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May 14, 2008 9:35 PM Subscribe
MeFi's favorite seven year-old strikes again. 'Milton's grandmother, Vikkita Stratford, told WPBF that the 7-year-old took his mischievous activities to a new level Monday when she said he beat her up inside a Lake Park Wal-Mart. According to Stratford, the problem began when Milton asked his grandmother for some chicken wings. When she refused, Milton walked over over to the counter and ordered them anyway. Stratford said that when she confronted him about it, Milton just snapped.'
This post was deleted for the following reason: For god's sake, why would we need another post about this kid? -- cortex
Most likely to be the subject of a Larry Park film.
posted by turgid dahlia at 9:45 PM on May 14, 2008
posted by turgid dahlia at 9:45 PM on May 14, 2008
C'mon, you know that kid's not gonna be in any yearbooks. Write a funny caption for his mugshot.
posted by ryanrs at 9:46 PM on May 14, 2008
posted by ryanrs at 9:46 PM on May 14, 2008
they should send that kid to military school
posted by TrialByMedia at 9:46 PM on May 14, 2008
posted by TrialByMedia at 9:46 PM on May 14, 2008
So nice to finally have a mascot. Too bad it's a troubled 7-year-old kid who could probably do without the fame.
posted by uosuaq at 9:51 PM on May 14, 2008
posted by uosuaq at 9:51 PM on May 14, 2008
I don't think I'd like to be headed to jail with a name like Milton Stratford and cheeks like Mariah Carey's ass. This is a bad combination. Very bad indeed.
posted by jimmythefish at 9:59 PM on May 14, 2008
posted by jimmythefish at 9:59 PM on May 14, 2008
Whatever, I'd probably punch MY grandma for some chicken wings.
But only for the wal-mart kind.
posted by easy_being_green at 9:59 PM on May 14, 2008
But only for the wal-mart kind.
posted by easy_being_green at 9:59 PM on May 14, 2008
She also told WPBF that she is making sure that Milton won't have access to her rental car while her SUV is being repaired.
"When I first got the rental he said, 'Oh, you know, let me take this for a spin," Stratford said.
I probably shouldn't be laughing.
posted by needs more cowbell at 10:01 PM on May 14, 2008
"When I first got the rental he said, 'Oh, you know, let me take this for a spin," Stratford said.
I probably shouldn't be laughing.
posted by needs more cowbell at 10:01 PM on May 14, 2008
What sort of 'mental health evaluation' will they be making? Is this procedure common with troublesome 7-year-olds? What are the likely findings?
posted by tellurian at 10:01 PM on May 14, 2008
posted by tellurian at 10:01 PM on May 14, 2008
"MeFi's favorite"? Did you perhaps mean "Fark's favorite"?
posted by nightchrome at 10:03 PM on May 14, 2008
posted by nightchrome at 10:03 PM on May 14, 2008
I don't think I'd like to be headed to jail with a name like Milton Stratford and cheeks like Mariah Carey's ass. -- posted by jimmythefish
1) eponysterical
2) dude, he's SEVEN. You're seeing Mariah Carey's ass in there? Get help.
posted by rokusan at 10:06 PM on May 14, 2008
1) eponysterical
2) dude, he's SEVEN. You're seeing Mariah Carey's ass in there? Get help.
posted by rokusan at 10:06 PM on May 14, 2008
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Yearbook entry.
Most likely to...
posted by kozad at 9:42 PM on May 14, 2008