Cow wins horse race

July 26, 2018 11:47 PM

Absolute carnage in the St Teresa's Charity Pantomime Horse Race!! [SLYT]
posted by Grandysaur (11 comments total)

I think we need to wait for a stewards enquiry... Wonky Donky was all over the place, almost like he was drunk!
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 12:28 AM on July 27, 2018

Shocked, I am shocked that there may have been drinking involved in that event!

Sufferin’ succotash, that was fun, though. :)
posted by darkstar at 1:30 AM on July 27, 2018

It's funny how the horse walks into a bar.
posted by adept256 at 1:31 AM on July 27, 2018 [20 favorites]

I like how the winners capered over the finish line.
posted by Rufous-headed Towhee heehee at 1:32 AM on July 27, 2018 [5 favorites]

Shocked, I am shocked that there may have been drinking involved in that event!

PROSECUTOR: Mr. Donkey, exactly how many drinks did you have before the race?
WONKEY DONKEY: *stomp* *stomp* *stomp*
PROSECUTOR: Three? Three drinks? Are you sure about that?
WONKEY DONKEY: *nod* *nod* *nod*
PROSECUTOR: Mr. Donkey, weren't you admitted earlier this year to the "Brownie's House" facility just outside the Magic Forest?
WONKEY DONKEY: *looks down*
PROSECUTOR: That's a facility for panto alcoholics, isn't it?
WONKEY DONKEY: *kneels on the floor, covers head with his hooves, rocks back and forth*
DEFENSE: Your Honor, the prosecutor is harassing the witness!
PROSECUTOR: Oh no I'm not!
DEFENSE: Oh yes he is!
PROSECUTOR: OH NO I'M NOT!
DEFENSE: OH YES HE IS!
posted by PlusDistance at 4:16 AM on July 27, 2018 [13 favorites]

Beef and Dairy Network will be pleased.
posted by snwod at 4:23 AM on July 27, 2018 [5 favorites]

It's funny how the horse walks into a bar.
Why the long face?
posted by Floydd at 5:30 AM on July 27, 2018 [3 favorites]

After watching this I felt suddenly compelled to revisit Japan World Cup.
posted by JohnFromGR at 7:36 AM on July 27, 2018 [10 favorites]

Sufferin’ succotash thank you for that!
posted by photoslob at 9:20 AM on July 27, 2018

Very enjoyable.
posted by Kafkaesque at 9:44 AM on July 27, 2018

I was groping for some sort of Friday Afternoon Productivity Exercise to bring a nice close to the week and that Japan World Cup link was perfect. Wow. I may need a nap.
posted by Cris E at 1:15 PM on July 27, 2018 [1 favorite]