The Kissinger Death Tontine
December 20, 2020 4:48 PM   Subscribe

Disclaimer: The Kissinger Death Tontine in no way endorses the incredibly cool crime of pushing an elderly war criminal down the stairs.

How it works:

1. Guess Kissinger's Death Day.

2. Donate to an organization that undoes some of the damage of US imperialism.

3. Nab your death date(s) by uploading your receipt.

4. On the glorious day that Kissinger eats it, whoever got the date right wins.
posted by cosmic owl (0 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Hey, um, we all hate war criminals but maybe "Let's gleefully talk about murdering one and/or pissing on his grave" is a sort of thin post and maybe not right for MeFi. Want to make a MeFi post abotu Kissinger and include this link? Go right ahead. -- jessamyn



 

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