David Douglas, of the fir and squirrel
January 7, 2020 10:32 AM   Subscribe

About a hundred years ago, a young Scottish man came to Oregon to collect seeds and plants. Along the way, he named over eighty species and cataloged thousands, including our ubiquitous fir, the cute squirrels who coexist with me, and a lizard.
posted by OneSmartMonkey (7 comments total) 5 users marked this as a favorite
 
died a victim of science in a mountain forest of Hawaii. Not bad. I could think of much worse ways to go.
posted by snwod at 10:44 AM on January 7, 2020


About two hundred years ago.
posted by Glomar response at 11:17 AM on January 7, 2020 [2 favorites]


Douglas’ death was a bit of mystery. (I wrote about this in my latest book.) A few days before his body was found, he had briefly visited with a hunter named Ned Gourney, an Englishman who had escaped from the prison settlement at Botany Bay, Australia. (He’d been convicted of stealing 2 shillings worth of tin roofing.)

Even though Gourney recovered Douglas’ body and reported to authorities what had happened, rumors started circulating that he had killed the naturalist after an argument. Gourney denied it to his deathbed. A priest who was there at the end said his “wildly protested” innocence was just evidence of his guilt.
posted by gottabefunky at 12:54 PM on January 7, 2020


One must admit, tossing a body in a pit with an angry bull would be an effective way of covering up a murder, at least one by blunt instrument.
posted by tavella at 1:31 PM on January 7, 2020


That lizard is also cute, in a very grumpy kind of a way.

His p.o.b. is currently pronounced /scoon/, and not as in the delicious pastry (which is /skon/ [as in “(It)'s gone”, as they are anywhere near me] or /sCONE/.
posted by scruss at 1:56 PM on January 7, 2020


Eh, I think I have that wrong. Sorry.
posted by humboldt32 at 4:13 PM on January 7, 2020


Pedantry to an empty room doesn't incur points, right? So, let it be noted, Douglas fir (or as we botanical pedants like, Douglas-fir) is not botanically a fir. The most glaring difference is that fir cones are solid things that stand up on top of the branches, like stubby candles, and disintegrate there, while Doug-fir cones dangle and fall whole, and are scaly like pine or hemlock cones. With the mouse butts sticking out from under the scales.
posted by away for regrooving at 11:19 PM on January 12, 2020


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