Mark Driscoll gets mad
July 9, 2010 7:53 PM Subscribe
Mark Driscoll: HOW DARE YOU?
Sermons are great!
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This post was deleted for the following reason: This guy sure is yelling a lot. -- cortex
nor-superiorchicken-either ;p
posted by parmanparman at 8:01 PM on July 9, 2010
posted by parmanparman at 8:01 PM on July 9, 2010
I almost went for the play button until I saw the tags, sermon, Christianity, and so forth. Ha ha ha back to the barbecue.
posted by Oyéah at 8:03 PM on July 9, 2010
posted by Oyéah at 8:03 PM on July 9, 2010
Some of you are here because you're schmucks with laser pointers at a KISS show.
posted by not_on_display at 8:04 PM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by not_on_display at 8:04 PM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
Wow, this is helluva cock block.
posted by NoMich at 8:08 PM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by NoMich at 8:08 PM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
HELL YEAH I MEAN HECK YEAH SORRY.
But...huh? Adam abused Eve? Morris Hill? Shame on...abusive men for being surrounded by good men and not pursuing them? Drink judgment on yourself?
posted by sallybrown at 8:17 PM on July 9, 2010
But...huh? Adam abused Eve? Morris Hill? Shame on...abusive men for being surrounded by good men and not pursuing them? Drink judgment on yourself?
posted by sallybrown at 8:17 PM on July 9, 2010
I don't understand this post. Is this LOLXIAN or LOLTHISPARTICULARDUDE?
posted by desjardins at 8:18 PM on July 9, 2010
posted by desjardins at 8:18 PM on July 9, 2010
I don't like it when daddy yells.
posted by ryaninoakland at 8:21 PM on July 9, 2010
posted by ryaninoakland at 8:21 PM on July 9, 2010
I was strangely transfixed.
Something about the structure/buildup/delivery reminded me of stand-up comedy. With a little bit of pro-wrestling bombast.
Can't argue with the message.
posted by Several Unnamed Sources at 8:30 PM on July 9, 2010 [2 favorites]
Something about the structure/buildup/delivery reminded me of stand-up comedy. With a little bit of pro-wrestling bombast.
Can't argue with the message.
posted by Several Unnamed Sources at 8:30 PM on July 9, 2010 [2 favorites]
one minute in and all that xian guilt that I thought I left behind four years ago hit me again.
posted by rebent at 8:32 PM on July 9, 2010
posted by rebent at 8:32 PM on July 9, 2010
I'm no churchgoer, but I know a few that attend Mars Hill. And I have to ask, who does the think he's yelling at?
Mars Hill is wall-to-wall young, earnest Seattle techies. These guys don't beat their wives. They're too busy recycling.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 8:36 PM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
Mars Hill is wall-to-wall young, earnest Seattle techies. These guys don't beat their wives. They're too busy recycling.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 8:36 PM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
That was so HARDCORE!!!
YEEEAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Skygazer at 8:36 PM on July 9, 2010
YEEEAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Skygazer at 8:36 PM on July 9, 2010
Mars Hill is wall-to-wall young, earnest Seattle techies. These guys don't beat their wives. They're too busy recycling.
I'm sure you know that it doesn't work like that.
posted by muddgirl at 8:41 PM on July 9, 2010
I'm sure you know that it doesn't work like that.
posted by muddgirl at 8:41 PM on July 9, 2010
This guy seems cool enough. I approve this message. The Jesusy bits seem a bit forced and shoehorned, though. I realize it's his job, but does everything need to be Jesusy?
And I have to ask, who does the think he's yelling at?
I wonder whether there were parishioners there with him or what. Is it possible he's just yelling into the internet?
posted by Sys Rq at 8:41 PM on July 9, 2010
And I have to ask, who does the think he's yelling at?
I wonder whether there were parishioners there with him or what. Is it possible he's just yelling into the internet?
posted by Sys Rq at 8:41 PM on July 9, 2010
Ooh, that left eye sure does get squinty!
posted by Doug Stewart at 8:43 PM on July 9, 2010
posted by Doug Stewart at 8:43 PM on July 9, 2010
I like how it all leads up to "GIVE ME YOUR MONAY!!!!" First he tells them how bad they suck, then he passes the plate when the guilt is at a peak. I bet he drives a Lexus.
posted by Jimmy Havok at 8:53 PM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Jimmy Havok at 8:53 PM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
I'm sure you know that it doesn't work like that.
I'm trying to make a funny. Perhaps you don't think I'm good at it.
Just saying ... this is like going to grandma's house and screaming at her about gangsta rap.
"HOW DARE YOU, GRANDMA! It glorifies violence! ..."
"Dude?"
" ... just a filthy trough of sex and drugs and low culture ..."
"Dude?"
"... an orgy of cultural degradation!"
"DUDE!"
"WHAT?"
"Dude, when you say 'Snoop Dog,' Grandma thinks 'Charlie Brown.'"
"Oh."
"Hose off. Your flame is up way too high."
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 8:54 PM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
I'm trying to make a funny. Perhaps you don't think I'm good at it.
Just saying ... this is like going to grandma's house and screaming at her about gangsta rap.
"HOW DARE YOU, GRANDMA! It glorifies violence! ..."
"Dude?"
" ... just a filthy trough of sex and drugs and low culture ..."
"Dude?"
"... an orgy of cultural degradation!"
"DUDE!"
"WHAT?"
"Dude, when you say 'Snoop Dog,' Grandma thinks 'Charlie Brown.'"
"Oh."
"Hose off. Your flame is up way too high."
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 8:54 PM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
WHAT CAN WE DO ....WHAT CAN WE DO!! TRY! TRY!! FUCK IT MAN!!!
posted by Skygazer at 8:57 PM on July 9, 2010
posted by Skygazer at 8:57 PM on July 9, 2010
Mars Hill is wall-to-wall young, earnest Seattle techies. These guys don't beat their wives. They're too busy recycling.
Ugh.
posted by dobbs at 9:03 PM on July 9, 2010
Ugh.
posted by dobbs at 9:03 PM on July 9, 2010
What self-righteous blowhard bullshit. What the fuck is he even talking about?? It's some vague catch-all for maximizing shame and guilt and $$$ KA CHING!!!
When people scream at me from a stage they better be prepared for a mosh pit and ready to play some ...HARDCORE!!!
OUT OF STEP WITH THE WORLD!!!
Fucker.
posted by Skygazer at 9:04 PM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
When people scream at me from a stage they better be prepared for a mosh pit and ready to play some ...HARDCORE!!!
OUT OF STEP WITH THE WORLD!!!
Fucker.
posted by Skygazer at 9:04 PM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
You know what is amazing is how fakey these new style preachers sound. They are just trying to be real and are just being so fake.
posted by Ironmouth at 9:08 PM on July 9, 2010
posted by Ironmouth at 9:08 PM on July 9, 2010
Sounded a lot like the standard issue "You guys are why I can't get a girlfriend," lament, only using God and the Bible instead of a Xbox live subscription and a coffee table full of Maxim backissues.
posted by Cyrano at 9:17 PM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Cyrano at 9:17 PM on July 9, 2010 [1 favorite]
Three minutes was much more than enough. The dude's voice is too hoarse and high-pitched to make it work anyway. For something like this you need someone like John Wayne or James Earl Jones.
Lotsa Glenn Beck cross-pollination going on, though.
posted by blucevalo at 9:19 PM on July 9, 2010
Lotsa Glenn Beck cross-pollination going on, though.
posted by blucevalo at 9:19 PM on July 9, 2010
Young Preacher thinks to himself, Hmmm I would like to address some of the abuse and emotional and physical abuse that I see some men inflict on women. Now what would be the best way to teach the compassion and forgiveness and redemption of Jesus. How can I make these misguided men feel some peace and learn to respect their wives and girlfriends and treat them gently and with care?? Hmmmm....oh I know:
I"LL SCREAM AT THEM SO LOUDLY THEY JUMP OUT OF THEIR CHAIRS AND HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND THEIR GIRLFRIENDS WILL SCREAM AND BEGIN CRYING AND THEN I'LL PROCEED TO SHAME THEM TO WITHIN AN INCH OF THEIR LIVES JUST LIKE THEIR IGNORANT FATHERS DID AND MAKE THEM FEEL SO GUILTY AND TERRIBLE AND FUCKING CORNERED SO THAT THEY'LL GIVE ME A TON OF MONAY.......JUST SO I STOP YELLING AT THEM!!!!
Let us pray.
posted by Skygazer at 9:21 PM on July 9, 2010
I"LL SCREAM AT THEM SO LOUDLY THEY JUMP OUT OF THEIR CHAIRS AND HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND THEIR GIRLFRIENDS WILL SCREAM AND BEGIN CRYING AND THEN I'LL PROCEED TO SHAME THEM TO WITHIN AN INCH OF THEIR LIVES JUST LIKE THEIR IGNORANT FATHERS DID AND MAKE THEM FEEL SO GUILTY AND TERRIBLE AND FUCKING CORNERED SO THAT THEY'LL GIVE ME A TON OF MONAY.......JUST SO I STOP YELLING AT THEM!!!!
Let us pray.
posted by Skygazer at 9:21 PM on July 9, 2010
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