Immortal Love Rodd
February 9, 2016 6:14 PM Subscribe
Ha, I am delighted that two people came up with the "Marmot Dildo Lover" idea independently. As well as this idea in general. If you want to do your own, I recommend Internet Anagram Server (for a more manual experience) or Sternest Meanings (for a more automated experience).
posted by capricorn at 7:00 PM on February 9, 2016
posted by capricorn at 7:00 PM on February 9, 2016
Now, I've never read the books/seen the movies, but if Voldemort didn't want people to know who he was, why didn't he just pick a completely unrelated name, like... Bob Johnson, or, Alan Jefferson, or something?
posted by SansPoint at 7:08 PM on February 9, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by SansPoint at 7:08 PM on February 9, 2016 [2 favorites]
SansPoint, I'll try not to threadsit too much but Voldemort is canonically pretty pompous, and in many ways this is his tragic flaw. He makes similar decisions about how to preserve his would-be immortality, where something less risky and showy is possible, but isn't his style.
posted by capricorn at 7:41 PM on February 9, 2016 [1 favorite]
posted by capricorn at 7:41 PM on February 9, 2016 [1 favorite]
That's sort of the crux of the issue. I can buy a guy coming up with a new name to launch his career as a dark lord, especially if he hates his old name. But why slavishly concoct an awkward anagram that ties your new name to your old? Just call yourself Darth Mugglekill and be done with it.
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 7:42 PM on February 9, 2016 [3 favorites]
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 7:42 PM on February 9, 2016 [3 favorites]
He originally came up with it when he was like 13 or 14 to impress people at school.
posted by vogon_poet at 8:08 PM on February 9, 2016
posted by vogon_poet at 8:08 PM on February 9, 2016
Is it really any worse than choosing "Kylo Ren?"
posted by praemunire at 8:29 PM on February 9, 2016 [2 favorites]
posted by praemunire at 8:29 PM on February 9, 2016 [2 favorites]
That's sort of the crux of the issue.
Mad-Eye Moody sees what you did there.
posted by stevis23 at 9:18 PM on February 9, 2016 [3 favorites]
Mad-Eye Moody sees what you did there.
posted by stevis23 at 9:18 PM on February 9, 2016 [3 favorites]
So, Mr. Encyclopedia, did you ever call Natalie?
posted by a halcyon day at 10:20 PM on February 9, 2016
posted by a halcyon day at 10:20 PM on February 9, 2016
Dildo-Mom, Art Lover
Well, I for one now know what it'll say next time I get business cards printed up.
posted by town of cats at 10:44 PM on February 9, 2016 [4 favorites]
Well, I for one now know what it'll say next time I get business cards printed up.
posted by town of cats at 10:44 PM on February 9, 2016 [4 favorites]
Mr.Encyclopedia, that's gold.
"... I'd like to see you come up with an Anagram for Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore."
Ginny furrowed her brow. "Valuable Clarified Crisp Lumber Rubdown?"
posted by leotrotsky at 6:00 AM on February 10, 2016 [2 favorites]
"... I'd like to see you come up with an Anagram for Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore."
Ginny furrowed her brow. "Valuable Clarified Crisp Lumber Rubdown?"
posted by leotrotsky at 6:00 AM on February 10, 2016 [2 favorites]
Voldemort is canonically pretty pompous
As demonstrated by the fact that his anagram name isn't "Lord Voldemort", it's "I Am Lord Voldemort". If he hadn't gone to Hogwarts, he'd be the guy who insists that the band name be an entire sentence and get really pissed when people tried to shorten it in conversation.
"No, Celia, we aren't 'Die Alone', we're 'The Wolf and the Deer Both Die Alone'."
posted by Etrigan at 6:48 AM on February 10, 2016 [1 favorite]
As demonstrated by the fact that his anagram name isn't "Lord Voldemort", it's "I Am Lord Voldemort". If he hadn't gone to Hogwarts, he'd be the guy who insists that the band name be an entire sentence and get really pissed when people tried to shorten it in conversation.
"No, Celia, we aren't 'Die Alone', we're 'The Wolf and the Deer Both Die Alone'."
posted by Etrigan at 6:48 AM on February 10, 2016 [1 favorite]
As demonstrated by the fact that his anagram name isn't "Lord Voldemort", it's "I Am Lord Voldemort".
This incidentally can create translation conundrums into other languages, especially Chinese (link also discusses Japanese and Vietnamese). It basically doesn't really work and the translator either has to footnote two seemingly different sentences with the fact that they are anagrams in English, or straight-up just use English and add a parenthetical translation (which doesn't, of course, preserve the wordplay).
posted by andrewesque at 6:59 AM on February 10, 2016
This incidentally can create translation conundrums into other languages, especially Chinese (link also discusses Japanese and Vietnamese). It basically doesn't really work and the translator either has to footnote two seemingly different sentences with the fact that they are anagrams in English, or straight-up just use English and add a parenthetical translation (which doesn't, of course, preserve the wordplay).
posted by andrewesque at 6:59 AM on February 10, 2016
If anyone's wondering what Dan, the writer of these anagrams, is up to...
posted by little onion at 12:04 PM on February 10, 2016
posted by little onion at 12:04 PM on February 10, 2016
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posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 6:30 PM on February 9, 2016 [4 favorites]