What would SpongeBob do?

June 10, 2002 11:13 PM

What would SpongeBob do?
posted by SuzySmith (10 comments total)

Finally! A religion that makes sense!

I'm ready! For enlightenment!
posted by toddshot at 11:14 PM on June 10, 2002

FROM THE BOOK OF BOSSY BOOTS:
It's exciting to get new tools at work.
Saa-laads suck.
It is not easy to fire someone, in fact, it is - and should be - one of the most difficult things you ever do.
Sometimes people who should be fired secretly want to be fired.

Dood, this is like, so deep. Somebody, please. Strike up Mickey Dolenz! "I'm A Believer Yeah yeah!"
posted by Bixby23 at 11:18 PM on June 10, 2002

Although it's not specifically stated in the Holy Writ, it's clear that Plankton is the Deceiver, ever striving to deprive us of our precious joy and salvation as represented by the Krabby Pattie.

Let us pray:

Our frycook who art in water
Spongebob be thy name...
posted by MrBaliHai at 5:06 AM on June 11, 2002

Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain!

It's a real pisser when my 3-year-old says that.
posted by adampsyche at 5:45 AM on June 11, 2002

Weird. In college I set up a BBS called The Church of Bob.
posted by NortonDC at 6:46 AM on June 11, 2002

From the Book of Patty Hype:

• The establishment will scoff and poke fun at new ideas regardless of the merit of the idea.
• The more unusual the new idea, the more the establishment will scoff.
• Most new ideas are killed by the scoffing establishment. Some of these ideas may have been significant advancements.
• Harboring resentment of those who scoffed at you in the past could lead to missed opportunities.
• Your past time spent is an investment; not all investments are financial.

Deep...very, deep. I like it. :)
posted by dejah420 at 7:19 AM on June 11, 2002

Move over, Elvis. Your faith contender has come.
posted by betobeto at 11:18 AM on June 11, 2002

Oh. My. God. I have *got* to join.

Hallelujah.
posted by beth at 2:57 PM on June 11, 2002

Wearing lucky underpants or a good luck charm may not work - but how can it hurt?

Exactly. My new motto.
posted by vacapinta at 3:07 PM on June 11, 2002

Weird. In college I set up a BBS called The Church of Bob.

Of course, there is always the One, True Church of Bob. Prabob!

Wearing lucky underpants or a good luck charm may not work - but how can it hurt?

Hmm, I happen to be wearing Spongebob boxers right now...does that afford me extra luck?
posted by RevGreg at 4:35 PM on June 11, 2002