Cute Roulette
April 13, 2011 11:58 PM Subscribe
Roll the dice.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 12:13 AM on April 14, 2011
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 12:13 AM on April 14, 2011
was waiting for this. Looks pretty SFW
posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 12:14 AM on April 14, 2011
posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 12:14 AM on April 14, 2011
Blazecock Pileon: "Cute Roulette"
OH MY GOD IT'S FULL OFPENIS PONIES
posted by Rhaomi at 12:19 AM on April 14, 2011 [3 favorites]
OH MY GOD IT'S FULL OF
posted by Rhaomi at 12:19 AM on April 14, 2011 [3 favorites]
yeah never got the whole 'cute' thing but it seems to make people happy
posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 12:42 AM on April 14, 2011
posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 12:42 AM on April 14, 2011
Dear cute-video making people,
Your kitten/puppy/hamster/ferret/bunny/turtle/kit fox/slow loris/sugar glider or whatever is absolutely adorable. Plinky piano or midi music, however, is not. Not ever. It does not heighten, enrich or enhance my cuteness experience in any way. It just makes me hate you, and that's really not fair because I'm sure you are perfectly nice.
Kisses!
Gauche Pistachio
posted by louche mustachio at 12:48 AM on April 14, 2011 [4 favorites]
Your kitten/puppy/hamster/ferret/bunny/turtle/kit fox/slow loris/sugar glider or whatever is absolutely adorable. Plinky piano or midi music, however, is not. Not ever. It does not heighten, enrich or enhance my cuteness experience in any way. It just makes me hate you, and that's really not fair because I'm sure you are perfectly nice.
Kisses!
Gauche Pistachio
posted by louche mustachio at 12:48 AM on April 14, 2011 [4 favorites]
I'm thinking I may have preferred nekkid little gothie waifs.
Or penises.
Just sayin'...
posted by Samizdata at 12:55 AM on April 14, 2011
Or penises.
Just sayin'...
posted by Samizdata at 12:55 AM on April 14, 2011
It's as though you can't trust Urban Dictionary to tell you anything about baby kittens. Viking kittens?
posted by twoleftfeet at 1:04 AM on April 14, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by twoleftfeet at 1:04 AM on April 14, 2011 [1 favorite]
Viking Kittens were the best until Led Zeppelin hated on them.
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:12 AM on April 14, 2011
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:12 AM on April 14, 2011
Man, Viking Kittens. I had nearly forgotten all about them.
posted by KingEdRa at 2:04 AM on April 14, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by KingEdRa at 2:04 AM on April 14, 2011 [1 favorite]
The first video I got wasn't a cute thing at all, it was this crazy homicidal looking dolphin.
I am scarred for life.
posted by yeoz at 2:39 AM on April 14, 2011 [1 favorite]
I am scarred for life.
posted by yeoz at 2:39 AM on April 14, 2011 [1 favorite]
I can haz-been.
No really. A lot of popular internet memes that aren't as popular anymore tour the Midwest and especially the auto-shows. I was at a trade show in Louisville recently, and I met Charlie who bites fingers. Randy Pausch did one more lecture. There was a showing of Downfall, where Hitler complained that it wasn't worth dominating the world anymore, and that he was upstaged by Charlie. At the end of the evening, everybody sang along to the FreeCreditReport.com song, because that guy is a musical genius, no matter what you think.
posted by twoleftfeet at 3:33 AM on April 14, 2011 [6 favorites]
No really. A lot of popular internet memes that aren't as popular anymore tour the Midwest and especially the auto-shows. I was at a trade show in Louisville recently, and I met Charlie who bites fingers. Randy Pausch did one more lecture. There was a showing of Downfall, where Hitler complained that it wasn't worth dominating the world anymore, and that he was upstaged by Charlie. At the end of the evening, everybody sang along to the FreeCreditReport.com song, because that guy is a musical genius, no matter what you think.
posted by twoleftfeet at 3:33 AM on April 14, 2011 [6 favorites]
My god it's full of turtles
I like turtles!
posted by Fizz at 4:06 AM on April 14, 2011 [2 favorites]
I like turtles!
posted by Fizz at 4:06 AM on April 14, 2011 [2 favorites]
Kittens on a slide is all "OH NO!" then "AWWWW!" then "OH NOES!!11!!1" then *thunk*
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 5:07 AM on April 14, 2011 [5 favorites]
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 5:07 AM on April 14, 2011 [5 favorites]
Yes, we have seen this stuff before, but I really needed the shmoopy this morning, so thank you.
Also, this is not a cat, it's a muppet.
posted by misha at 6:13 AM on April 14, 2011 [1 favorite]
Also, this is not a cat, it's a muppet.
posted by misha at 6:13 AM on April 14, 2011 [1 favorite]
The sleepy bear who can't stay awake looks like Spike Lee.
posted by Beardman at 6:45 AM on April 14, 2011
posted by Beardman at 6:45 AM on April 14, 2011
All the other winners are losers when this is brought to the table
posted by shakespeherian at 8:28 AM on April 14, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by shakespeherian at 8:28 AM on April 14, 2011 [1 favorite]
I'm gonna need some of the Russian kind as an antidote.
posted by telstar at 8:36 AM on April 14, 2011
posted by telstar at 8:36 AM on April 14, 2011
Viking Kittens were the best until Led Zeppelin hated on them.
LITERAL KITTENS
posted by FatherDagon at 10:14 AM on April 14, 2011
LITERAL KITTENS
posted by FatherDagon at 10:14 AM on April 14, 2011
All the other winners are losers when this is brought to the table
I don't know. Every time he tries to get out the first few notes of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida they distract him with food.
posted by found missing at 10:53 AM on April 14, 2011 [2 favorites]
I don't know. Every time he tries to get out the first few notes of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida they distract him with food.
posted by found missing at 10:53 AM on April 14, 2011 [2 favorites]
This has just killed my productivity and that of my coworkers (caring means sharing).
posted by maryr at 11:51 AM on April 14, 2011
posted by maryr at 11:51 AM on April 14, 2011
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