Siren

May 7, 2010 2:08 PM

Sexy songs is European. Enya, 6 Singing Girls, Brazil,Australia, China. America doesn't do sex, just plastic.
posted by Mblue (25 comments total)

what
posted by Rory Marinich at 2:11 PM on May 7, 2010

huh
posted by Dr-Baa at 2:12 PM on May 7, 2010

What Enya song could this madman be talking about?

"Caribbean Blue"

what
posted by boo_radley at 2:13 PM on May 7, 2010

rory!
posted by boo_radley at 2:13 PM on May 7, 2010

boo!
posted by Rory Marinich at 2:13 PM on May 7, 2010

If you honestly intend to posit that American singers aren't as "sexy" as other singers this is not how you do that.
posted by applemeat at 2:13 PM on May 7, 2010

I am confused and frightened and fat.
posted by Sticherbeast at 2:15 PM on May 7, 2010 [10 favorites]

Metafilter:
posted by finite at 2:15 PM on May 7, 2010

i am 12 what is this
posted by empath at 2:17 PM on May 7, 2010

I liked the Donny Darko characters on bicycles.
posted by 517 at 2:17 PM on May 7, 2010 [1 favorite]

Yeah! Take that, Plastic Amerikkka!
posted by freshwater_pr0n at 2:18 PM on May 7, 2010

I'll show you sexy.
posted by gman at 2:19 PM on May 7, 2010 [1 favorite]

"This video is not available".

Is this concealed location-based filtering on youtube, or did the poster compose a primary link that's already broken?
posted by CynicalKnight at 2:20 PM on May 7, 2010

for a moment, I thought enya might be six foot tall, blond and a size zero... guess I was wrong.
posted by ennui.bz at 2:23 PM on May 7, 2010

Well this is going well
posted by Nothing... and like it at 2:28 PM on May 7, 2010

What is Enya's sexiest song?
posted by boo_radley at 2:29 PM on May 7, 2010

What isn't Enya's sexiest song?
posted by Nothing... and like it at 2:30 PM on May 7, 2010

What's wrong with not being sexy?
posted by Flashman at 2:33 PM on May 7, 2010

What's isn't wrong with not being sexy?

check...mate
posted by boo_radley at 2:35 PM on May 7, 2010

What's wrong with not being sexy?

I WOULDN'T KNOW, DARLING

(takes puff from cigarette in cigarette holder; crosses legs; winks; winks the other eye; winks both eyes in rapid, asynchronous succession)
posted by Sticherbeast at 2:36 PM on May 7, 2010 [2 favorites]

America doesn't do sex, just plastic.

False dichotomy. Sometimes America does sex and plastic. (NSFW)
posted by Someday Bum at 2:36 PM on May 7, 2010

Well, if hard pressed I'll guess this one though I get her mixed up with Basia.
posted by applemeat at 2:36 PM on May 7, 2010

Europe brought the world S Club and I will never forgive it. USA
posted by Rory Marinich at 2:39 PM on May 7, 2010

The one being performed by Legion of Rockstars.
posted by idiopath at 2:41 PM on May 7, 2010

(that was a belated respons to Nothing...and Like It)
posted by idiopath at 2:41 PM on May 7, 2010