Ridiculously pregnant
April 27, 2008 6:09 AM   Subscribe

This post was deleted for the following reason: Yeah, this is all ripped straight from someone's recent book. Funny, but not really cool. -- cortex



 
Why didn't somebody tell me that monkey brains are bad for you when you're pregnant? My kids will be scarred for life now.

I did take my son to a loud rock concert too. Now he has his own band. So there, pregnancy advice book!
posted by Marie Mon Dieu at 6:33 AM on April 27, 2008


ehh.. shoulda let Vice do it.. woulda actually been funny
posted by rollerball at 6:34 AM on April 27, 2008


This is an actual book btw.
posted by Big_B at 6:45 AM on April 27, 2008


DO: Read to baby.

DON'T: Write on baby.
posted by Pants! at 6:52 AM on April 27, 2008


I told my wife that break-dancing was a bad idea at six months...

</sarcasm> (only mentioned because I knew some women who would have tried)
posted by mystyk at 6:53 AM on April 27, 2008


More tips, for after your baby is born.
posted by EarBucket at 6:57 AM on April 27, 2008


This are the entire books of David and Kelly Sopp posted online (again). They are funny, so you should buy them. You should not scan them and post them to get traffic for your site.
posted by blahblahblah at 6:59 AM on April 27, 2008 [1 favorite]


Forwarded to my pregnant sister. Unfortunately she's probably been eating monkey brains for the last 7 months, so it's not gonna make much difference now.
posted by slimepuppy at 7:03 AM on April 27, 2008


Also from the same site...
http://www.officialdatingresource.com/she-has-a-boyfriend/
posted by mert at 7:06 AM on April 27, 2008


On the 'riding public transit' one, both answers look OK to me. OK, maybe in sequence.
posted by Phanx at 7:19 AM on April 27, 2008


It is crappy of that site to post the entirety of a book (Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips).
posted by Locative at 7:29 AM on April 27, 2008


Most of those are pretty meh, although the one of the guy with a beer gut wearing maternity pants is pretty funny.
posted by brain_drain at 7:32 AM on April 27, 2008


Previously
posted by Locative at 7:34 AM on April 27, 2008


Seems like maybe you didn't get that these are supposed to be funny, Brandon.
posted by ottereroticist at 7:40 AM on April 27, 2008


fail.
posted by yonation at 7:50 AM on April 27, 2008


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