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December 16, 2012 10:29 AM

Cyriac hates fun-fairs. [11s SLYT]
posted by Rory Marinich (18 comments total)

Whaaaaaaat? That's crazy!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 10:38 AM on December 16, 2012

Is this the shortest SLYT in MetaFilter history?
posted by Horace Rumpole at 10:41 AM on December 16, 2012 [1 favorite]

Cyriak previously.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:47 AM on December 16, 2012

Horace: I know it's obnoxious when people correct little things like this, but you misspelled "best."
posted by koeselitz at 11:04 AM on December 16, 2012 [1 favorite]

I know it's cyriak, but I think the trajectories of the bodies could be a little more realistic.
posted by triceryclops at 11:15 AM on December 16, 2012

I know it's cyriak, I think the bodies should sprout extra heads or limbs or something.
posted by 445supermag at 11:22 AM on December 16, 2012 [5 favorites]

Those people should feel lucky they weren't turned into cows.
posted by orme at 11:24 AM on December 16, 2012 [1 favorite]

Are you saying this didn't really happen?
posted by shakespeherian at 11:43 AM on December 16, 2012

Those people should feel lucky they weren't turned into cows.

And then combined into spiders! And then stepped on by bears! And then carted off by cat-caterpillars!
posted by GenjiandProust at 11:58 AM on December 16, 2012 [5 favorites]

Basically, discovering that you are in a cyriak video might be the worst thing ever.
posted by GenjiandProust at 11:59 AM on December 16, 2012 [5 favorites]

I can say this from experience: do dot attempt to go on rides at a fun fair in mexico. this is pretty much what it feels like. It will be hours before you can enjoy a margarita.
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 12:00 PM on December 16, 2012 [1 favorite]

> Is this the shortest SLYT in MetaFilter history?

I can't pronounce SLYT any other way than rhymes-with-"flit". Can't make myself do it. Tried. This leads to many snorts of inappropriate laughter.
posted by gurple at 12:10 PM on December 16, 2012

If you saw it happen then it probably did happen.

People don't just make this kind of stuff up, right?
posted by Pudhoho at 12:11 PM on December 16, 2012

a perfect sunday afternoon stoner clip
posted by growabrain at 1:22 PM on December 16, 2012

Cyriak previously

Yay! First!
posted by fungible at 1:47 PM on December 16, 2012

This is like me and parades.
posted by eugenen at 2:04 PM on December 16, 2012

Scratchzilla is not too keen on the funfair either.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 3:26 PM on December 16, 2012 [1 favorite]

I've always wanted to see cyriak do a Residents video, but then, I mistreat my brain all the time.
posted by mkhall at 2:51 PM on December 17, 2012