Jesus' World Tour 2002 stops in Milwaukee.

January 30, 2002 7:21 AM

Jesus' World Tour 2002 stops in Milwaukee. If Jesus were a tree, what kind of tree would he be?
posted by bondcliff (13 comments total)

A dead one.
posted by pracowity at 7:25 AM on January 30, 2002

I saw this story at the online Journal-Sentinel a few days ago and the photo didn't look at all doctored as the one in that link above (from Channel 2 news it seems).

People will believe what they want, same as always.

-david
posted by Qubit at 7:27 AM on January 30, 2002

If Jesus were a tree, what kind of tree would he be?

A fig tree bearing fruit.
posted by iceberg273 at 7:45 AM on January 30, 2002

Judas tree
posted by Postroad at 7:51 AM on January 30, 2002

Joshua Tree?
posted by allpaws at 8:02 AM on January 30, 2002

one with some nails pounded into it by a bunch of kids.
posted by warhol at 8:11 AM on January 30, 2002

A wine-making tree?...that floats?
posted by thewittyname at 8:41 AM on January 30, 2002

He'd be paper.
posted by rocketman at 9:01 AM on January 30, 2002

a Christmas Tree, silly!
posted by jonmc at 9:05 AM on January 30, 2002

A burning bush?
posted by Kafkaesque at 9:20 AM on January 30, 2002

Maybe the tree wouldn't even be a tree. OK, I'm stretching the joke a bit here.
posted by Sinner at 10:31 AM on January 30, 2002

Standing from a distance, at just the right angle, in an overcast day, the image is clear to Huffin.

Except on alternate Tuesdays and when she's wearing red socks. Then the image is even clearer: it's Superman holding a pickle.
posted by Skot at 10:42 AM on January 30, 2002

iceberg, you infidel.
posted by dagnyscott at 2:08 PM on January 30, 2002