she's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

May 13, 2008 3:32 PM

Things I Did Last Night. that is all
posted by allkindsoftime (11 comments total)

It's possible that my enjoyment of that was hampered by the fact that a) I'm not 13 and b) not a 13-year-old boy.

But mostly, I think it was just really, really, objectively lame.
posted by mudpuppie at 3:35 PM on May 13, 2008

My dad finally figured out HTML.
posted by sexymofo at 3:36 PM on May 13, 2008 [2 favorites]

I'm sorry, I laughed. It's the stupidest thing possibly in the universe, but I laughed.
posted by turgid dahlia at 3:36 PM on May 13, 2008

alternatively, if you go to 'thingididlastnight,' you get a generic search website whose top links include 'Make My Dick Bigger,' 'Thong,' and 'Top Chef.'
posted by farishta at 3:37 PM on May 13, 2008

wow. I'm not sure this would have been funny in 1998.
posted by ninjew at 3:37 PM on May 13, 2008

haha a++would buy again
posted by jcruelty at 3:37 PM on May 13, 2008

Just want to comment before this gets nuked. That's all.
posted by fixedgear at 3:39 PM on May 13, 2008

Um, my mom's a lesbian so I don't think that really worked out for ya.
posted by Holy foxy moxie batman! at 3:39 PM on May 13, 2008

Best of the web.
posted by Artw at 3:40 PM on May 13, 2008

wow. I'm not sure this would have been funny in 1998.

Even if I was 13 y.o. then.
posted by ericb at 3:40 PM on May 13, 2008

I'm sorry, I laughed. It's the stupidest thing possibly in the universe, but I laughed.

I have nothing to add.
posted by Caduceus at 3:40 PM on May 13, 2008