Bruno Kammerl`s Punktlandung
August 7, 2009 5:45 AM Subscribe
All doubts were unfounded. The 35.2-meter jump distance was the first Softslide practice test with real people under real conditions. I think the last doubters now the words are missing.
For real or an elaborate hoax? Perhaps our Germanic physicist friends can unravel the science behind das projekt megawoosh.
For real or an elaborate hoax? Perhaps our Germanic physicist friends can unravel the science behind das projekt megawoosh.
This post was deleted for the following reason: This seems to be going over like a lead Wasserrutschenaut. -- cortex
I think the last doubters now the words are missing.
Indeed.
posted by DU at 5:51 AM on August 7, 2009 [4 favorites]
Indeed.
posted by DU at 5:51 AM on August 7, 2009 [4 favorites]
Hoax, and a commercial to boot.
posted by kuujjuarapik at 5:51 AM on August 7, 2009
posted by kuujjuarapik at 5:51 AM on August 7, 2009
I think the doubters and I can not find the words.
posted by little e at 5:53 AM on August 7, 2009 [4 favorites]
posted by little e at 5:53 AM on August 7, 2009 [4 favorites]
I think I know the MuffinMan, and he lives on One Microsoft Way.
posted by the dief at 5:56 AM on August 7, 2009
posted by the dief at 5:56 AM on August 7, 2009
All your doubt are belong to us.
posted by That takes balls. at 6:06 AM on August 7, 2009
posted by That takes balls. at 6:06 AM on August 7, 2009
the dief, are you suggesting that this little bit of viral video has been posted by a Microsoft employee?
posted by anotherpanacea at 6:07 AM on August 7, 2009
posted by anotherpanacea at 6:07 AM on August 7, 2009
I don't doubt it, but why is it a viral ad for Microsoft? What about it makes me associate it with Microsoft Project in any way?
posted by Plutor at 6:12 AM on August 7, 2009
posted by Plutor at 6:12 AM on August 7, 2009
The logos and screenshots on the site?
posted by uncle harold at 6:21 AM on August 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by uncle harold at 6:21 AM on August 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
The big "Microsoft Project" logo at the top of the main link?
posted by DU at 6:22 AM on August 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by DU at 6:22 AM on August 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
LITTLEROBOTHEAD stands up in the trench. He realizes that all of his MeFi buddies have been astroturfed. As the smoke clears, we see him slowly stand up as waves of fears and revulsion wash over him. As the CRACKLE of small arms fire is heard in the distance, he begins trying to drag one of his faceless comrades from the smoking foxhole. He puts one foot on the edge of the earthworks, and looks toward the rear of his position...
LITTLEROBOTHEAD: (screams) MOD!
The MODS, a rag tag band of lifesavers in bloodied uniforms run toward the CARNAGE, composing in their heads the notes they will attach when the post is deleted. As the MODS go to work, we slowly zoom out and up into the sky...where a solitary bi-plane piloted by MATHOWIE slowly zig-zags in red and purple clouds.
MATHOWIE: (shaking fist) You dirty spammers! I read your book!
FADE TO BLACK
END
posted by littlerobothead at 6:23 AM on August 7, 2009 [2 favorites]
LITTLEROBOTHEAD: (screams) MOD!
The MODS, a rag tag band of lifesavers in bloodied uniforms run toward the CARNAGE, composing in their heads the notes they will attach when the post is deleted. As the MODS go to work, we slowly zoom out and up into the sky...where a solitary bi-plane piloted by MATHOWIE slowly zig-zags in red and purple clouds.
MATHOWIE: (shaking fist) You dirty spammers! I read your book!
FADE TO BLACK
END
posted by littlerobothead at 6:23 AM on August 7, 2009 [2 favorites]
Er, for the record, I don't work for Microsoft, or its associates. The video is more enjoyable - in my view - for having to work out that it's fake, how it's fake and why on earth this is supposed to make you go out and buy MS Project.
posted by MuffinMan at 6:28 AM on August 7, 2009
posted by MuffinMan at 6:28 AM on August 7, 2009
the dief, are you suggesting that this little bit of viral video has been posted by a Microsoft employee?
It's a joke about the old song, damn it.
It's a joke about the old song, damn it.
Do you know the muffin man,posted by pracowity at 6:32 AM on August 7, 2009
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Do you know the muffin man,
Who lives in Drury Lane?
Yes I know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Yes I know the muffin man,
Who lives in Drury Lane?
DU: "The big "Microsoft Project" logo at the top of the main link?"
[Google logo]
[Two guys one cup video]
Is that all it takes to advertise something nowadays? A logo and a video of anything? What if someone reposts your viral video (which is whole point of "viral")? Shouldn't a viewer somehow be able to figure out what your product is? Those Ray-Ban guys were at least throwing sunglasses around. Or does Microsoft Project involve a slip and slide somehow? (It's been a while since I used it.)
posted by Plutor at 6:34 AM on August 7, 2009
[Google logo]
[Two guys one cup video]
Is that all it takes to advertise something nowadays? A logo and a video of anything? What if someone reposts your viral video (which is whole point of "viral")? Shouldn't a viewer somehow be able to figure out what your product is? Those Ray-Ban guys were at least throwing sunglasses around. Or does Microsoft Project involve a slip and slide somehow? (It's been a while since I used it.)
posted by Plutor at 6:34 AM on August 7, 2009
weaksauce + pepsiblue + MS = fail.
posted by unSane at 6:39 AM on August 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by unSane at 6:39 AM on August 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
If this is the cool viral advertising thread, the Mattress Dominoes World Record Attempt was pretty good.
posted by TheophileEscargot at 6:45 AM on August 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by TheophileEscargot at 6:45 AM on August 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
Wow. Not one line, and yet the guy still manages to overact.
Lame.
posted by Sys Rq at 6:54 AM on August 7, 2009
Lame.
posted by Sys Rq at 6:54 AM on August 7, 2009
Handheld shakycam + zoomed out + small particle, easy enough to render + zooming in only after the "feat" is accomplished = fake video.
It's like people aren't even trying anymore, they're just doing that same stupid effect over and over again.
posted by mark242 at 6:57 AM on August 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
It's like people aren't even trying anymore, they're just doing that same stupid effect over and over again.
posted by mark242 at 6:57 AM on August 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
While it looks professionally done (too professionally, possibly, for such bad shot framing for showing detail) and is impressive for the fakery, I'm finding it hard to imagine too many people over the age of 13 seeing that as real.
Maybe I'm too cynical, but surely enough people understand and can visualise how fast things fall to laugh in the face of the prescribed acceleration on the slide and how far he went? Is the whole point of it that it is fake, but looks fairly convincing? Like a double bluff?
posted by Brockles at 7:01 AM on August 7, 2009
Maybe I'm too cynical, but surely enough people understand and can visualise how fast things fall to laugh in the face of the prescribed acceleration on the slide and how far he went? Is the whole point of it that it is fake, but looks fairly convincing? Like a double bluff?
posted by Brockles at 7:01 AM on August 7, 2009
Yeah, I'm not really suggesting MuffinMan works at MS. I just wanted to engage in a bit of doggerel.
posted by the dief at 7:01 AM on August 7, 2009
posted by the dief at 7:01 AM on August 7, 2009
The sounds are all off too. The swimming pool would need to be miked to produce such a loud splash from that distance.
posted by sleevener at 7:09 AM on August 7, 2009
posted by sleevener at 7:09 AM on August 7, 2009
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
posted by scalefree at 7:18 AM on August 7, 2009
posted by scalefree at 7:18 AM on August 7, 2009
Hey, Aquaman's here! Settle this debate for us: Is this video Epic Fail or Huge Fail? I ask you because you're an expert in wetness.
posted by Mister_A at 7:34 AM on August 7, 2009
posted by Mister_A at 7:34 AM on August 7, 2009
Er, for the record, I don't work for Microsoft, or its associates.
Well you do now! Volunteers are workers, too.
posted by breezeway at 7:36 AM on August 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
Well you do now! Volunteers are workers, too.
posted by breezeway at 7:36 AM on August 7, 2009 [1 favorite]
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