
posted by Liosliath at 5:42 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by Liosliath at 5:42 PM on December 17, 2006
Great post. Big fun. Much better than LSD Cat, Tanya's take home botfly maggot, or the gigantic bull testes along the I-5 internets.
posted by crispynubbins at 5:45 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by crispynubbins at 5:45 PM on December 17, 2006
wendelf and quonself look like the same elf to me, wendell. I am unconvinced.
posted by cgc373 at 6:16 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by cgc373 at 6:16 PM on December 17, 2006
my bad elf... those 97 character IDs all look a like to me...
here's the real wendelf (I think).
posted by wendell at 6:24 PM on December 17, 2006
here's the real wendelf (I think).
posted by wendell at 6:24 PM on December 17, 2006
Dang, I make a pretty good elf. Now I wish I had gone ahead and recorded a greeting. Someone else, please do that, so we can see and hear how it looks!
posted by yhbc at 6:32 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by yhbc at 6:32 PM on December 17, 2006
* dies laughing *
Well, thanks a whole hell of a lot for that!
posted by yhbc at 7:00 PM on December 17, 2006 [1 favorite]
Well, thanks a whole hell of a lot for that!
posted by yhbc at 7:00 PM on December 17, 2006 [1 favorite]
Much nicer than last year's "My Humps" sexed-up nativity camels. Will View Again! AAAAA++++++++++
posted by maryh at 7:17 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by maryh at 7:17 PM on December 17, 2006
Soulfather, you make far too serious an elf.
posted by jamesonandwater at 7:26 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by jamesonandwater at 7:26 PM on December 17, 2006
MRE Christmas from ColdChelf, just because.
posted by yhbc at 7:35 PM on December 17, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by yhbc at 7:35 PM on December 17, 2006 [1 favorite]
What's really awesome (or something) is that now that I did one with your picture, the original link I made to the one with my picture goes to the one with your picture also. (If that makes sense - at least when I click the one I posted up above, I now get your smirking mug as well).
I guess the same thing happened to wendell when he made two in a row with his and quonsar's face.
I also guess it's just a matter of time before someone does one to replace all the prior versions they had linked to, and goatse's the whole lot of them. Of course, I wouldn't stoop that low.
posted by yhbc at 7:52 PM on December 17, 2006
I guess the same thing happened to wendell when he made two in a row with his and quonsar's face.
I also guess it's just a matter of time before someone does one to replace all the prior versions they had linked to, and goatse's the whole lot of them. Of course, I wouldn't stoop that low.
posted by yhbc at 7:52 PM on December 17, 2006
Imagine if Will Ferrell played an elf, wouldn't that be funny?
posted by icontemplate at 8:07 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by icontemplate at 8:07 PM on December 17, 2006
This be some crazy elfed-up shit.
posted by three blind mice at 8:15 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by three blind mice at 8:15 PM on December 17, 2006
Who's Math Owie?
posted by luckypozzo at 8:18 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by luckypozzo at 8:18 PM on December 17, 2006
It contains the potential to be charming I suppose... however I do not like the way it stands there at the end of its dance, hands on hips, swaying back and fourth as if I were some holiday Humbert Humbert, inviting me to take it back to my motel room for Cold Duck and a round of slap and tickle. Someone please make sure it doesn't leave while I go and load my blunderbuss.
posted by Divine_Wino at 9:38 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by Divine_Wino at 9:38 PM on December 17, 2006
WTH? Why haven't any of you folks added your voice to it???
posted by davidmsc at 9:50 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by davidmsc at 9:50 PM on December 17, 2006
Sweet. Though the elf's "hold-yr-ankle-whilst-kicking-yr-knee-forward-n-back" dance was pretty poor. Does that move have a name?
posted by wemayfreeze at 10:53 PM on December 17, 2006
posted by wemayfreeze at 10:53 PM on December 17, 2006
Agh stop posting pictures of yourselves - none of you look like I think you look like and it's ruining the pictures in my head.
posted by TheDonF at 12:23 AM on December 18, 2006
posted by TheDonF at 12:23 AM on December 18, 2006
Ceiling Cat is watching you gyrate.
posted by Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson at 12:48 AM on December 18, 2006
posted by Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson at 12:48 AM on December 18, 2006
grapefruitmoon: "Someone said that you're not famous until your head is on a Pez dispenser."
That's silly. I know it was true when I was collecting Pez and Pez trivia back in high school and college, but I haven't yet seen anything that would contradict it since: There's only been three Pez dispensers ever made that depicted a real person: Betsy Ross, Paul Revere, and Davey Crockett. Those are the only three famous people?
posted by Plutor at 4:06 AM on December 18, 2006
That's silly. I know it was true when I was collecting Pez and Pez trivia back in high school and college, but I haven't yet seen anything that would contradict it since: There's only been three Pez dispensers ever made that depicted a real person: Betsy Ross, Paul Revere, and Davey Crockett. Those are the only three famous people?
posted by Plutor at 4:06 AM on December 18, 2006
Agh stop posting pictures of yourselves -
As you wish, TheDonF.
posted by Optamystic at 5:16 AM on December 18, 2006
As you wish, TheDonF.
posted by Optamystic at 5:16 AM on December 18, 2006
I can't enter the contact info for sending it to someone using firefox, with adblock plus disabled. Oh well.
posted by craniac at 7:02 AM on December 18, 2006
posted by craniac at 7:02 AM on December 18, 2006
Yes! Just elfin stupid.
(damn, I was born to be an elf! )
posted by Surfurrus at 10:24 AM on December 18, 2006
(damn, I was born to be an elf! )
posted by Surfurrus at 10:24 AM on December 18, 2006
wemayfreeze: "Sweet. Though the elf's "hold-yr-ankle-whilst-kicking-yr-knee-forward-n-back" dance was pretty poor. Does that move have a name?"
If that was a serious question, in these parts it's known only as "The Lobster".
posted by internet!Hannah at 12:05 PM on December 18, 2006
If that was a serious question, in these parts it's known only as "The Lobster".
posted by internet!Hannah at 12:05 PM on December 18, 2006
Wow.... I had Fela Kuti playing in the background as I went here.... it made for quite the surreal experience.
posted by Dr-Baa at 12:10 PM on December 18, 2006 [1 favorite]
posted by Dr-Baa at 12:10 PM on December 18, 2006 [1 favorite]
Shooting game is fun.
My best so far is 8,915,638, with 320 bounces.
posted by bwg at 4:24 PM on December 18, 2006
My best so far is 8,915,638, with 320 bounces.
posted by bwg at 4:24 PM on December 18, 2006
Holy crap, I managed to loop the scoring mechanism three times, ending at 29,449,660 and 668 bounces.
If you find a sweet spot and just keep hitting it, the ricochets can go on for a long time.
posted by bwg at 6:24 PM on December 18, 2006
If you find a sweet spot and just keep hitting it, the ricochets can go on for a long time.
posted by bwg at 6:24 PM on December 18, 2006
There is a spot in the upper right area between two trees where you see a small dark blob through the fence. Click on that blob and it will do the thing where it rapidly bounces through the fence. Every single time. Silly but amusing for a few minutes.
I had over 3,000 bounces when I figured that out.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 9:13 PM on December 18, 2006
I had over 3,000 bounces when I figured that out.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs at 9:13 PM on December 18, 2006
Thanks, internet!Hannah! It's a good name for it; I like to imagine a thick blue rubber band holding my hand to my ankle. Also I am underwater.
posted by wemayfreeze at 1:47 AM on December 19, 2006
posted by wemayfreeze at 1:47 AM on December 19, 2006
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