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September 7, 2018 8:56 PM

Twitter Users Revealed Celebrities’ Full Names via Google searches [Uproxx compilation of Twitter goofiness]
posted by filthy light thief (13 comments total)

A few weeks ago, I was talking about the Star Wars episode titles and was wondering if Episode IX had a title, so I searched and found Google suggested "The Further Adventures of Rey, Poe Dameron and Finn" or something like that. Unfortunately, I didn't screencap it at the time, and the search result suggestions have now changed, because I really liked that.
posted by filthy light thief at 10:40 PM on September 7, 2018

The Weekend one made me laugh/snort my coffee, so thank you very much for that.
posted by Fizz at 4:42 AM on September 8, 2018 [4 favorites]

Benedict
Carrotstick
Benadryl
Scissorkick
Cuttlefish
Bandersnatch
Thundercat
Cumberbatch
❤
posted by triggerfinger at 6:40 AM on September 8, 2018 [4 favorites]

I don’t know who most of these people are but someone needs to cop Lillian Pumpernickel for a band name.
posted by Bacon Bit at 8:15 AM on September 8, 2018

I was doing fine until I got to Ice-T.
posted by thivaia at 8:27 AM on September 8, 2018 [2 favorites]

P Diddy's name and picture are a match made in heaven
posted by some loser at 9:58 AM on September 8, 2018

The rest of these are ok, but... Boward Woward.
posted by LobsterMitten at 9:59 AM on September 8, 2018

cortex's full name is Corduroy Texture.
posted by ckape at 3:31 PM on September 8, 2018 [4 favorites]

filthy light thief's full name is Begrimed Burnished Bandit.
posted by numaner at 7:17 PM on September 8, 2018 [1 favorite]

Someone do Donal Trump
posted by Dr. Curare at 9:21 AM on September 9, 2018

Cardi(gan) B(ackyardigan) made me giggle, and still does.
posted by filthy light thief at 10:56 AM on September 10, 2018

Reminds me of a tweet I saw a year or two ago:

You: Jon Bon Jovi
Me, an intellectual: Jonathan Bonathan Jovi
posted by jonnyploy at 10:57 AM on September 10, 2018

Whoever put this compilation together repeatedly lists a few of these multiple times.
posted by GoblinHoney at 12:20 PM on September 10, 2018