May 27, 2002

11:07 AM

"I get a lot of questions like 'Why are you the King of France?' Hopefully, this document will help those who just don't understand the overwhelming obviousness of it all. Then they can stop living in denial."
posted by moz (8 comments total)

Too bad he can't be Emperor of the United States.
posted by NortonDC at 11:19 AM on May 27, 2002

Or the kidnapped daughter of Prince Edward and Wallis Simpson.
posted by dmo at 11:26 AM on May 27, 2002

I am supposedly a descendent of King Sigismund III of Poland. However, I have no wish to be known as the King of the Polacks, unless there's money in it, or I get to order beheadings and so forth.

Sidebar - Here's how Polish my family is: When they arrived at Ellis Island, they wanted to Americanize their surname, which was Lukowicz. So, to make it more American, they changed it to Lukavich.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 1:03 PM on May 27, 2002

At least he doesn't think he's the King of Spain.
posted by briank at 6:18 PM on May 27, 2002

Hee, hee. It is a slow day on MeFi. King or no king, having fun has to count for something.
posted by yhbc at 6:26 PM on May 27, 2002

This link explains how to get your own royal title. Any takers?
posted by Tarrama at 9:53 PM on May 27, 2002

Should have more sense than to stick his neck out.
posted by dhartung at 10:16 PM on May 27, 2002

briank beat me to it. As soon as I saw this thread, all I could think was "Does he eat humble pie? Vacuum the turf at Skydome?"

(If you don't know what that means, you should get yourself some Moxy Fruvous. Really.)
posted by Dreama at 12:51 AM on May 28, 2002