Thanks for the Mammaries.

February 25, 2008 5:08 PM

Candace Leadley is the first small breasted Canadian to receive enough donations to buy some new ones.
posted by gman (25 comments total)

POSSIBLY NSFW. i mean - it's safe for mine, but perhaps not yours.
posted by gman at 5:09 PM on February 25, 2008

Breast of the web?
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:14 PM on February 25, 2008

A lot of those girls are really thin and cute, and will just look trashy with some half-cantaloupes hanging off their tiny little bodies.

But, I suppose if you are eager to be chewed up and spit out the bottom of the porn industry, implants are one great way to start.
posted by Sukiari at 5:16 PM on February 25, 2008

Appropriately, I believe this is a double.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 5:16 PM on February 25, 2008

if only we still had the image tag, we could run amok in the ten seconds before this gets deleted.
posted by UbuRoivas at 5:16 PM on February 25, 2008 [1 favorite]

Close enough?
posted by kittens for breakfast at 5:17 PM on February 25, 2008

speaking of tags, you forgot the boyzone tag in your list.
posted by UbuRoivas at 5:17 PM on February 25, 2008

small breasted Canadian

I thought this was about a bird.
posted by kuujjuarapik at 5:18 PM on February 25, 2008 [1 favorite]

Hmmm...it's not really "Offensive." Is it "Other?" Does it "break[s] the guidelines?" Decisions, decisions. I really miss "noise."
posted by dersins at 5:19 PM on February 25, 2008

I'm starting a collection to send gman to a special school to learn the skill of posting on Metafilter....
posted by HuronBob at 5:27 PM on February 25, 2008

(cool, thanks for deleting the more pointless tags)
posted by UbuRoivas at 5:27 PM on February 25, 2008

(cool, thanks for deleting the more pointless tags)

just testing to see if it lasts longer.
posted by gman at 5:29 PM on February 25, 2008

What's wrong with the post? The site is awesome.
posted by Mr. President Dr. Steve Elvis America at 5:30 PM on February 25, 2008

small breasted Canadian

I thought this was about a bird.

It is about a bird. And a right cheeky one at that!

wot?
posted by rokusan at 5:32 PM on February 25, 2008

I would have definitely hyphenated "small-breasted".
posted by mr_roboto at 5:34 PM on February 25, 2008

I'm starting a collection to send gman to a special school to learn the skill of posting on Metafilter....

will you be TA'ing for dios?
posted by gman at 5:34 PM on February 25, 2008

Hmmm...it's not really "Offensive." Is it "Other?" Does it "break[s] the guidelines?" Decisions, decisions. I really miss "noise."


Oh-- double it is!
posted by dersins at 5:34 PM on February 25, 2008

Canada is coming along nicely.
posted by hojoki at 5:35 PM on February 25, 2008

Uh... "Gummy Bear" implants? Dare I ask?
posted by maryh at 5:36 PM on February 25, 2008

Oh-- double it is!

Close enough?
posted by kittens for breakfast at 8:17 PM on February 25 [+] [!]
posted by gman at 5:36 PM on February 25, 2008

Yeah, this is pretty much a double, but you could have gotten away with it with a bit more padding.
posted by dhammond at 5:38 PM on February 25, 2008

It is about a bird. And a right cheeky one at that!

A species of tit, if I'm not mistaken.
posted by UbuRoivas at 5:41 PM on February 25, 2008

you could have gotten away with it with a bit more padding.

Hey, don't shoot the messenger.
posted by UbuRoivas at 5:43 PM on February 25, 2008

A species of tit, if I'm not mistaken.

Or perhaps a booby.
posted by fleetmouse at 5:46 PM on February 25, 2008

i'm upset that the fact it's a double-ish post is going to take away from Candace's beautiful story.
posted by gman at 5:49 PM on February 25, 2008