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SPECTACULARLY preposterous. NSFW. (And don't think you can get away with sneaking a quick peek in your cube when no one's looking. There's a chance you'll laugh "OL" and attract co-worker attention.)
This very well may have pushed us to a new level of Internet ridiculousness.
This very well may have pushed us to a new level of Internet ridiculousness.
This post was deleted for the following reason: what the fuck? Fark's porn section is in the back, through the swinging saloon doors. -- mathowie
Really?
posted by Pope Guilty at 10:25 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by Pope Guilty at 10:25 PM on July 17, 2008
If you don't think this is the best of the web you know nothing about the internet.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 10:27 PM on July 17, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 10:27 PM on July 17, 2008 [2 favorites]
I wonder if that was butter cream frosting?
posted by munchingzombie at 10:28 PM on July 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by munchingzombie at 10:28 PM on July 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
What's your encore, a dude stretching out his nutsack and telling us he sat in gum?
posted by The Straightener at 10:28 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by The Straightener at 10:28 PM on July 17, 2008
An amazing demonstration of the can territory, well past should.
Rule 34; Christ, what an asshole; etc.
posted by carsonb at 10:30 PM on July 17, 2008
Rule 34; Christ, what an asshole; etc.
posted by carsonb at 10:30 PM on July 17, 2008
So this is like... umm... the new goatse? Just in full motion video and bad amateurish acting?
The comments on this thread will be funnier than the video.
posted by Sam.Burdick at 10:30 PM on July 17, 2008
The comments on this thread will be funnier than the video.
posted by Sam.Burdick at 10:30 PM on July 17, 2008
It delivers what it promises.
posted by ethnomethodologist at 10:31 PM on July 17, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by ethnomethodologist at 10:31 PM on July 17, 2008 [2 favorites]
Gross and dumb. I don't think you're hanging out on the same internet as the rest of us if this is considered entertaining ....
posted by Arbac at 10:32 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by Arbac at 10:32 PM on July 17, 2008
Wasn't there a thread about farting on cakes on metafilter awhile back?
posted by afu at 10:32 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by afu at 10:32 PM on July 17, 2008
OK, for those at work, who can't click on the link. This lady sat on a cake and farted. Actually, she sat on a cake, and the camera man made farting noises.
This, as it turns out, is the best of the web, because, sadly, the web turned to suck.
posted by dirigibleman at 10:33 PM on July 17, 2008
This, as it turns out, is the best of the web, because, sadly, the web turned to suck.
posted by dirigibleman at 10:33 PM on July 17, 2008
Also, sup widdip gratz oocc
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 10:35 PM on July 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 10:35 PM on July 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
Hey - it's farting on a cake. Literally. It's the kind of thing people jokingly conjecture about being on the Internet, and someone actually did it.
If there's something that strikes you as more preposterously absurd, post it!
posted by ignignokt at 10:36 PM on July 17, 2008
If there's something that strikes you as more preposterously absurd, post it!
posted by ignignokt at 10:36 PM on July 17, 2008
wtf. Are you fucking with us?
I feel sorry for that girl, having to live the rest of her life with the knowledge that she made that video.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 10:38 PM on July 17, 2008
I feel sorry for that girl, having to live the rest of her life with the knowledge that she made that video.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 10:38 PM on July 17, 2008
you are basically horrible
posted by boo_radley at 10:39 PM on July 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by boo_radley at 10:39 PM on July 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
Oh my, that cake will go straight to her thighs!
posted by HAMFIST at 10:40 PM on July 17, 2008 [8 favorites]
posted by HAMFIST at 10:40 PM on July 17, 2008 [8 favorites]
Dude, I'm dunking my balls in chocolate pudding as we speak, VIDS IN FIVE.
posted by The Straightener at 10:41 PM on July 17, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by The Straightener at 10:41 PM on July 17, 2008 [2 favorites]
If there's something that strikes you as more preposterously absurd, post it!
Here's the thing.
Sometimes 'preposterously absurd' is best of the web. E.g., salmon hentai, Ron Paul, or a bunny with a pancake on its head.
The rest of the time, it is really not.
I leave it as an exercise for the reader to figure out which category this post belongs in.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 10:41 PM on July 17, 2008
Here's the thing.
Sometimes 'preposterously absurd' is best of the web. E.g., salmon hentai, Ron Paul, or a bunny with a pancake on its head.
The rest of the time, it is really not.
I leave it as an exercise for the reader to figure out which category this post belongs in.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 10:41 PM on July 17, 2008
Ah, oh well. I guess I've disgusted rather than amused. Apologies, serious elements of MetaFilter!
posted by ignignokt at 10:42 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by ignignokt at 10:42 PM on July 17, 2008
Wasn't there a thread about farting on cakes on metafilter awhile back?
I sincerely hope that thread didn't, you know, cause this.
posted by Caduceus at 10:43 PM on July 17, 2008
I sincerely hope that thread didn't, you know, cause this.
posted by Caduceus at 10:43 PM on July 17, 2008
Haha, that makes three posts in a row that stink! This one is extra special though. (Dare I say its the frosting?)
posted by iamkimiam at 10:44 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by iamkimiam at 10:44 PM on July 17, 2008
This would have sparked far more MeFi outrage had it been a plate of bacon instead.
posted by andythebean at 10:47 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by andythebean at 10:47 PM on July 17, 2008
Ah, oh well. I guess I've disgusted rather than amused.
No.. it's more like stupided, really.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 10:53 PM on July 17, 2008
No.. it's more like stupided, really.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 10:53 PM on July 17, 2008
THE FART IS A LIE.
There. I said it. I'm not proud of it but I said it and I'm not taking it back.
posted by Avenger at 10:57 PM on July 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
There. I said it. I'm not proud of it but I said it and I'm not taking it back.
posted by Avenger at 10:57 PM on July 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
In terms of obscure and bizarre fetishes, this rates, maybe, in the top fifty, or even lower, considering the quality of model they got to do it.
If the only woman who will consent to take part in the video is a 200lb, forty-something immigrant from the former Eastern Block who's paid in crack, your fetish is really way out there.
To sum up: Your favorite fetish sucks.
posted by Slap*Happy at 10:58 PM on July 17, 2008
If the only woman who will consent to take part in the video is a 200lb, forty-something immigrant from the former Eastern Block who's paid in crack, your fetish is really way out there.
To sum up: Your favorite fetish sucks.
posted by Slap*Happy at 10:58 PM on July 17, 2008
Avenger, could you please remain on-topic, and not digress into your date last weekend?
*ducks*
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 10:58 PM on July 17, 2008
*ducks*
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 10:58 PM on July 17, 2008
i laughed, and now i am beginning the process of forgetting i ever saw that. which should be complete by the time i press 'post comment.'
posted by facetious at 10:59 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by facetious at 10:59 PM on July 17, 2008
That would have been 174% better if there were lit candles on the cake.
posted by omarr at 11:01 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by omarr at 11:01 PM on July 17, 2008
omarr FT-motherfucking-W.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 11:04 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 11:04 PM on July 17, 2008
THE FART IS A LIE.
The turd that pokes out at around 1:37, on the other hand, appears totally legitimate
posted by The Gooch at 11:06 PM on July 17, 2008
The turd that pokes out at around 1:37, on the other hand, appears totally legitimate
posted by The Gooch at 11:06 PM on July 17, 2008
Firstly, this is sort of awesome. I think. My instinct says this post isn't going to last, though, so everyone chug their beers and get ready to bounce.
Secondly, there used to be some sort of pervasive UseNet spam about farting on cakes. I feel like it may have had something to do with the Meow Wars. Either way, farting on cakes has been an internet meme before, for some ungodly reason, and I'm pleased to observe that it will probably never, ever go away, outlasting even the works of Shakespeare and quarterlife.
Thirdly, I once saw an article about the leading figure in fart pornography, and it was actually very interesting because the woman who is apparently this leading figure is actually a cunning, Machiavellian figure, who just so happens to have cornered the fart market. I wish I could find that article again, but not enough to actually actively search for it. So, I won't, and now I'm going to stop thinking about farts and fartists.
posted by Sticherbeast at 11:07 PM on July 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
Secondly, there used to be some sort of pervasive UseNet spam about farting on cakes. I feel like it may have had something to do with the Meow Wars. Either way, farting on cakes has been an internet meme before, for some ungodly reason, and I'm pleased to observe that it will probably never, ever go away, outlasting even the works of Shakespeare and quarterlife.
Thirdly, I once saw an article about the leading figure in fart pornography, and it was actually very interesting because the woman who is apparently this leading figure is actually a cunning, Machiavellian figure, who just so happens to have cornered the fart market. I wish I could find that article again, but not enough to actually actively search for it. So, I won't, and now I'm going to stop thinking about farts and fartists.
posted by Sticherbeast at 11:07 PM on July 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
dirtynumbangelboy, I don't know. 15 minutes of Internet fame can be lucrative, as YouTube celebrities have proven.
posted by wastelands at 11:09 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by wastelands at 11:09 PM on July 17, 2008
I did not follow the link. Hovering over it with my mouse and seeing http://www.cakefarts.com in my status bar did, however, make me smile quietly to myself and bring to mind in a welter of pleasantly nostalgic feelings the many amusing fart jokes I have enjoyed in decades past, and so: it is good.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:12 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:12 PM on July 17, 2008
I like the way, at the end, she tried to squeeze a few more farts out but came up empty.
posted by jayder at 11:18 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by jayder at 11:18 PM on July 17, 2008
Wasn't there a thread about farting on cakes on metafilter awhile back?
At least have of the threads on MetaFilter are basically farting on cakes.
posted by rokusan at 11:19 PM on July 17, 2008
At least have of the threads on MetaFilter are basically farting on cakes.
posted by rokusan at 11:19 PM on July 17, 2008
(Have? Half. Way to ruin an already weak joke, rokumoron.)
posted by rokusan at 11:20 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by rokusan at 11:20 PM on July 17, 2008
That appears to be a Pepperidge Farm chocolate layer cake. They're in the freezer case. Maybe she was just trying to make it thaw faster.
posted by longsleeves at 11:21 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by longsleeves at 11:21 PM on July 17, 2008
Haha, that makes three posts in a row that stink!
What.
posted by carsonb at 11:22 PM on July 17, 2008
What.
posted by carsonb at 11:22 PM on July 17, 2008
That girl just farted on a fucking cake.
posted by frecklefaerie at 11:22 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by frecklefaerie at 11:22 PM on July 17, 2008
Also, sup widdip gratz oocc...
See, I had to go look up which one that is. I think it's a little embarrassing to show outside of context that you know that off the top of your head.
posted by Kinbote at 11:24 PM on July 17, 2008
See, I had to go look up which one that is. I think it's a little embarrassing to show outside of context that you know that off the top of your head.
posted by Kinbote at 11:24 PM on July 17, 2008
Heellllooooo MetaFark. Seriously. Fuck you, whoever posted it.
posted by KokuRyu at 11:26 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by KokuRyu at 11:26 PM on July 17, 2008
Actually, turns out sup widdip gratz oocc won't give us any real additional insight as to what's going on, as cakefarts.com is just some SA goon rehosting a mysterious (now-deleted) Youtubery.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 11:28 PM on July 17, 2008
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 11:28 PM on July 17, 2008
Those marketing execs at Betty Crocker are hoping this idea of theirs goes viral. The last three haven't done so well. (peeonacake.com, cakevomit.com, and bloodycake.com)
posted by strangeleftydoublethink at 11:30 PM on July 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by strangeleftydoublethink at 11:30 PM on July 17, 2008 [1 favorite]
I had long ago resigned myself to a a lifetime of asexuality. It's a hard road, never partaking of the sweet bliss so many others seem to find at the very heart of human experience. But there was just nothing that could bring me to climax.
Thank you, CakeFarts!
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:32 PM on July 17, 2008 [3 favorites]
Thank you, CakeFarts!
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:32 PM on July 17, 2008 [3 favorites]
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