Know the one about the two nuns in the bath?

March 25, 2002 2:54 AM

Know the one about the two nuns in the bath? As far as religious humour goes - I don't think it gets any better than Life Of Brian.
posted by zimbobzim (7 comments total)

"Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. "

Attributed to John Barrymore.
posted by emf at 3:10 AM on March 25, 2002

If it's the two nuns in a bath joke I'm thinking of, it's one of my favourites - almost moreso because I know someone who once entirely misheard it as;

There were two nuns in a bar and one says to the other, "Where's the Pope?"......

and still thought it was riotously funny.

Agree with you about Life of Brian: "He's not The Messiah - he's a very naughty boy!"

Cue Python quotations....
posted by jonpollard at 3:16 AM on March 25, 2002

"Where's the Pope? - Yes it does, doesn't it."

That's much better
posted by zimbobzim at 3:56 AM on March 25, 2002

[this is work safe] or [this is not work safe]?
posted by SpecialK at 7:57 AM on March 25, 2002

That reminds me. Friday is Good Friday and therefore time for our annual household viewing of life of Brian.
posted by shagoth at 8:23 AM on March 25, 2002

I don't know the one about two nuns in a bath. Can anyone repeat it here please?

I'm a bit ashamed of the most horrible religious joke I know, but if you want it, email me and I'll tell you.
posted by verso at 11:04 AM on March 26, 2002

Two nuns in the bath.
One says where's the soap
The other answers: Yes it does, doesn't it.

It depends how you say it.
posted by zimbobzim at 2:25 PM on March 26, 2002