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The fact that a man nicknamed "Ze Pistoleiro" shot somebody is not surprising. What is surprising is that he needed such a silly reason for doing it. During my visits to Kentucky, I've learned that "he needed killin'" is all the justification necessary for firing a few rounds into someone. Besides, it was probably Spiderman who made the cat gay anyway.
posted by SportsFan (11 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: this is not a good post for metafilter and the OMGGAYZ makes it pretty deleteworthy on its own -- jessamyn



 
We don't usually do "News of the weird" here.
posted by Class Goat at 9:33 AM on August 5, 2008


And what does Kentucky have to do with this?
posted by kingbenny at 9:37 AM on August 5, 2008


Is it me, or is this post a series of non sequiturs? Also, is it me, or do tree toboggan fido shrimp floss?
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:39 AM on August 5, 2008 [2 favorites]


A second neighbour, homosexual José Pedro Macedo

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posted by kosem at 9:39 AM on August 5, 2008


I know when I get a hankerin' for some killin' I jus step outta mah front door and put a couple slugs in my neighbor, Billy Joe.

We don't usually do "News of the close-minded jerks" here.
posted by jackofsaxons at 9:39 AM on August 5, 2008


A man has been jailed for five and a half years after shooting one of his neighbours, a homosexual, who he claims committed an act of sodomy with his cat and made the animal homosexual too.

Flagged as "pronoun trouble"
posted by DU at 9:39 AM on August 5, 2008


Homosexual? But he loved pussy.
posted by billysumday at 9:42 AM on August 5, 2008 [1 favorite]


"and made the animal homosexual too."

My greatest concern in life is that my cat might be gay. It's not so much that he might be into other boy cats, but that he might start wearing giant sunglasses and acting fabulous like Elton John. I think it would just be hard to live with.
posted by quin at 9:44 AM on August 5, 2008


Reporter: Was it your owner that turned you into a homosexual?

Cat: No! Gay Jose.
posted by kosem at 9:44 AM on August 5, 2008 [1 favorite]




{Insert witty kitty comment here}
posted by Debaser626 at 9:46 AM on August 5, 2008


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