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March 16, 2015 9:04 AM Subscribe
"Jackie was a horrible actress, the literal worst, but her sick schtick did the trick." If Dinosaurs Were the Main Characters in "Jurassic Park" (SL Buzzfeed)
I was pretty sure I was going to hate myself for clicking on that, but that was pretty funny.
We're doing this thing - something we get to do because we obviously have no taste or class - of decorating our bathroom in various paintings and screen shots from Jurassic Park. I'm totally stealing some of these quotes and printing them up nicely like the art description/title card from a museum and hanging them next to some of the prints. "Oh hai!"
posted by barchan at 9:40 AM on March 16, 2015 [1 favorite]
We're doing this thing - something we get to do because we obviously have no taste or class - of decorating our bathroom in various paintings and screen shots from Jurassic Park. I'm totally stealing some of these quotes and printing them up nicely like the art description/title card from a museum and hanging them next to some of the prints. "Oh hai!"
posted by barchan at 9:40 AM on March 16, 2015 [1 favorite]
Now do Jaws.
posted by gottabefunky at 9:41 AM on March 16, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by gottabefunky at 9:41 AM on March 16, 2015 [1 favorite]
"You're gonna need a bigger goat." Heh!
posted by jonp72 at 10:02 AM on March 16, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by jonp72 at 10:02 AM on March 16, 2015 [2 favorites]
Nobody liked Janine.
Fact.
Now she's gone, moved away from the old neighborhood. And I'm certain she's gone for good.
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:27 AM on March 16, 2015
Fact.
Now she's gone, moved away from the old neighborhood. And I'm certain she's gone for good.
posted by Greg_Ace at 10:27 AM on March 16, 2015
I never watched JP twice, but I totally would if Amy Poehler would dub Karen's voice.
posted by Halloween Jack at 10:35 AM on March 16, 2015
posted by Halloween Jack at 10:35 AM on March 16, 2015
Like tears in rain LOL.
posted by localroger at 10:39 AM on March 16, 2015
posted by localroger at 10:39 AM on March 16, 2015
I never watched JP twice, but I totally would if Amy Poehler would dub Karen's voice.
I was thinking it is clearly high time for a reboot. I say this because when I spotted Wayne Knight as Dennis The Cackling Evil Programmer, it took me a couple of seconds to identify him as anyne other than Jonah Hill.
Franchises have been rebooted on flimsier bases.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 11:10 AM on March 16, 2015 [1 favorite]
I was thinking it is clearly high time for a reboot. I say this because when I spotted Wayne Knight as Dennis The Cackling Evil Programmer, it took me a couple of seconds to identify him as anyne other than Jonah Hill.
Franchises have been rebooted on flimsier bases.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 11:10 AM on March 16, 2015 [1 favorite]
That was way, way funnier than it had any right to be.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 12:00 PM on March 16, 2015
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 12:00 PM on March 16, 2015
Janine, stop trying to make Cretaceous Park happen. It’s not going to happen!
*snort*
posted by blurker at 2:52 PM on March 16, 2015
*snort*
posted by blurker at 2:52 PM on March 16, 2015
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