OJ's girlfriend is missing

January 22, 2002 3:58 PM

OJ's girlfriend is missing And her cat is found dead. Thank God OJ's ok. kudos, ken
posted by tsarfan (22 comments total)

"If the cat is a goner, you must dismiss your honor."
posted by machaus at 4:02 PM on January 22, 2002

Mike Tyson ate her.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:08 PM on January 22, 2002

That cat was the only one that knew who the real killer was! Now we'll never know.

*sigh*
posted by Kafkaesque at 4:14 PM on January 22, 2002

OJ is invincible! INVINCIBLE!
posted by Aikido at 4:27 PM on January 22, 2002

is it possible he has learned from previous mistakes (i.e. how to hide the body)?

Prody's apartment appeared ransacked and clothing was scattered on the floor, along with semi-packed luggage, according to a police report.

Of course, at any given time a police report could say that even when I have been seen around my place within a month. Usually I'd let that go but given OJ's proclivity for home-spun breast reduction surgery followed by decapitation I'd probably suspect the worst as well.
posted by victors at 4:59 PM on January 22, 2002

The OJ Simpson Trial II: With a Vengeance

That news article was just the trailer for it, I'm telling ya'.
posted by Dark Messiah at 5:09 PM on January 22, 2002

I. Am. Bulletproof.
posted by thebigpoop at 5:15 PM on January 22, 2002

Why does OJ have a girlfriend?
posted by Doug at 5:19 PM on January 22, 2002

I. Am. Bulletproof.
posted by thebigpoop at 5:21 PM on January 22, 2002

I don't give a rat's ass about anything OJ but, ironically enough, I saw this a couple of hours ago when I logged on and checked my show's counter--someone had clicked on the show from that story. Now, that's a ponder...
posted by y2karl at 5:21 PM on January 22, 2002

Here we go again.
posted by Slagman at 5:25 PM on January 22, 2002

So he could be the only person to have TWO trials of the century, in different centuries.
posted by Slagman at 5:26 PM on January 22, 2002

slagman...very true.

well if they find her alive i hope they fine her for cruelty to animals.
posted by th3ph17 at 5:36 PM on January 22, 2002

y2karl: nice plug
posted by victors at 6:33 PM on January 22, 2002

Why does OJ have a girlfriend?

And with that simple phrase, Doug breaks it all down to the bottom line. Not that this excuses any possible bad acts against her, but oy, is she the dumbest bimbo who ever breathed air? Even if you believe that he's innocent of the double murder, he's an admitted domestic abuser with a proven hair-trigger temper. What on earth could be attractive about a man with that kind of history?
posted by Dreama at 6:50 PM on January 22, 2002

"I never wore them ugly ass shoes"

"But OJ, we have 300 pictures of you wearing them. On tv."

"Fake! I was on a golf course"

"I thought you had arthritis"

"It comes and goes"
posted by owillis at 6:54 PM on January 22, 2002

Why does OJ have a girlfriend?

looks like he doesn't anymore -- you know, on her again, off her again
posted by victors at 7:19 PM on January 22, 2002

Not a plug--just the facts, ma'am. See for yourself:#14 on Via Which Link.
posted by y2karl at 7:25 PM on January 22, 2002

I read on a message board that OJ's "Out and about" meant that she was OUT in the Everglades, and ABOUT half decomposed by now.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:28 PM on January 22, 2002

The neighbor, Ruth Einhorn [...]

Hmmm. Any relation to Ira Einhorn?
posted by maurice at 6:02 AM on January 23, 2002

That clears everything up, karl.
posted by Kafkaesque at 8:47 AM on January 23, 2002

oh well, it was there yesterday....
posted by y2karl at 2:18 PM on January 23, 2002