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IN METAFILTERMANIA XI, THIS POST IS GOING DOWN. I WILL SMASH A CHAIR ON ITS HEAD AND SHOUT INSULTS AT IT.
posted by griphus at 12:36 PM on December 4, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by griphus at 12:36 PM on December 4, 2010 [1 favorite]
But seriously guys, can we just talk about how awesome Bam Bam Bigelow was until this post gets deleted?
SUPER awesome, btw.
posted by 256 at 12:39 PM on December 4, 2010
SUPER awesome, btw.
posted by 256 at 12:39 PM on December 4, 2010
I used to think 'Wow, Bam Bam Bigelow has a, like, sideshow-freak level of tattoos.' But now, I've got more tattoos than he does (well, than he did in those days--for all I know he's all Lucky Diamond Bam Bam these days).
posted by box at 12:45 PM on December 4, 2010
posted by box at 12:45 PM on December 4, 2010
Ha Sweden smugly thinks it has the monopoly on snow.
But we have 5 cm now.
Ha!!
posted by joost de vries at 12:46 PM on December 4, 2010
But we have 5 cm now.
Ha!!
posted by joost de vries at 12:46 PM on December 4, 2010
oh c'mon joose, 5 cm? we have 15 in southern Sweden. Go get your chair and learn to ice-skate. (only the Dutch do it with chairs, you craaazey)
posted by dabitch at 12:50 PM on December 4, 2010
posted by dabitch at 12:50 PM on December 4, 2010
joost! joost! With buttons, and premature pressing of them, unlucky I am, today.
posted by dabitch at 12:50 PM on December 4, 2010
posted by dabitch at 12:50 PM on December 4, 2010
box, can you tell me if I like chocolate for real? I need to know. It is very important to me.
posted by treepour at 12:52 PM on December 4, 2010
posted by treepour at 12:52 PM on December 4, 2010
Take off your mittens, you big lunk.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 12:53 PM on December 4, 2010
posted by Kirth Gerson at 12:53 PM on December 4, 2010
treepour, are you a dog?
posted by Kirth Gerson at 12:53 PM on December 4, 2010
posted by Kirth Gerson at 12:53 PM on December 4, 2010
Ladies and gentlemen
Take my advice
Pull down your pants
And slide on the ice.
posted by fixedgear at 12:54 PM on December 4, 2010
Take my advice
Pull down your pants
And slide on the ice.
posted by fixedgear at 12:54 PM on December 4, 2010
treepour, your love for chocolate is genuine and enduring. Your warm feelings for nougat, however, are transitory.
posted by box at 12:55 PM on December 4, 2010
posted by box at 12:55 PM on December 4, 2010
ha dabitch, I know. But our measly 5 cm is so special to us. Pathetic, I know.
Snowballfight!
posted by joost de vries at 12:57 PM on December 4, 2010
Snowballfight!
posted by joost de vries at 12:57 PM on December 4, 2010
OMG I am so relieved. The feelings for nougat were kind of recent anyway. Thank you so much, box.
posted by treepour at 12:57 PM on December 4, 2010
posted by treepour at 12:57 PM on December 4, 2010
treepour, then you DO like chocolate.
It may be of some slight interest to you that chocolate is poison to dogs.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 12:58 PM on December 4, 2010
It may be of some slight interest to you that chocolate is poison to dogs.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 12:58 PM on December 4, 2010
Chairs. We've been practising skating with them since the 17th century.
So I guess it's a matter of proud national culture.
Pah. Your derision fortifies us in our common feeling of Dutchness.
Centuries of continuous skating culture.
(and I think the swedes can't hold a candle to our skaters)
posted by joost de vries at 12:59 PM on December 4, 2010
So I guess it's a matter of proud national culture.
Pah. Your derision fortifies us in our common feeling of Dutchness.
Centuries of continuous skating culture.
(and I think the swedes can't hold a candle to our skaters)
posted by joost de vries at 12:59 PM on December 4, 2010
OH CRAP
box, why didn't you tell me about the poison?????
posted by treepour at 1:01 PM on December 4, 2010
box, why didn't you tell me about the poison?????
posted by treepour at 1:01 PM on December 4, 2010
I think they're about to 'soap up' ringo (inzepen).
That is: take a handful of snow and rub it in someones face or neck.
posted by joost de vries at 1:03 PM on December 4, 2010
That is: take a handful of snow and rub it in someones face or neck.
posted by joost de vries at 1:03 PM on December 4, 2010
if you can use centimeters to usefully describe how much snow you have then you don't really have any snow.
posted by Babblesort at 1:04 PM on December 4, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Babblesort at 1:04 PM on December 4, 2010 [1 favorite]
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