We are drowning in love on this planet inhabited by cats

July 14, 2019 5:10 PM

Cat Planet, a music video that took over half a year to make by Uchikubi Gokumon Doukoukai (Google Translated)

In the comments, user Kyzix provides a translation:
The inside of the kotatsu belongs to a cat
The spot in front of the heater belongs to a cat
The tops of clothes belongs to a cat
The inside of a cardboard box belongs to a cat
The top of a lid covering hot water in the bath belongs to a cat
Your side when you’re asleep in bed belongs to a cat
Even the top of your hands typing on a keyboard belongs to a cat
Your lap when you sit down belongs to a cat

Even if I’m cold, even if it bothers me
If it’s good for the cat, there’s no problem
Such is the shape of continuing love

Definitely, definitely, into this world
We are creatures fated to be born and live to love cats
Definitely, definitely, this planet of ours
revolves so that it can support the life of cats

We are living on this planet inhabited by cats
We are living on this planet inhabited by cats
We are living on this planet inhabited by cats
We are living on this planet inhabited by cats

I won’t be mad even if they scratch the sofa
I won’t be mad even if they rip up the shoji
I won’t be mad even if they roll out all the toilet paper
I won’t be mad even if they break into the cupboard and rummage around
I won’t be mad, I won’t be mad

Even if my house is destroyed, even if I go into bankruptcy
If the cat is happy, there’s no problem
Sacrifices for love know no limit

Definitely, definitely, into this world
We are creatures fated to be born and live to love cats
Definitely, definitely, this planet of ours
revolves so that it can support the life of cats
Rather, rather, this planet of ours
Should just revolve so cats can live happily
Definitely, definitely, from the moment we are born
we are fated to live life loving you

We are living on this planet inhabited by cats
We are living on this planet inhabited by cats
We are drowning in love on this planet inhabited by cats
We are living on this planet inhabited by cats

We are born, on this planet of cats

(Uchikubi Gokumon Doukoukai previously sang about a warm futon on a cold day)

posted by ardgedee (10 comments total)

Kittens should not play with plastic bags!
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:30 PM on July 14, 2019 [1 favorite]

I loved this.
posted by Anonymous at 6:06 PM on July 14, 2019

To add to the cat fun: The Arrogant Worms, My cat sits on me
posted by Making You Bored For Science at 6:34 PM on July 14, 2019 [1 favorite]

I liked the misbehaving cats accompanying the death metal voice section.
posted by figurant at 7:22 PM on July 14, 2019 [4 favorites]

Yes, misbehaving cats was my favourite and it didn’t cross my mind until now: cats + sliding paper room dividers? How is that even remotely possible?
posted by bonobothegreat at 3:36 AM on July 15, 2019 [2 favorites]

Love this.

I really relate to the winter cold song they do, I don't want to get out of my futon which may have been here has a previously. I love it so much.
posted by AlexiaSky at 4:58 AM on July 15, 2019 [1 favorite]

Aaand on re-reading you shared it already oops.
posted by AlexiaSky at 5:03 AM on July 15, 2019

I love all the different cat names
posted by kurumi at 6:48 AM on July 15, 2019 [1 favorite]

Awww... even from this dog lover!
posted by rpfields at 8:21 AM on July 15, 2019

The air guitar cats are perfectly timed.
posted by storytam at 4:19 PM on July 15, 2019