...chewed-off face (seems to be a lot of it going around)
January 25, 2013 5:11 PM Subscribe
UndeadTeds [NSFW?] is a tumblr featuring one-of-a-kind zombie teddy-bears of a graphic bent. Not for the faint of heart.
Holy fucking crap. That's goddamn terrifying.
Hold me. Please.
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 5:24 PM on January 25, 2013 [1 favorite]
Hold me. Please.
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 5:24 PM on January 25, 2013 [1 favorite]
Special snowflake request: undead Ted talks, in which zombie presenters stumble around a stage and groan along to a PowerPoint presentation for seven minutes.
posted by evidenceofabsence at 5:27 PM on January 25, 2013 [14 favorites]
posted by evidenceofabsence at 5:27 PM on January 25, 2013 [14 favorites]
WANT!!!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 5:44 PM on January 25, 2013
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 5:44 PM on January 25, 2013
I clicked on it for one quick second and backed out with a big NO NO NO
posted by sweetkid at 7:06 PM on January 25, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by sweetkid at 7:06 PM on January 25, 2013 [1 favorite]
People younger than me like things that are very different from what I like.
posted by KHAAAN! at 7:50 PM on January 25, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by KHAAAN! at 7:50 PM on January 25, 2013 [2 favorites]
I'm disappointed. I was hoping for a Father Ted/zombie crossover.
posted by dunkadunc at 8:03 PM on January 25, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by dunkadunc at 8:03 PM on January 25, 2013 [2 favorites]
oneironaut: "Not getting one of these is officially the first compromise of being engaged."
Just put the ring in the bear's hand, (s)he'll think it's adorable.
posted by capricorn at 8:21 PM on January 25, 2013
Just put the ring in the bear's hand, (s)he'll think it's adorable.
posted by capricorn at 8:21 PM on January 25, 2013
I demand one that has a tape recorder in its back and an animated jaw.
posted by Decimask at 8:37 PM on January 25, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by Decimask at 8:37 PM on January 25, 2013 [2 favorites]
Special snowflake request: undead Ted talks, in which zombie presenters stumble around a stage and groan along to a PowerPoint presentation for seven minutes.
Brains. You know them. You need them. You kill humans for them. We all know this. But we also know it's hard. Stressful. Inconvenient. Heck, the last human I devoured soiled himself, punched me a few times, and spend a good ten minutes trying to convince me that he would offer me his whole family in his place if I spared him.
(pauses for polite laughter)
It's not easy getting brains. But it doesn't have to be this way. I'm here to tell you that we can get brains without the hunting. Without the rote pursuit of the few remaining humans. I'm here to tell you that we don't need to wander around aimlessly anymore. I'm here to tell you that every zombie can get the brains he or she needs without all the "zombieing" if we just looked at brains as things that need us instead of things we need.
(pauses for sustained applause)
posted by mcmile at 9:20 PM on January 25, 2013 [7 favorites]
Brains. You know them. You need them. You kill humans for them. We all know this. But we also know it's hard. Stressful. Inconvenient. Heck, the last human I devoured soiled himself, punched me a few times, and spend a good ten minutes trying to convince me that he would offer me his whole family in his place if I spared him.
(pauses for polite laughter)
It's not easy getting brains. But it doesn't have to be this way. I'm here to tell you that we can get brains without the hunting. Without the rote pursuit of the few remaining humans. I'm here to tell you that we don't need to wander around aimlessly anymore. I'm here to tell you that every zombie can get the brains he or she needs without all the "zombieing" if we just looked at brains as things that need us instead of things we need.
(pauses for sustained applause)
posted by mcmile at 9:20 PM on January 25, 2013 [7 favorites]
People younger than me like things that are very different from what I like.
As well as people who may or may not be older than you. My wife is very excited by this.
posted by bongo_x at 10:20 PM on January 25, 2013
As well as people who may or may not be older than you. My wife is very excited by this.
posted by bongo_x at 10:20 PM on January 25, 2013
All I could think of was this...
Well, what do you think that teddy bear is going to look like after the battle?
posted by Kadin2048 at 11:04 PM on January 25, 2013
Well, what do you think that teddy bear is going to look like after the battle?
posted by Kadin2048 at 11:04 PM on January 25, 2013
I am really glad I left this for the morning as I was going to bed
posted by Blasdelb at 1:14 AM on January 26, 2013
posted by Blasdelb at 1:14 AM on January 26, 2013
I had hoped for zombies giving twee talks under eighteen minutes to the moneyed intelligentsia.
posted by Ogre Lawless at 2:25 AM on January 26, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by Ogre Lawless at 2:25 AM on January 26, 2013 [1 favorite]
I'll meet your zombie teds, and raise you a few vampire babies.
posted by HuronBob at 4:31 AM on January 26, 2013 [2 favorites]
posted by HuronBob at 4:31 AM on January 26, 2013 [2 favorites]
Jesus HuronBob, thats like bringing a grenade to a knife fight...
posted by Blasdelb at 9:50 AM on January 26, 2013
posted by Blasdelb at 9:50 AM on January 26, 2013
Okay, now I want a vampire baby cuddling a zombie teddy bear. QUIT MAKING ME WANT THINGS I CAN'T HAVE!
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:19 AM on January 26, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:19 AM on January 26, 2013 [1 favorite]
I demand one that has a tape recorder in its back and an animated jaw.
Yeah, I was thinking a "Teddy Ruxpin" version would make for wonderful nightmare fuel!
posted by TDavis at 10:33 PM on January 26, 2013
Yeah, I was thinking a "Teddy Ruxpin" version would make for wonderful nightmare fuel!
posted by TDavis at 10:33 PM on January 26, 2013
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