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July 1, 2008 1:57 PM   Subscribe

The Douchiest Phone Message in History.
posted by phaedon (18 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: [ring ring ring] HELLO MY NAME IS MASSENGILL Q. SUMMERSEVE AND I'M CALLING ON BEHALF OF YOUR LOCAL PHONE COMPANY AND-- [click] -- cortex



 


Wow. I bet he's wearing pinstripes and a fedora.
posted by RussHy at 1:59 PM on July 1, 2008


repeat, and linked to bogus back story. the phone message itself is real, but originates from Toronto. the toronto accent is often mistaken for californian.
posted by 256 at 2:01 PM on July 1, 2008


CAN I HAVE DUBL DOOSH CHZBRGR PLZ? K THX BYE
posted by Debaser626 at 2:08 PM on July 1, 2008


DEraiLETED

Can someone finally explain to me, a Torontonian, how that's a Toronto accent? I hear that message, I don't think Toronto.

I mean, is a Toronto accent even possible? Of all my Toronto friends, maybe two of them were actually born in this city.
posted by regicide is good for you at 2:08 PM on July 1, 2008


Ugh. Once was one too many for this guy.
posted by Dr-Baa at 2:08 PM on July 1, 2008


Happy Canada Day!
posted by Floydd at 2:10 PM on July 1, 2008


I think he means "Canadian accent", reeg.
posted by Zambrano at 2:13 PM on July 1, 2008


I saw the original post for the first time literally five minutes ago.

Had I not done so, I would have thanked you for pointing me at it.
posted by Arturus at 2:14 PM on July 1, 2008


Pleased this is a double, thinking I was going crazy.
posted by Samuel Farrow at 2:14 PM on July 1, 2008


I'm Frank TJ Mackey.
posted by shakespeherian at 2:14 PM on July 1, 2008


ZOMG FIRST LAST POST
posted by loquacious at 2:14 PM on July 1, 2008


No! Please! Not again!
posted by Bromius at 2:15 PM on July 1, 2008


I am not convinced that you grok the whole "tags" thing, going soley on the evidence here.
posted by everichon at 2:15 PM on July 1, 2008 [1 favorite]


CAN I HAVE DUBL DOOSH CHZBRGR PLZ? K THX BYE

DOUBLE DOOOOOOOOOSH
posted by regicide is good for you at 2:17 PM on July 1, 2008


Unpublish™ this post!
posted by sharksandwich at 2:17 PM on July 1, 2008


Unpublish™ this post!

Damnit, beat me to it.
posted by tkolar at 2:18 PM on July 1, 2008


Yes, it is clearly missing the "the" tag.
posted by yhbc at 2:18 PM on July 1, 2008


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