New Collarless Cat Flap
May 26, 2008 5:31 AM Subscribe
Pet Porte If you are having problems with other cats getting in your house and stealing your own cats food or spraying your walls and furniture the new "Pet Porte" microchip cat flap may help.
Invented by a vet in Guernsey called David Chamberlain, this novel new cat door can actually recognise your cat by reading his or her microchip implant. It works well with the Bayer Tracer and Identichip RFID tags commonly used in the United Kingdom.
The cat flap has special locking mechanisms near the base of the strong plastic door that unlock only for your cat. Other invading cats are at last locked firmly outside where they belong!
Since getting this cat flap my own two kittens have been a lot more confident and not displayed any signs of stress or aggression towards each other but have defended their territory on the back garden.
The Pet Porte also has a night mode that can automatically lock the door at night time which is ideal if you like your cats to stay inside at night. It opens again first thing in the morning so they can go out and play before breakfast.
The microchip cat flap is the best invention I've found for cats.
Since getting this cat flap my own two kittens have been a lot more confident and not displayed any signs of stress or aggression towards each other but have defended their territory on the back garden.
The Pet Porte also has a night mode that can automatically lock the door at night time which is ideal if you like your cats to stay inside at night. It opens again first thing in the morning so they can go out and play before breakfast.
The microchip cat flap is the best invention I've found for cats.
This post was deleted for the following reason: Oh, you better believe posting your clients' sites gets a paddlin' -- mathowie
Will this stop those other cats from eating my cat's SPAM? Cause my cat really loves SPAM.
I'm mostly worried about my cat's SPAM.
Will this door help with that? I mean, with my cat's SPAM?
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:38 AM on May 26, 2008
I'm mostly worried about my cat's SPAM.
Will this door help with that? I mean, with my cat's SPAM?
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:38 AM on May 26, 2008
Cats have other ways of getting in your house besides the traditional front door.
posted by Kibbutz at 5:43 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by Kibbutz at 5:43 AM on May 26, 2008
Oh, and JW? I think "You are about to unleash your true potential!"
posted by Kibbutz at 5:46 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by Kibbutz at 5:46 AM on May 26, 2008
Wow, what a deal! I was wondering, could I try this product risk free for 14 days and, if by some act of god, I am not 100% satisfied, can I have my purchase refunded in full with no questions asked? I mean as a guarantee in addition to my statutory rights. This is the perfect thing for cats!
posted by stavrogin at 5:49 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by stavrogin at 5:49 AM on May 26, 2008
Does this also work with mods? I'm tired of those hep cats with their fancy mopeds and crazy finger snapping wrecking up the place!
posted by stavrogin at 5:53 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by stavrogin at 5:53 AM on May 26, 2008
Beware felidentity theft. There's been a rash of cases where gangs of Russian cats troll your neighborhood with RFID readers, and then replicate your cat's RFID. Too often the first hint your cat knows that something is amiss is when they come home to find their food bowl depleted and "Meow THIS!" sprayed on the kitchen floor.
posted by subgear at 5:53 AM on May 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by subgear at 5:53 AM on May 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
And once again folks, it's the classic: 3 comments (yup, the bare minimum required) followed by... THE POST. The first and last POST!
It's almost like there's a manual for this somewhere...
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:54 AM on May 26, 2008
It's almost like there's a manual for this somewhere...
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:54 AM on May 26, 2008
I'm surprised this the first post to employ the "microchipcatflap" tag.
posted by Kibbutz at 5:58 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by Kibbutz at 5:58 AM on May 26, 2008
Hey! Who shit on living room floor? winsoar, you are a jerk.
posted by mediareport at 5:58 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by mediareport at 5:58 AM on May 26, 2008
Pepsi Blue.
From the website listed on winsoar's profile:
We have worked with famous brand names such as Smith & Noble, JD Sports, Dr. Day's Clothing, Urban Outfitters, Halfords, Amazon, Orvis, Mintons Tea Room, Microchip Cat Flaps, and Dollars Urban Wear.
posted by Poolio at 5:58 AM on May 26, 2008
From the website listed on winsoar's profile:
We have worked with famous brand names such as Smith & Noble, JD Sports, Dr. Day's Clothing, Urban Outfitters, Halfords, Amazon, Orvis, Mintons Tea Room, Microchip Cat Flaps, and Dollars Urban Wear.
posted by Poolio at 5:58 AM on May 26, 2008
Hey! It keeps getting better! One of my man winsoar's 3 comments was just posted in the cats with theremins thread! PURR-FECT!!!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:59 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:59 AM on May 26, 2008
Seriously, you're gonna have to try a lot harder than this.
posted by chillmost at 6:01 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by chillmost at 6:01 AM on May 26, 2008
Geez, guy.
posted by eponymouse at 6:02 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by eponymouse at 6:02 AM on May 26, 2008
Poolio, not only that, just scroll to the bottom of the Pet Porte site:
(C) Copyright 2007-2008 JW Enterprises. All rights reserved.
No part of this website, the text or the graphics, may be reproduced or redistributed even in edited form without the express written permission of the copyright holder.
All too easy..
posted by pyrex at 6:03 AM on May 26, 2008
(C) Copyright 2007-2008 JW Enterprises. All rights reserved.
No part of this website, the text or the graphics, may be reproduced or redistributed even in edited form without the express written permission of the copyright holder.
All too easy..
posted by pyrex at 6:03 AM on May 26, 2008
It gets worse: Not only is JW spamming for Pet a Porter or whatever it is, but he apparently sells the product, too!
From the "Letter of the Day" posted on the site:
PLEASE CAN YOU CONFIRM THAT CATS ARE UNABLE TO DO THIS WITH YOUR UNIT?
posted by Kibbutz at 6:04 AM on May 26, 2008
From the "Letter of the Day" posted on the site:
PLEASE CAN YOU CONFIRM THAT CATS ARE UNABLE TO DO THIS WITH YOUR UNIT?
posted by Kibbutz at 6:04 AM on May 26, 2008
Do your clients know you blatantly violate the guidelines at the sites you hype them on, winsoar? Do you think they'd appreciate knowing? I wonder...
posted by mediareport at 6:04 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by mediareport at 6:04 AM on May 26, 2008
Losesoar
posted by bunglin jones at 6:05 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by bunglin jones at 6:05 AM on May 26, 2008
Do your clients know you blatantly violate the guidelines at the sites you hype them on, winsoar?
It looks like winsoar is his own client in this particular case, so I don't think he'll mind.
posted by Poolio at 6:07 AM on May 26, 2008
It looks like winsoar is his own client in this particular case, so I don't think he'll mind.
posted by Poolio at 6:07 AM on May 26, 2008
I wonder if this is the same ringtone instigator and world famous innovator. Phat tonez, ya'll! Woo woo! Recognize the revolutionator!
posted by stavrogin at 6:08 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by stavrogin at 6:08 AM on May 26, 2008
James Winsoar has been spamming the web since the days when Usenet was king.
posted by rongorongo at 6:08 AM on May 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by rongorongo at 6:08 AM on May 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
mediareport: Like pyrex, I have a sneaking suspicion that the "JW" in "JW Enterprises" stands for . . .
(wait for it)
JAMES WINSOAR!!!!!
Wait a minute--if it's true that he's just shilling for his own product, perhaps he then is also the owner of the other companies for which he claims to have spammed: Orvis, Amazon UK, etc.
I take it back, Mr. Winsoar (Sir Winsoar? If not yet, surely just a matter of time). You are a marketing genius! Richard Branson nothing on you!
posted by Kibbutz at 6:11 AM on May 26, 2008
(wait for it)
JAMES WINSOAR!!!!!
Wait a minute--if it's true that he's just shilling for his own product, perhaps he then is also the owner of the other companies for which he claims to have spammed: Orvis, Amazon UK, etc.
I take it back, Mr. Winsoar (Sir Winsoar? If not yet, surely just a matter of time). You are a marketing genius! Richard Branson nothing on you!
posted by Kibbutz at 6:11 AM on May 26, 2008
I, for one, welcome our new microchipped cat overlords.
posted by Hildegarde at 6:14 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by Hildegarde at 6:14 AM on May 26, 2008
When the cat's away, the mice will play.
When the mods sleep late on a holiday, spammers will play.
posted by beagle at 6:17 AM on May 26, 2008
When the mods sleep late on a holiday, spammers will play.
posted by beagle at 6:17 AM on May 26, 2008
James Winsoar has over ten years experience creating profitable online businesses and he now helps other companies to maximise their online profits with search engine optimisation, search engine marketing, and website optimisation.
And this marketing genius was uncovered by the third comment in this thread. (And perhaps even sooner had flapjax not burst out laughing.)
Winsoar? Loosecrash.
posted by three blind mice at 6:18 AM on May 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
And this marketing genius was uncovered by the third comment in this thread. (And perhaps even sooner had flapjax not burst out laughing.)
Winsoar? Loosecrash.
posted by three blind mice at 6:18 AM on May 26, 2008 [1 favorite]
Ceiling cats be not amused.
Poor Winsoar, $5 poorer and nothing to show for it. LOLZ
(Ban)Hammertime?
posted by WalterMitty at 6:18 AM on May 26, 2008
Poor Winsoar, $5 poorer and nothing to show for it. LOLZ
(Ban)Hammertime?
posted by WalterMitty at 6:18 AM on May 26, 2008
I'm so excited by this product! I want one immediately!
Oh, wait, nevermind. Go away, spammer.
It's rumored that the Pet Porte was created by -- or at least advertised by -- pedophiles. Just a rumor, though. I'm sure there's nothing to it.
posted by Malor at 6:18 AM on May 26, 2008
Oh, wait, nevermind. Go away, spammer.
It's rumored that the Pet Porte was created by -- or at least advertised by -- pedophiles. Just a rumor, though. I'm sure there's nothing to it.
posted by Malor at 6:18 AM on May 26, 2008
I herd u liek catflaps.
posted by Happy Dave at 6:18 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by Happy Dave at 6:18 AM on May 26, 2008
I am certain there has never been a cat successfully able to carry a rat on its back through a Pet Porte Collarless Cat Flap Door. This is an evident flaw and I advise that nobody buy this product.
posted by ardgedee at 6:20 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by ardgedee at 6:20 AM on May 26, 2008
Tick tock.
posted by Devils Slide at 6:23 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by Devils Slide at 6:23 AM on May 26, 2008
All three comments in cat threads, too.
He's a consistent little spammer, I'll give him that.
posted by yhbc at 6:23 AM on May 26, 2008
He's a consistent little spammer, I'll give him that.
posted by yhbc at 6:23 AM on May 26, 2008
The more times I say "cat flap" out loud, the nastier it sounds :-/
posted by pyrex at 6:24 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by pyrex at 6:24 AM on May 26, 2008
So who wants to start a betting pool on which of the mods will get this one? I'm putting 10 on cortex.
posted by Catfry at 6:24 AM on May 26, 2008
posted by Catfry at 6:24 AM on May 26, 2008
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posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:37 AM on May 26, 2008