The Good, The Bad and The Furry

January 28, 2015 5:25 PM

My cat is sad because . . .
posted by jason's_planet (17 comments total)

Bear has the most amazing eyes for a cat. I love him and follow his human on Twitter.
posted by Kitteh at 5:28 PM on January 28, 2015

That cat is reading Phillip Roth.
posted by clavdivs at 5:32 PM on January 28, 2015 [3 favorites]

My cat is sad because I haven't died yet and she thinks my face would be delicious.
posted by srboisvert at 5:43 PM on January 28, 2015 [13 favorites]

Melancholicat
posted by The Whelk at 5:51 PM on January 28, 2015 [1 favorite]

That cat should cheer up it is a cat.
posted by save alive nothing that breatheth at 5:52 PM on January 28, 2015 [2 favorites]

I too follow both Tom and @MYSADCAT; but sometimes I wish it was a little less prolific. And that @MYSWEARYCAT was more prolific.

(See also: @MYSMUGCAT.)
posted by We had a deal, Kyle at 5:55 PM on January 28, 2015

If it weren't posted by someone who's been around here for a long time, I'd think this was Pepsi Blue...
posted by jferg at 5:56 PM on January 28, 2015 [1 favorite]

My cat is sad because sometimes people question whether she is really sad or only effecting a certain look.
posted by sylvanshine at 6:06 PM on January 28, 2015 [1 favorite]

jferg, this is no Suri's Burn Book, this is a SAD CAT
posted by janey47 at 6:13 PM on January 28, 2015 [1 favorite]

My cat is sad because she still thinks Existential Henri is superior and your favorite sad cat sucks.
posted by bleep at 6:28 PM on January 28, 2015 [1 favorite]

my cat is sad.
no one else in his family is a cat
we are all human except for him
he is excluded from most things
and no one tells him why
he just wants to play
and be loved
he looks at us with wonder
and disappointment
he says hello i am a cat what is my existence
what is that / why it and not me / please can you look at me and love me too
can i have some of your food please im sorry i dont like my food so much
do you want to play with my toys? this one is my favorite
do you like me
are we brothers
why didnt i grow up
why am i so small
can you help me be happy
where are you going

-- Spencer Madsen
posted by Rhaomi at 11:20 PM on January 28, 2015 [17 favorites]

The Bear is great. :) I'm looking forward to The Good, the Bad, and The Furry coming to Kindle soon. It's here
posted by Ambient Echo at 2:10 AM on January 29, 2015

My cat is sad because he tried to discuss climate change with my other cat, who said "My face has fur and is pretty."

And there goes coffee all over the keyboard.
posted by kinetic at 3:10 AM on January 29, 2015 [3 favorites]

This gets retweeted so often in my feed that I have to occasionally remind myself that I'm not actually following it
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 6:51 AM on January 29, 2015

My cat is sad, but at least she remembers a time when she knew what happiness was.
posted by drlith at 9:24 AM on January 29, 2015 [2 favorites]

My cat is sad because I won't let her dance on my face while I'm trying to sleep.
posted by Jacqueline at 3:32 PM on January 29, 2015

He looks exactly like my Diamond, who passed last year. *gives scritches to The Bear*
posted by bluesapphires at 6:54 PM on January 29, 2015