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December 30, 2013 10:15 AM

Passweird - Passwords too gross to steal. This website will create for you a password that is not only secure*, but is also so utterly repulsive that not even the most hardened criminal, identity thief, NSA agent, or jealous boyfriend would ever want to use it. *ish, but probably not. Don't use these for real.
posted by Rock Steady (27 comments total)

1. Build password-generating website.
2. Save generated passwords in a dictionary.
3. Profit.
posted by anemone of the state at 10:17 AM on December 30, 2013 [6 favorites]

I think the Nasty Swearing Agency would see right through these.
posted by GenjiandProust at 10:19 AM on December 30, 2013 [4 favorites]

Now every ten year old has a new web site to become addicted to...
posted by Alexandra Kitty at 10:23 AM on December 30, 2013

Of course it's a NSA website.
posted by Auden at 10:23 AM on December 30, 2013 [1 favorite]

The background is awesome, and each password is vaguely offensive
posted by stbalbach at 10:27 AM on December 30, 2013 [1 favorite]

When I read "utterly repulsive," Squishy Poop and Eat My Boogers were not what I was expecting. But maybe that says more about me than about this website...
posted by Lutoslawski at 10:34 AM on December 30, 2013 [4 favorites]

Yes, I was thinking more along the line of "President Santorum" and whatnot.
posted by elizardbits at 10:37 AM on December 30, 2013 [1 favorite]

This could serve as a MeFite name generator for the desperate....
posted by GenjiandProust at 10:39 AM on December 30, 2013 [3 favorites]

("Mefite Name Generator for the Desperate" would itself be a pretty decent mefite name....)
posted by Now there are two. There are two _______. at 10:41 AM on December 30, 2013 [9 favorites]

This is just an automated Homestuck troll chat handle and typing quirk generator.

wait that's the best thing ever
posted by emmtee at 10:51 AM on December 30, 2013 [5 favorites]

ThePoopyP@ssw0rdThatTookAPee
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 11:10 AM on December 30, 2013 [3 favorites]

grody dentures? how utterly repulsive.
posted by chasles at 11:17 AM on December 30, 2013

I get R4nK3yEB4L114:2 every single time. Should that be my password for all my accounts?
posted by Ham Snadwich at 11:18 AM on December 30, 2013

I keep getting the same one over and over again, too. I don't WANT to be W3tGh0$T&89!!!
posted by Curious Artificer at 11:22 AM on December 30, 2013

Was underwhelmed, and then...

1uMPYcySTs52}2
posted by Decani at 11:25 AM on December 30, 2013 [3 favorites]

Password Protection: before inserting password, make sure to wrap it up. Don't forget to leave room for the R3seRvoiRt!p
posted by GrapeApiary at 11:28 AM on December 30, 2013 [2 favorites]

Thanks! I will definitely use these as clues next time I play the home version of Password.
posted by not_on_display at 11:45 AM on December 30, 2013

See also.
posted by brundlefly at 11:59 AM on December 30, 2013

At some point when my father-in-law was teaching high school students, a particularly immature young man started explaining to him about a "secret cussing society that grown-ups know nothing about". I'm pleased to see that this society has found a way to make itself useful.
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 12:28 PM on December 30, 2013 [4 favorites]

Actually, the more obscene and bizarre, the more memorable, so there's some value here.
posted by rokusan at 12:32 PM on December 30, 2013

Actually, "Go fuck yourself" might not be a terrible password because it would throw people off the scent.

"What's your password?"

"Gofuckyourself"

"Wow, you take security really seriously!"
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 12:33 PM on December 30, 2013 [2 favorites]

rokusan: "Actually, the more obscene and bizarre, the more memorable, so there's some value here."

Except that memorable generally = less secure. So, there's value; it's just negative.
posted by IAmBroom at 12:55 PM on December 30, 2013

Like l33t-speak garbage pail kids.
posted by stavrogin at 12:56 PM on December 30, 2013 [2 favorites]

I think squi$h3dPIZz4359/ is a great password, and is far from too gross to steal, or really any kind of gross at all.
posted by DarlingBri at 1:39 PM on December 30, 2013

"wriNk13DtHR04T45;2"

Fuck you. I'd like to see your throat when you're 45.

1uMPYcySTs52}2
torNTRiceps!239

Two can play that game:

157H474MU574Ch3L0L
J00Rm0MH4d70dR0PY0u0Ff

I love the artwork. It's like Subgenius for Kids!
posted by Room 641-A at 1:41 PM on December 30, 2013 [1 favorite]

It is a huge mistake to assume ne'er-do-wells have the same ethics and morality as we do. They will press whatever buttons on the keyboard that are necessary to get the job done.
posted by gjc at 4:40 AM on December 31, 2013

I'm vaguely tempted to start using lines from fake wincey sex scenes as passwords.

Vaguely, because coming up with things like, "What had looked to be a hefty bulge in his speedos turned out to be nothing more than a thick thatch of dreadlocked pubes." and "His taint was already moist as I licked lower, his ass hairy and unwashed" requires more effort than clicking "generate password" in Lastpass.
posted by frimble at 8:21 AM on December 31, 2013