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Are Thinkpiece Twitter Bots Causing Mefites to Wear Skinny Jeans? and other important thinks and thoughts.
See also Slate
See also Slate
This post was deleted for the following reason: Poster's Request -- Brandon Blatcher
NO
nothing will make me wear skinny jeans
you will pry these lulu leggings from my cold dead hands/legs
posted by poffin boffin at 9:27 AM on September 2, 2015 [1 favorite]
nothing will make me wear skinny jeans
you will pry these lulu leggings from my cold dead hands/legs
posted by poffin boffin at 9:27 AM on September 2, 2015 [1 favorite]
So, computer generated mad libs, basically?
posted by cosmic.osmo at 9:31 AM on September 2, 2015
posted by cosmic.osmo at 9:31 AM on September 2, 2015
> Are Millennials Getting High On Tinder?
Well, technically, weed is tinder.
posted by The Card Cheat at 9:31 AM on September 2, 2015
Well, technically, weed is tinder.
posted by The Card Cheat at 9:31 AM on September 2, 2015
Resolved:
1. NoraReed rules
2. Twitter's mobile interface is hot garbage.
posted by Pope Guilty at 9:33 AM on September 2, 2015 [13 favorites]
1. NoraReed rules
2. Twitter's mobile interface is hot garbage.
posted by Pope Guilty at 9:33 AM on September 2, 2015 [13 favorites]
Neat! By @NoraReed, of course. She makes the best bots.
That's a thoughtful analysis by Slate, too.
posted by zarq at 9:34 AM on September 2, 2015 [4 favorites]
That's a thoughtful analysis by Slate, too.
posted by zarq at 9:34 AM on September 2, 2015 [4 favorites]
you will pry these lulu leggings from my cold dead hands/legs
you bought a zentai suit
you bought a zentai suit and you don't want to return it because you are embarassed
posted by griphus at 9:34 AM on September 2, 2015 [6 favorites]
you bought a zentai suit
you bought a zentai suit and you don't want to return it because you are embarassed
posted by griphus at 9:34 AM on September 2, 2015 [6 favorites]
Oyéah extruded into skinny jeans, a new branch of pbysics.
Woot! Nora Reed!
posted by Oyéah at 9:35 AM on September 2, 2015
Woot! Nora Reed!
posted by Oyéah at 9:35 AM on September 2, 2015
I also like this Vice parody account, which is similar, though not automated.
posted by Ian A.T. at 9:36 AM on September 2, 2015
posted by Ian A.T. at 9:36 AM on September 2, 2015
Here’s the problem: Any critique of think-piece culture—and there have been plenty of them—is bound to contribute to the category it challenges.
This being a line in a Slate piece about a think piece bot is making my head hurt. It's like when my grandparents used to have mirrors hanging in opposite sides of their living room and I would stare into them imagining I could see forever.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 9:38 AM on September 2, 2015 [11 favorites]
This being a line in a Slate piece about a think piece bot is making my head hurt. It's like when my grandparents used to have mirrors hanging in opposite sides of their living room and I would stare into them imagining I could see forever.
posted by MCMikeNamara at 9:38 AM on September 2, 2015 [11 favorites]
(which isn't meant as a slight on the article, which I think is actually great, and I'm super glad to see the bot and its creator getting the attention it and she deserves)
posted by MCMikeNamara at 9:39 AM on September 2, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by MCMikeNamara at 9:39 AM on September 2, 2015 [1 favorite]
you bought a zentai suit
i had to google this and i am sad that it is not a baby sack, that sack baby looked so delighted
i want a fleece sack dammit
posted by poffin boffin at 9:41 AM on September 2, 2015 [3 favorites]
i had to google this and i am sad that it is not a baby sack, that sack baby looked so delighted
i want a fleece sack dammit
posted by poffin boffin at 9:41 AM on September 2, 2015 [3 favorites]
Oh and obviously a linen one for warmer months.
posted by poffin boffin at 9:42 AM on September 2, 2015 [5 favorites]
posted by poffin boffin at 9:42 AM on September 2, 2015 [5 favorites]
Will Thinkpieces About Thinkpiece Bots Save This Slate Writer's Career?
(I love this bot)
posted by Metroid Baby at 9:45 AM on September 2, 2015 [3 favorites]
(I love this bot)
posted by Metroid Baby at 9:45 AM on September 2, 2015 [3 favorites]
Are Zombies Why Young People Can't Go to Church?
that merits investigation.
The FPP link is to the mobile version of twitter which is quite ugly on a proper desktop. I had to remove "mobile" out of the url. But that's just me.
posted by numaner at 9:46 AM on September 2, 2015
that merits investigation.
The FPP link is to the mobile version of twitter which is quite ugly on a proper desktop. I had to remove "mobile" out of the url. But that's just me.
posted by numaner at 9:46 AM on September 2, 2015
Are Zombies Why Young People Can't Go to Church?
This is applicable to my interests.
posted by zombieflanders at 9:47 AM on September 2, 2015 [9 favorites]
This is applicable to my interests.
posted by zombieflanders at 9:47 AM on September 2, 2015 [9 favorites]
DAILY MAIL: How Breast Cancer Can Ruin YOUR Life
just another reason not to read the daily mail.
posted by numaner at 9:53 AM on September 2, 2015 [1 favorite]
just another reason not to read the daily mail.
posted by numaner at 9:53 AM on September 2, 2015 [1 favorite]
BEWARE THIS IS AN ANTI-TURING TEST
posted by grumpybear69 at 9:53 AM on September 2, 2015
posted by grumpybear69 at 9:53 AM on September 2, 2015
Honestly, my favorite thing about @thinkpiecebot is how often I would probably click the link if it was a real article. (I am, most definitely, part of the problem.)
posted by MCMikeNamara at 9:53 AM on September 2, 2015 [6 favorites]
posted by MCMikeNamara at 9:53 AM on September 2, 2015 [6 favorites]
What Copper Jewelry Can Tell Us About Lizard People
Nothing! Lizard people have very reactive and sensitive skin! Um.... or so a friend told me.
posted by GenjiandProust at 9:54 AM on September 2, 2015 [5 favorites]
Nothing! Lizard people have very reactive and sensitive skin! Um.... or so a friend told me.
posted by GenjiandProust at 9:54 AM on September 2, 2015 [5 favorites]
Mod note: Swapped link, carry on.
posted by LobsterMitten (staff) at 9:58 AM on September 2, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by LobsterMitten (staff) at 9:58 AM on September 2, 2015 [2 favorites]
Is Airline Internet Access Causing MeFites to Inadvertently Post Mobile Links?
posted by zombieflanders at 9:59 AM on September 2, 2015 [8 favorites]
posted by zombieflanders at 9:59 AM on September 2, 2015 [8 favorites]
i love this bot so much and the slate piece was surprisingly good and nuanced.
posted by nadawi at 9:59 AM on September 2, 2015
posted by nadawi at 9:59 AM on September 2, 2015
Are Teens Getting High On Cat Videos?
Well, duh? Who isn't?
ONLY BAD PEOPLE!!!!!
posted by GenjiandProust at 10:01 AM on September 2, 2015 [1 favorite]
Well, duh? Who isn't?
ONLY BAD PEOPLE!!!!!
posted by GenjiandProust at 10:01 AM on September 2, 2015 [1 favorite]
Fly with confidence, airborne detective squad!
posted by LobsterMitten at 10:09 AM on September 2, 2015 [6 favorites]
posted by LobsterMitten at 10:09 AM on September 2, 2015 [6 favorites]
It's just called a zentai. Literally means "body tights." Only refers to the thing it is, sans ambiguity. It's like unitard, coveralls, etc.: You wouldn't say "unitard suit" or "coveralls suit," would you?
posted by Sys Rq at 10:15 AM on September 2, 2015
posted by Sys Rq at 10:15 AM on September 2, 2015
Are Magicians Why Young People Can't Perform Gender?
posted by curious nu at 10:19 AM on September 2, 2015 [2 favorites]
posted by curious nu at 10:19 AM on September 2, 2015 [2 favorites]
Earlier this week NoraReed asked on Twitter if she should make a conspiracy theory twitter bot. The answer to that is, of course, fuck yes.
posted by brundlefly at 10:19 AM on September 2, 2015 [9 favorites]
posted by brundlefly at 10:19 AM on September 2, 2015 [9 favorites]
>>Are Zombies Why Young People Can't Go to Church?
>that merits investigation.
But then I'd have to get up early on Sundays...
posted by maryr at 10:37 AM on September 2, 2015
>that merits investigation.
But then I'd have to get up early on Sundays...
posted by maryr at 10:37 AM on September 2, 2015
It's not really a true modern think-piece until it has a link going to a limited article view news website.
posted by srboisvert at 10:40 AM on September 2, 2015
posted by srboisvert at 10:40 AM on September 2, 2015
on twitter NoraReed posted a link to her ask.fm, if anyone wants to ask anything about her bots.
posted by nadawi at 10:54 AM on September 2, 2015
posted by nadawi at 10:54 AM on September 2, 2015
Is Pumpkin Spice to Blame For The Ashley Madison Hack?
I hope so?
posted by Sophie1 at 10:55 AM on September 2, 2015 [1 favorite]
I hope so?
posted by Sophie1 at 10:55 AM on September 2, 2015 [1 favorite]
nadawi you asked that question about a SJW conspiracy didn't you?
I'm onto you and your questions
also:
Is Donald Trump to Blame For Dying Bees?
THOSE BEES ARE LOOOOOOSERS
posted by numaner at 11:42 AM on September 2, 2015 [2 favorites]
I'm onto you and your questions
also:
Is Donald Trump to Blame For Dying Bees?
THOSE BEES ARE LOOOOOOSERS
posted by numaner at 11:42 AM on September 2, 2015 [2 favorites]
hi! i wish! that question is awesome.
posted by nadawi at 11:48 AM on September 2, 2015 [1 favorite]
posted by nadawi at 11:48 AM on September 2, 2015 [1 favorite]
This bot trolls me into apoplectic rage at least once per day.
posted by klangklangston at 12:03 PM on September 2, 2015 [7 favorites]
posted by klangklangston at 12:03 PM on September 2, 2015 [7 favorites]
nadawi: "i love this bot so much and the slate piece was surprisingly good and nuanced."
How much better was it than Cats?
posted by Sphinx at 12:23 PM on September 2, 2015
How much better was it than Cats?
posted by Sphinx at 12:23 PM on September 2, 2015
The profile pic -- Grandpa Simpson as pointilist WSJ portrait -- is a nice touch.
posted by HeroZero at 2:17 PM on September 2, 2015 [6 favorites]
posted by HeroZero at 2:17 PM on September 2, 2015 [6 favorites]
I firmly believe that the Internet will eventually be entirely clear of human creators. Machines will be talking to machines, with the occasional hominid dropping in to gaze around in bewilderment and fear.
The first AI will not be an individual. It will be a society.
This post makes me feel considerably better about that future.
posted by AdamCSnider at 2:52 PM on September 2, 2015 [1 favorite]
The first AI will not be an individual. It will be a society.
This post makes me feel considerably better about that future.
posted by AdamCSnider at 2:52 PM on September 2, 2015 [1 favorite]
I'm loving, "What can high blood pressure teach us about cocaine?"
posted by broken wheelchair at 5:38 PM on September 2, 2015 [3 favorites]
posted by broken wheelchair at 5:38 PM on September 2, 2015 [3 favorites]
Seriously, I've enjoyed the other Nora Reed bots, but as someone who is deeply conflicted about pitching "think pieces," this hits me where I live — that knife's edge of "I can't believe they fucking published that" and "I could have written that, goddamnit." The relief every time they're fake is what keeps me coming back.
posted by klangklangston at 10:20 PM on September 2, 2015
posted by klangklangston at 10:20 PM on September 2, 2015
This is even better than the Daily Mail headline generator
posted by rum-soaked space hobo at 12:45 AM on September 3, 2015
posted by rum-soaked space hobo at 12:45 AM on September 3, 2015
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