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October 23, 2012 9:17 AM Subscribe
Idakoos is an online t-shirt store that automatically generates t-shirts based on animal types, hobbies, adjectives, and occupations (among other categories). This can lead to some relatively strange combinations.
Oh my god I fucking love these so much.
If I look Quiet It's Because You Haven't Seen Me With My Euphonium
I'd Rather Be In Sudan
Whaaat? Don't you speak Kyrgyz?
Crazy About Proto-Indo-European
Macedonian Sex Instructor
Also, back when I first stumbled onto these I swear to god there was a shirt that read "STRONG AS A PUGGLE." Strength is not one of the primary aspect I would associate with the noble puggle, but now I just regret not buying it.
posted by griphus at 9:23 AM on October 23, 2012 [3 favorites]
If I look Quiet It's Because You Haven't Seen Me With My Euphonium
I'd Rather Be In Sudan
Whaaat? Don't you speak Kyrgyz?
Crazy About Proto-Indo-European
Macedonian Sex Instructor
Also, back when I first stumbled onto these I swear to god there was a shirt that read "STRONG AS A PUGGLE." Strength is not one of the primary aspect I would associate with the noble puggle, but now I just regret not buying it.
posted by griphus at 9:23 AM on October 23, 2012 [3 favorites]
Oh, and the one that said "Trombone: Mankind's Greatest Invention" and it had a little illustration of a bubbling beaker.
posted by griphus at 9:24 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by griphus at 9:24 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
horse_tshirts
posted by Horace Rumpole at 9:24 AM on October 23, 2012 [5 favorites]
posted by Horace Rumpole at 9:24 AM on October 23, 2012 [5 favorites]
Dammit, always read the title first.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 9:25 AM on October 23, 2012
posted by Horace Rumpole at 9:25 AM on October 23, 2012
Oh it is so much better than I remember it: STRONGER THAN AN PUGGLE [sic]
posted by griphus at 9:27 AM on October 23, 2012 [6 favorites]
posted by griphus at 9:27 AM on October 23, 2012 [6 favorites]
You ever get that weird feeling that capitalism is eating itself and we're all carving this last rad wave before we smash into the shores of automatically generated World's Best Periodontist mugs
posted by theodolite at 9:28 AM on October 23, 2012 [15 favorites]
posted by theodolite at 9:28 AM on October 23, 2012 [15 favorites]
Only shirts, eh?
Wait'll I start up Company For Printing Things On Other Things (first move: buyout of both horse_ebooks and idakoos).
posted by DU at 9:29 AM on October 23, 2012
Wait'll I start up Company For Printing Things On Other Things (first move: buyout of both horse_ebooks and idakoos).
posted by DU at 9:29 AM on October 23, 2012
I knew my love of collards and sweet tea came from somewhere: Connecticut, the Heart of Dixie.
posted by turducken at 9:30 AM on October 23, 2012 [6 favorites]
posted by turducken at 9:30 AM on October 23, 2012 [6 favorites]
DU: "Wait'll I start up Company For Printing Things On Other Things"
I want to print a t-shirt on a mug now.
posted by boo_radley at 9:31 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
I want to print a t-shirt on a mug now.
posted by boo_radley at 9:31 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
The state shirts are great, because it looks like they just took the Alabama shirts and changed the state name, so you get "Maryland: The heart of dixie" and "Maryland: 1819".
posted by amarynth at 9:31 AM on October 23, 2012
posted by amarynth at 9:31 AM on October 23, 2012
Shit, I just paid $20 for this shirt last week.
posted by uncleozzy at 9:32 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by uncleozzy at 9:32 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
griphus: this one?
Yes! I am picturing an alternate history of the trombone wherein it is invented as a natural byproduct of the Polio vaccine. For while trombones were used as lab-grade disinfectant but eventually their musical qualities were discovered and exploited.
posted by griphus at 9:34 AM on October 23, 2012 [3 favorites]
Yes! I am picturing an alternate history of the trombone wherein it is invented as a natural byproduct of the Polio vaccine. For while trombones were used as lab-grade disinfectant but eventually their musical qualities were discovered and exploited.
posted by griphus at 9:34 AM on October 23, 2012 [3 favorites]
Sometimes I'm Glad I Became An Aboriginal And Torres Strait Islander Community Liaison Officer, Other Times I Wish I Had Simply Became a Ninja
Or, if that's too wordy.
posted by hydrophonic at 9:36 AM on October 23, 2012 [12 favorites]
Or, if that's too wordy.
posted by hydrophonic at 9:36 AM on October 23, 2012 [12 favorites]
That "Sex and Nit-Picking" tote bag is very popular with bonobos.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 9:36 AM on October 23, 2012 [5 favorites]
posted by Horace Rumpole at 9:36 AM on October 23, 2012 [5 favorites]
I'm pretty sure none of the DaDaists would have expected their attempt to destroy culture with random nonsense would be absorbed by global capitalism but here we are, puggle strength and all.
posted by The Whelk at 9:39 AM on October 23, 2012 [20 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 9:39 AM on October 23, 2012 [20 favorites]
It's t-shirt Mad Libs.
Oh, and the one that said "Trombone: Mankind's Greatest Invention" and it had a little illustration of a bubbling beaker.
The formula being NOUN (MUSICAL INSTRUMENT): THE BEST INVENTION.
e.g.
AIR HORN: THE BEST INVENTION
A stopped clock, etc.
posted by zamboni at 9:41 AM on October 23, 2012
Oh, and the one that said "Trombone: Mankind's Greatest Invention" and it had a little illustration of a bubbling beaker.
The formula being NOUN (MUSICAL INSTRUMENT): THE BEST INVENTION.
e.g.
AIR HORN: THE BEST INVENTION
A stopped clock, etc.
posted by zamboni at 9:41 AM on October 23, 2012
I AND MY DIDGERIDOO WILL CONQUER THE WORLD
posted by Curious Artificer at 9:41 AM on October 23, 2012
posted by Curious Artificer at 9:41 AM on October 23, 2012
Darn. I thought there was a glitch and I could buy these shirts for $0.00. Turns out I had to select a size.
posted by scose at 9:42 AM on October 23, 2012
posted by scose at 9:42 AM on October 23, 2012
Showed it to him: "That is improper grammar, but the sentiment is nice."
posted by ChuraChura at 9:45 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by ChuraChura at 9:45 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
What is proper grammar? "The perfect child is aa aardvark"?
posted by xedrik at 9:47 AM on October 23, 2012 [3 favorites]
posted by xedrik at 9:47 AM on October 23, 2012 [3 favorites]
What in the organic grass-fed hell is this.
posted by jquinby at 9:50 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by jquinby at 9:50 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
If I Look Quiet It's Because You Haven't Seen Me With My Air Horn
With The Air Horn Inside My Heart
I Only Care About Two Things: Sex And Air Horns
posted by zamboni at 9:52 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
With The Air Horn Inside My Heart
I Only Care About Two Things: Sex And Air Horns
posted by zamboni at 9:52 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
Image search browsing is FUN: "20th Century Gives Me Aphrodisiacal Properties."
No option under Cats for "wopsical" or "orange"?
posted by steef at 9:52 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
No option under Cats for "wopsical" or "orange"?
posted by steef at 9:52 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
If I Look Quiet It's Because You Haven't Seen Me With My Air Horn
With The Air Horn Inside My Heart
I Only Care About Two Things: Sex And Air Horns
I want a TV show where a background character never talks or interacts with the cast but is always in some kind of air phone loving T-shirt or regalia and the show never, ever attempts to explain or pay this off. Ever.
posted by The Whelk at 9:54 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
With The Air Horn Inside My Heart
I Only Care About Two Things: Sex And Air Horns
I want a TV show where a background character never talks or interacts with the cast but is always in some kind of air phone loving T-shirt or regalia and the show never, ever attempts to explain or pay this off. Ever.
posted by The Whelk at 9:54 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
an infinite number of design monkeys will eventually make every possible shirt. Then the stars will go out, one by one.
posted by th3ph17 at 9:55 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by th3ph17 at 9:55 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
ALSO I GOT DEPRESSION
posted by boo_radley at 9:56 AM on October 23, 2012 [6 favorites]
posted by boo_radley at 9:56 AM on October 23, 2012 [6 favorites]
Water Sports Makes Me Hot. Can Somebody Help Me?
WORMS!
WORMS!
WORMS!
posted by hydrophonic at 9:57 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
WORMS!
WORMS!
WORMS!
posted by hydrophonic at 9:57 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
Oh, sure, but do they have anything for data managers? Of course not! Just like those name keychains at rest stops never have my name :(
posted by amarynth at 10:00 AM on October 23, 2012 [3 favorites]
posted by amarynth at 10:00 AM on October 23, 2012 [3 favorites]
HELP ME TO MAKE ANOTHER POPE
Pope, Lover Of Polygamy
Want To Be Mrs. Pope?
I Have Pope Blood In My Veins
posted by zamboni at 10:00 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
Pope, Lover Of Polygamy
Want To Be Mrs. Pope?
I Have Pope Blood In My Veins
posted by zamboni at 10:00 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
I'd like to imagine that there are no human beings involved with this website. We've all talked about emergent AIs and it looks like instead of Skynet we got this.
posted by griphus at 10:02 AM on October 23, 2012 [11 favorites]
posted by griphus at 10:02 AM on October 23, 2012 [11 favorites]
Nothing for rodeo clowns and centimeters. Yet.
posted by queensissy at 10:02 AM on October 23, 2012
posted by queensissy at 10:02 AM on October 23, 2012
KISS ME I'M SENTIENT
posted by griphus at 10:02 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by griphus at 10:02 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
WTF "balancing things" is a hobby and Dungeons and Dragons isn't?
posted by The otter lady at 10:03 AM on October 23, 2012
posted by The otter lady at 10:03 AM on October 23, 2012
Man doesn't live on bread alone but also on EATING
posted by jeudi at 10:04 AM on October 23, 2012 [4 favorites]
posted by jeudi at 10:04 AM on October 23, 2012 [4 favorites]
This site describes the set of all ironic t-shirts. Finally, we have a working definition of the category. Let's derive some proofs about hipsters.
posted by sixohsix at 10:05 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by sixohsix at 10:05 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
No need to fight, i have enough self-love for everyone.
posted by hydrophonic at 10:11 AM on October 23, 2012
posted by hydrophonic at 10:11 AM on October 23, 2012
I Am Gay And Finnish Mythology And Finnish Paganism Interested.
posted by wreckingball at 10:18 AM on October 23, 2012 [5 favorites]
posted by wreckingball at 10:18 AM on October 23, 2012 [5 favorites]
I Am Gay And Finnish Mythology And Finnish Paganism Interested.
well I can cross like ..eight people I know off the Holiday Gift list. DONE.
posted by The Whelk at 10:20 AM on October 23, 2012 [9 favorites]
well I can cross like ..eight people I know off the Holiday Gift list. DONE.
posted by The Whelk at 10:20 AM on October 23, 2012 [9 favorites]
So much gold. Nothing tops that Pope one really, but these amused me.
Dogging is so mainstream these days.
One for the party animals in your life.
posted by comealongpole at 10:26 AM on October 23, 2012
Dogging is so mainstream these days.
One for the party animals in your life.
posted by comealongpole at 10:26 AM on October 23, 2012
This is simply the best. thing. ever.
oh, and creepy
posted by reverend cuttle at 10:26 AM on October 23, 2012
oh, and creepy
posted by reverend cuttle at 10:26 AM on October 23, 2012
Ironically, I don't think this shirt would work on me, as my boobs would get in the way of the up arrow.
posted by maryr at 10:27 AM on October 23, 2012
posted by maryr at 10:27 AM on October 23, 2012
I um kinda want that "20th Century Gives Me Aphrodisiacal Properties" shirt. For a womens.
Also I kinda want to just buy like $1000 worth and drop them in the Goodwill bin to give the local homeless folks some more surreal options than cast-off software promotions.
posted by egypturnash at 10:34 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
Also I kinda want to just buy like $1000 worth and drop them in the Goodwill bin to give the local homeless folks some more surreal options than cast-off software promotions.
posted by egypturnash at 10:34 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
Because I do not have a very complex sense of humour, I found their page for gifts related to a small African antelope terribly funny.
posted by frimble at 10:39 AM on October 23, 2012 [11 favorites]
posted by frimble at 10:39 AM on October 23, 2012 [11 favorites]
Tried to think of an amusing sport to search for and the sniggering scatological schoolboy in me insisted on curling. "There's Nothing Like Curling In The Morning" and "Life Is Simple... Eat, Sleep And Curling" are wonderfully unfortunate slogans, but then I saw Curling Revolution. Oh my!
I would buy so many of these designs (probably not that one though).
posted by comealongpole at 10:50 AM on October 23, 2012
I would buy so many of these designs (probably not that one though).
posted by comealongpole at 10:50 AM on October 23, 2012
*raises fist* I WILL NEVER LEAVE MINIATURE FIGURE PAINTING *falls on sword*
posted by mudpuppie at 10:57 AM on October 23, 2012
posted by mudpuppie at 10:57 AM on October 23, 2012
Motionless
After a certain point in life, it usually works this way
The person wearing this t-shirt is probably not
posted by pernoctalian at 11:05 AM on October 23, 2012
After a certain point in life, it usually works this way
The person wearing this t-shirt is probably not
posted by pernoctalian at 11:05 AM on October 23, 2012
They were even ready for us, with a whole selection of 'meta' gear.
posted by frimble at 11:05 AM on October 23, 2012
posted by frimble at 11:05 AM on October 23, 2012
This is the shirt I'm going to start wearing to work and I am so totally not kidding.
posted by mudpuppie at 11:08 AM on October 23, 2012 [6 favorites]
posted by mudpuppie at 11:08 AM on October 23, 2012 [6 favorites]
You'd drink, too, if you were an air force general.
posted by He Is Only The Imposter at 11:08 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by He Is Only The Imposter at 11:08 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
"All the rumours were true, I'm tight." "Dangerously Tight." "I'm gay and tight." Or, most worrying: "Tight. It's in the genes."
posted by daisyk at 11:11 AM on October 23, 2012
posted by daisyk at 11:11 AM on October 23, 2012
A little on the nose: I'm gay & poor.
posted by wormwood23 at 11:15 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by wormwood23 at 11:15 AM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
This one is quite accurate: Born To Be Dead.
I want one that says Sagacious Individual.
posted by daisyk at 11:18 AM on October 23, 2012
I want one that says Sagacious Individual.
posted by daisyk at 11:18 AM on October 23, 2012
Loose works as well as tight, for similar humour with an extra layer of double entendres.
posted by frimble at 11:19 AM on October 23, 2012
posted by frimble at 11:19 AM on October 23, 2012
frimble: "They were even ready for us, with a whole selection of 'meta' gear."
holy moly
posted by boo_radley at 11:19 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
holy moly
posted by boo_radley at 11:19 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
Water for plants, hell for men
(related: born for hell)
Where is flaming volcano? Where? Where?
posted by Pyry at 11:34 AM on October 23, 2012
(related: born for hell)
Where is flaming volcano? Where? Where?
posted by Pyry at 11:34 AM on October 23, 2012
To be fair, nobody said I was a good Trauma Counselor...
In that I can't spell
posted by robocop is bleeding at 11:38 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
In that I can't spell
posted by robocop is bleeding at 11:38 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
"Man Doesn't Live On Bread Alone But Also On Stopping At Crosswalks"
posted by robocop is bleeding at 11:43 AM on October 23, 2012
posted by robocop is bleeding at 11:43 AM on October 23, 2012
I think I may need I Am Quarrelsome When I Am Drunk
posted by showbiz_liz at 11:49 AM on October 23, 2012 [4 favorites]
posted by showbiz_liz at 11:49 AM on October 23, 2012 [4 favorites]
Pretty sure that's game, set, and match on the whole "gun control" issue
posted by Mothra Pisces at 11:56 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by Mothra Pisces at 11:56 AM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
I don't think this says what it means and I'm not sure I understand either of those things.
posted by Wolfdog at 12:01 PM on October 23, 2012
posted by Wolfdog at 12:01 PM on October 23, 2012
Oh my god, the 'drinks' section is a goldmine.
This Body Needs Soup Transfusion
Got The Monkey Gland?
Water For Plants, Yogurt For Men
Roy Rogers Gives Me Aphrodisiacal Properties
Bring Me An ... One Balled Dictator
After Bumbo Or Bombo Or Bumboo There's Nothing
posted by showbiz_liz at 12:06 PM on October 23, 2012 [4 favorites]
This Body Needs Soup Transfusion
Got The Monkey Gland?
Water For Plants, Yogurt For Men
Roy Rogers Gives Me Aphrodisiacal Properties
Bring Me An ... One Balled Dictator
After Bumbo Or Bombo Or Bumboo There's Nothing
posted by showbiz_liz at 12:06 PM on October 23, 2012 [4 favorites]
I like that these run the gamut from the totally, bizarrely narrow (Kiss Me, I'm A Piggery Worker) to the kind of dark truths that maybe t-shirts should not be sharing:
Kiss Me, I'm Adequate
My Husband Is Dead
My Wife Is Lacking
100% Benign
100% Endurable
100% Helpless
Born To Be Accommodating
Dangerously Law-Abiding
I'm The Oncologist Your Mother Warned You About
I Am Undesirable When I Am Drunk
Drunk Girls Think I'm Pathetic
It's Not Easy Being Afraid
My Wife Is More Panicky Than Yours
Is It Privileged In Here Or Is It Just Me?
Too Busy Being Privileged
So Lonely It Hurts
ALSO: DANGEROUSLY PLAUSIBLE
posted by StopMakingSense at 12:11 PM on October 23, 2012 [14 favorites]
Kiss Me, I'm Adequate
My Husband Is Dead
My Wife Is Lacking
100% Benign
100% Endurable
100% Helpless
Born To Be Accommodating
Dangerously Law-Abiding
I'm The Oncologist Your Mother Warned You About
I Am Undesirable When I Am Drunk
Drunk Girls Think I'm Pathetic
It's Not Easy Being Afraid
My Wife Is More Panicky Than Yours
Is It Privileged In Here Or Is It Just Me?
Too Busy Being Privileged
So Lonely It Hurts
ALSO: DANGEROUSLY PLAUSIBLE
posted by StopMakingSense at 12:11 PM on October 23, 2012 [14 favorites]
Don't miss the 'Other tshirts' sections at the bottom, which are often even better than the original. eg "Flaming Volcano kills you slowly - I don't care - I'm not in a hurry!!!"
posted by sleepcrime at 12:11 PM on October 23, 2012
posted by sleepcrime at 12:11 PM on October 23, 2012
Much as I love my church, I really want to wear this one on Sunday and count the number of double-takes.
posted by ZsigE at 12:15 PM on October 23, 2012 [6 favorites]
posted by ZsigE at 12:15 PM on October 23, 2012 [6 favorites]
The drinks section is indeed pretty great, especially with non-alcoholic drinks.
posted by frimble at 12:16 PM on October 23, 2012
posted by frimble at 12:16 PM on October 23, 2012
"I think I may need I Am Quarrelsome When I Am Drunk"
There should be a fighting leprechaun on that one.
posted by Kevin Street at 12:17 PM on October 23, 2012
There should be a fighting leprechaun on that one.
posted by Kevin Street at 12:17 PM on October 23, 2012
got wolfram?
possibly inspired by an instant classic from Grace.
posted by wormwood23 at 12:24 PM on October 23, 2012
possibly inspired by an instant classic from Grace.
posted by wormwood23 at 12:24 PM on October 23, 2012
Difficult to parse the first time you read it.
posted by Wolfdog at 12:27 PM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by Wolfdog at 12:27 PM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
This is great.
posted by brundlefly at 12:32 PM on October 23, 2012
posted by brundlefly at 12:32 PM on October 23, 2012
I've never actually used this phrase before but I think that's because I've been saving it for this moment:
what is this I don't even
posted by MCMikeNamara at 12:35 PM on October 23, 2012
what is this I don't even
posted by MCMikeNamara at 12:35 PM on October 23, 2012
Dammit, I now have a shopping list.
- Hiding Until I Die
- I <3 Dead Girls
- Trust Me! I'm a Trauma Counsellor (as robocop is bleeding suggested)
- Necromancers Rule (for RPG nights, of course)
Shipping to Europe is pretty high, though. I'll have to spread them out a bit. It is now time to stop looking at T-shirts and do something useful. Thanks!
posted by daisyk at 12:41 PM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
- Hiding Until I Die
- I <3 Dead Girls
- Trust Me! I'm a Trauma Counsellor (as robocop is bleeding suggested)
- Necromancers Rule (for RPG nights, of course)
Shipping to Europe is pretty high, though. I'll have to spread them out a bit. It is now time to stop looking at T-shirts and do something useful. Thanks!
posted by daisyk at 12:41 PM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
I'm pretty sure that somewhere in Japan (or possibly China), there is an elderly grandmother or a teen girl wearing each and every one of the shirts that this site creates.
posted by jferg at 12:43 PM on October 23, 2012
posted by jferg at 12:43 PM on October 23, 2012
My lord, I haven't laughed this hard in ages. This is amazing.
posted by zug at 12:48 PM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by zug at 12:48 PM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
"Trust Me! I'm a Trauma Counsellor (as robocop is bleeding suggested)"
That one is just awesome.
posted by Kevin Street at 12:49 PM on October 23, 2012
That one is just awesome.
posted by Kevin Street at 12:49 PM on October 23, 2012
What's funny is that the stranger it offers, the more strange I want. For example, the text that accompanies this one makes me want to buy a t-shirt that says:
"Kiss Me I'm a Prostitute Apron"
posted by MCMikeNamara at 12:55 PM on October 23, 2012 [3 favorites]
"Kiss Me I'm a Prostitute Apron"
posted by MCMikeNamara at 12:55 PM on October 23, 2012 [3 favorites]
cool, the human element has been removed completely and art may now be fully automated
i bet i actually didn't survive that car crash
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 12:57 PM on October 23, 2012 [7 favorites]
i bet i actually didn't survive that car crash
posted by This, of course, alludes to you at 12:57 PM on October 23, 2012 [7 favorites]
ZsigE that's mother fucking sublime
posted by showbiz_liz at 1:01 PM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by showbiz_liz at 1:01 PM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
I'm pretty sure that somewhere in Japan (or possibly China), there is an elderly grandmother or a teen girl wearing each and every one of the shirts that this site creates.
This was pretty much my first thought.
posted by curious nu at 1:02 PM on October 23, 2012
This was pretty much my first thought.
posted by curious nu at 1:02 PM on October 23, 2012
FREE SOFTWARE MOVEMENT IS MY PASSION, SEX IS MY HOBBY
posted by griphus at 1:06 PM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by griphus at 1:06 PM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
Oh my god yesssssss seriously, must be clicked to be believed
posted by showbiz_liz at 1:10 PM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by showbiz_liz at 1:10 PM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
I have bacon blood in my veins
I prefer to die before leaving organ
posted by pemdasi at 1:13 PM on October 23, 2012
I prefer to die before leaving organ
posted by pemdasi at 1:13 PM on October 23, 2012
@showbiz_liz Was just looking at that one. Good lord.
posted by broken wheelchair at 1:14 PM on October 23, 2012
posted by broken wheelchair at 1:14 PM on October 23, 2012
Just imagine the reaction at a Mefi meetup if you wore this shirt. I think this one takes the sentiment a bit too far, though.
posted by misha at 1:14 PM on October 23, 2012
posted by misha at 1:14 PM on October 23, 2012
Good luck with that.
This is the best post since that thing that mixed movie titles together.
posted by Wolfdog at 1:17 PM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
This is the best post since that thing that mixed movie titles together.
posted by Wolfdog at 1:17 PM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
One simply doesn't BECOME a Robot Combat Grandpa.
posted by codacorolla at 1:22 PM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by codacorolla at 1:22 PM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
@showbiz_liz Was just looking at that one. Good lord.
in a similar vein...
posted by ennui.bz at 1:25 PM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
in a similar vein...
posted by ennui.bz at 1:25 PM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
Dominatrix Is For Girls, Cause Men Can't Handle It well I guess that's the idea right?
posted by showbiz_liz at 1:36 PM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by showbiz_liz at 1:36 PM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
Recreational Drug Use is in My Veins
posted by broken wheelchair at 1:48 PM on October 23, 2012 [6 favorites]
posted by broken wheelchair at 1:48 PM on October 23, 2012 [6 favorites]
For days when you want to piss off the sisterhood.
posted by daisyk at 1:52 PM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by daisyk at 1:52 PM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
It's a micro short story in two words...
posted by yellowcandy at 2:53 PM on October 23, 2012 [5 favorites]
posted by yellowcandy at 2:53 PM on October 23, 2012 [5 favorites]
I like to think that this is the result of feeding a Spenser's Gifts catalog into a Markov chain generator.
posted by Rhomboid at 3:33 PM on October 23, 2012 [4 favorites]
posted by Rhomboid at 3:33 PM on October 23, 2012 [4 favorites]
No, YOU are . . .
Sold!
This is easily the most links I've clicked in a thread, EVAR.
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 3:44 PM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
Sold!
This is easily the most links I've clicked in a thread, EVAR.
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 3:44 PM on October 23, 2012 [2 favorites]
I need this in XS (I don't wear XS)
This is the most I've genuinely lol'ed at something online in ages, thank you!
posted by Fig at 3:58 PM on October 23, 2012
This is the most I've genuinely lol'ed at something online in ages, thank you!
posted by Fig at 3:58 PM on October 23, 2012
The variety of "organ" shirts had me in stitches.
posted by hellphish at 4:02 PM on October 23, 2012 [3 favorites]
posted by hellphish at 4:02 PM on October 23, 2012 [3 favorites]
It's a micro short story in two words...
The best part is the possible juxtaposition.
posted by fifthrider at 4:31 PM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
The best part is the possible juxtaposition.
posted by fifthrider at 4:31 PM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
Oh yeah, it was all fun and games until I found the Leonberger shirts. Just need to keep telling myself I don't need a grammatically incorrect shirt for a breed I don't even have.
posted by Squeak Attack at 4:32 PM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by Squeak Attack at 4:32 PM on October 23, 2012 [1 favorite]
This sounds like a B movie.
I can't be the only one here who looked for this one.
Sadly apt.
I actually kind of want this one, but I'm sure I'd get tired of the joke pretty quick.
posted by hydrophonic at 4:39 PM on October 23, 2012
I can't be the only one here who looked for this one.
Sadly apt.
I actually kind of want this one, but I'm sure I'd get tired of the joke pretty quick.
posted by hydrophonic at 4:39 PM on October 23, 2012
Read these in a bad foreign accent.
Read these and try to figure out what the hell went wrong.
posted by plasquatch at 6:32 PM on October 23, 2012
Read these and try to figure out what the hell went wrong.
posted by plasquatch at 6:32 PM on October 23, 2012
ADVANCED LIFE
SUPPORT OFFICER
WORKING
VIOLATORS
WILL BE
CRUSHED
*
posted by mudpuppie at 7:03 PM on October 23, 2012
oh god. I need this (in gray). I work on three campuses . . .
posted by exlotuseater at 7:09 PM on October 23, 2012
posted by exlotuseater at 7:09 PM on October 23, 2012
There are some real mixed signals in this one. Must be for Catholics.
posted by barnacles at 7:19 PM on October 23, 2012 [5 favorites]
posted by barnacles at 7:19 PM on October 23, 2012 [5 favorites]
One downside to this site is that after reading some uncommon word over and over and over again (organ, for example) it begins to lose any sort of meaning it might have once had, and the word becomes strange to you.
posted by codacorolla at 7:55 PM on October 23, 2012
posted by codacorolla at 7:55 PM on October 23, 2012
Oh, how to choose?
(And, yeah, codacorolla, totally agree on the semantic satiation point.)
posted by hatta at 8:02 PM on October 23, 2012
(And, yeah, codacorolla, totally agree on the semantic satiation point.)
posted by hatta at 8:02 PM on October 23, 2012
I was having a pretty rough day up until this. I never thought I'd say it, but "Thanks, thoughtlessly generated mass produced consumer nonsense, you really lifted my spirits." and thanks everyone for posting all these choice selections...I have not had a laugh this good in a while. Is this supposed to be a sad finger?
posted by nTeleKy at 10:22 AM on October 24, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by nTeleKy at 10:22 AM on October 24, 2012 [2 favorites]
I want to spend ALL THE MONEYS.
It's like Frank from 30 Rock opened a t-shirt store.
posted by owtytrof at 1:00 PM on October 24, 2012 [1 favorite]
It's like Frank from 30 Rock opened a t-shirt store.
posted by owtytrof at 1:00 PM on October 24, 2012 [1 favorite]
For the 50 Shades of Gray fan on your Christmas list.
posted by hydrophonic at 4:48 PM on October 24, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by hydrophonic at 4:48 PM on October 24, 2012 [2 favorites]
For when you really want to rub it in grandma's face.
I did it. I found the most depressing shirt on the site.
posted by codacorolla at 7:15 PM on October 24, 2012
I did it. I found the most depressing shirt on the site.
posted by codacorolla at 7:15 PM on October 24, 2012
I told you it wasn't butter. I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T BUTTER!
posted by codacorolla at 7:32 PM on October 24, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by codacorolla at 7:32 PM on October 24, 2012 [1 favorite]
Price points are so weird. Because $15 for a fake blood spattered, bright yellow "Trust Me! I'm A Margarine And Edible Oils Process Worker Long-sleeve Raglan T-Shirt" seems like something I'd do, but $20.99 is too steep. Thank God.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 9:59 AM on October 25, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by MCMikeNamara at 9:59 AM on October 25, 2012 [1 favorite]
If you go sun's-out-gun's-out and get a tank top then you're well within your price range.
posted by codacorolla at 10:44 AM on October 25, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by codacorolla at 10:44 AM on October 25, 2012 [1 favorite]
Well if that's not enough to get me back to the gym, I don't know what is.
(I wish that was 100% a joke.)
posted by MCMikeNamara at 2:05 PM on October 25, 2012
(I wish that was 100% a joke.)
posted by MCMikeNamara at 2:05 PM on October 25, 2012
Just in case anyone was wondering... people on somethingawful have been ordering these shirts, and have actually begun receiving them. It seems totally legitimate. And now I have to buy that Calvinist by Choice shirt.
posted by showbiz_liz at 2:24 PM on November 2, 2012 [2 favorites]
posted by showbiz_liz at 2:24 PM on November 2, 2012 [2 favorites]
I can confirm! I bought my sweetheart a CREEPY INDIVIDUAL t-shirt and it arrived about a week later.
posted by jeudi at 8:01 PM on November 5, 2012 [1 favorite]
posted by jeudi at 8:01 PM on November 5, 2012 [1 favorite]
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