God's Homepage.

October 18, 2001 9:28 PM

God's Homepage. He hasn't updated it since 1996, though. Guess he's been pretty busy.
posted by tpoh.org (11 comments total)

Lots of Gods works don't get updated very often.

Unless you count the Book of Mormon, I guess.
posted by marknau at 10:30 PM on October 18, 2001

I refuse to believe God would have broken links. Doesn't He, in His infinite wisdom, use Linkbot? And would He really forget who was responsible for the <BLINK> tag?
posted by yerfatma at 10:35 PM on October 18, 2001

Hm, i consider the Book of Mormom a different platform, not an update
posted by jmd82 at 11:04 PM on October 18, 2001

Any Perl wizards know what his go to hell script does?
posted by willnot at 12:16 AM on October 19, 2001

God does in fact periodically update the Mormons, like in 1978 when he finally told them to give African-American Mormons the same rights in the Mormon church that white Mormons held all along.

I didn't see anything on God's web page about that particular issue, but I didn't check all the links. Some might wonder at the delay, coming as it did more than a hundred years after the Emancipation Proclamation, but hey, God knows best and it was cool that God spoke through the Mormon Prophet as early as 1978 to lead America into the new era of equal rights.
posted by fold_and_mutilate at 12:29 AM on October 19, 2001

From the article, where God is supposed to be "clarifying" some old statements:

There isn't neither a hell nor a heaven.

Is God confirming the existence of one or the other, or both? I'm confused by God's double negatives.
posted by JParker at 12:47 AM on October 19, 2001

willnot: AFAIK, the Perl script prints out the script's filename followed by an exclamation point.
posted by youhas at 2:48 AM on October 19, 2001

I'm confused by God's double negatives.

That's ineffability for you ...
posted by walrus at 3:13 AM on October 19, 2001

And Satan has an advice column.
posted by MarkC at 4:04 AM on October 19, 2001

Mark Driver's stuff is swell, too, at the same blindwino domain.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 4:14 AM on October 19, 2001

I think I had Paradise on a folder in sixth grade.
posted by dagnyscott at 8:35 AM on October 19, 2001