Like cranberry sauce on turkey.... if the cranberry sauce had been sitting open on the counter for a week...

December 25, 2001 1:23 AM

Like cranberry sauce on turkey.... if the cranberry sauce had been sitting open on the counter for a week... Already had a snootful of cloying, pre-fab Christmas Cheer? Some good old black humor is what you need! Neil Swaab, creator of the anti-Pooh, Mr. Wiggles, has posted an excerpt from his tome "I Got Pregnant Off A Pity F*** And Now My Kid Looks Like Jerry Springer: A Book About Kids"
posted by BGM (4 comments total)

I realize this isn't all that new, but it's excellent, and the best thing I could think of to help me endure a week of "celebrating".
posted by BGM at 1:29 AM on December 25, 2001

Unpleasant. Somewhat reminiscent of plif. If you go there, try the 'Random' link at the top left, and hit refresh until you feel evil. Won't take too awful long.

(I'm waiting for the baby jesus to cry. It's been a while.)
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 6:02 AM on December 25, 2001

It's reminds my of Raymond Pettibon; but for kids.
posted by mikemonteiro at 6:53 AM on December 25, 2001

i love it.

can anyone recommend anything else in this same bitter vein?
posted by fishfucker at 7:22 PM on December 28, 2001