Horse Sven Epic Fart

September 23, 2024 8:21 PM

I'm sorry, but this fart by horse Sven is epic in a way that will delight 3-year-olds for hours. And probably a few adults too.
posted by hippybear (53 comments total)

No apology needed, hippybear. That was a quality fart and it needed to be shared with the horse- and fart-loving masses, not to mention the horse fart-loving masses.
posted by vverse23 at 8:29 PM on September 23 [2 favorites]

Honestly my apology was for anyone with a 3 year old who might be shown this video and then required to show it over and over and over and over and over.

It is, however quite a quality fart.
posted by hippybear at 8:34 PM on September 23 [10 favorites]

If finding horse farts hilarious is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!
posted by edithkeeler at 8:41 PM on September 23 [6 favorites]

It certainly took a while to get going. I imagine a tiny man (equine? horsemonculus?) inside, laboring to get the wind turbine spooled up and running, stumbling a bit at 24 seconds in, then rallying again to produce a final sustained squit.

I also liked that he had to lie down to tackle the project, and rose again clearly rejuvenated after its successful completion.
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:50 PM on September 23 [6 favorites]

Sublime equine flatulence...
posted by jim in austin at 8:52 PM on September 23

I would not have trusted that fart for a second.
posted by h00py at 9:13 PM on September 23 [10 favorites]

Mother was an RN and if the patient passed gas or broke wind, it was common practice to write "passed flatus" in their chart.So we kids all used it when growing up much to the delight of our friends. Now I usually blame the cat.
posted by Czjewel at 9:54 PM on September 23 [1 favorite]

Pony poots.
posted by azpenguin at 10:37 PM on September 23

Wait, are you people saying 30 second farts are special?
posted by srboisvert at 10:47 PM on September 23 [3 favorites]

In so happy to see that this kind of internet is still alive and well in 2024.
posted by Pink Fuzzy Bunny at 10:48 PM on September 23 [5 favorites]

Equus flatus, hell it damn near killed us
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 10:48 PM on September 23 [9 favorites]

Best of the web!
posted by Mizu at 11:02 PM on September 23

I like the way the other horse glumly shuffles away when he realises what's coming.
posted by Paul Slade at 11:46 PM on September 23 [15 favorites]

molly in her little stall thinks she's better than sven. smh.
posted by mullacc at 11:54 PM on September 23 [1 favorite]

Andre the Giant is laughing in Heaven.
posted by JustSayNoDawg at 11:56 PM on September 23 [4 favorites]

If he's regularly lying down like that before cracking one out, he's probably suffering from colic and his diet wants looking into.
posted by flabdablet at 1:23 AM on September 24 [3 favorites]

Farting is no laughing matter
posted by flabdablet at 1:26 AM on September 24

That must have felt INCREDIBLE. Life goals.
posted by the duck by the oboe at 3:52 AM on September 24 [3 favorites]

(My wife could not be contacted for comment)
posted by the duck by the oboe at 4:01 AM on September 24

I like the way the lighting makes it look like Sven’s face has been obscured to protect his privacy.
posted by GenjiandProust at 4:26 AM on September 24 [1 favorite]

one of the rare examples of a reccomendation that you should read the comments
posted by lalochezia at 4:57 AM on September 24 [1 favorite]

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a w̶h̶i̶m̶p̶e̶r̶ horse fart
posted by crocomancer at 6:15 AM on September 24 [1 favorite]

Related but unrelated. Please look up river horse farts and show them to your 3 years olds...
posted by mikeanegus at 7:06 AM on September 24

We named all our horses in BOTW fart-related names… thank you for this, fun for the whole family!
posted by Bacon Bit at 7:20 AM on September 24

It occurs to me that some of you may be unaware of the Blue Peter elephant.
posted by Paul Slade at 7:24 AM on September 24 [2 favorites]

Right, but when I do that I get fired from the riding academy
posted by PlusDistance at 7:37 AM on September 24 [1 favorite]

Little girls who are obsessed with the power and beauty of horses are never quite prepared for this. Not that it stops most of them, but …
posted by Countess Elena at 7:43 AM on September 24 [1 favorite]

this video of the horse kicking a tree and farting on dogs lives in my heart next to Fenton
posted by ginger.beef at 7:56 AM on September 24 [4 favorites]

is he looking over his shoulder too?
posted by quazichimp at 8:08 AM on September 24 [1 favorite]

Excellent. Mrs Stencil also found it hilarious, but is concerned that it's just creating a new target for me to aim for.
posted by YoungStencil at 8:29 AM on September 24

His volume decreased by 3.8 liters
posted by gottabefunky at 8:53 AM on September 24

I hereby demote that guy in Gwar to Flattus Secundplaceicus.
posted by GCU Sweet and Full of Grace at 9:12 AM on September 24 [1 favorite]

this video of the horse kicking a tree and farting on dogs yt lives in my heart next to Fenton

To be clear, it's the same horse.
posted by dobbs at 9:31 AM on September 24 [6 favorites]

Weirder yet, the same fart! He reuses it, on environmental principles.
posted by GenjiandProust at 9:59 AM on September 24 [4 favorites]

note to self: recreate Horse Kicks Tree, Farts on Dogs next dogwalk

lifegoals
posted by ginger.beef at 10:27 AM on September 24 [1 favorite]

They failed to show the little spider hiding in the corner who was responsible for this protracted bark.
posted by waving at 11:43 AM on September 24 [3 favorites]

this video of the horse kicking a tree and farting on dogs

That's not farts, that's the turbo kicking in.
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:48 PM on September 24 [1 favorite]

Dang it, now I have to change my password.
posted by gelfin at 12:50 PM on September 24 [1 favorite]

Corralled Horse Farty Stable?
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:13 PM on September 24

The horse slowed to a walk — the bean-fed horse, as it proved by a thunderous, long, long fart.

‘I beg your pardon,’ said the midshipman in the silence.

‘Oh, that’s all right,’ said Diana coldly. ‘I thought it was the horse.’
posted by the duck by the oboe at 3:26 PM on September 24 [5 favorites]

One of the few times I went horseback, it was amusing to see the horse in front of me lift its tail, open a cavernous hole, and expel gas.
posted by Goofyy at 4:33 PM on September 24 [2 favorites]

I seen his asshole open up!
posted by Greg_Ace at 4:41 PM on September 24 [1 favorite]

I seen his asshole open up!

This is uncomfortably close to some comments i've seen on various gay porn websites. Are you a North Carolina candidate for governor?
posted by hippybear at 4:55 PM on September 24 [1 favorite]

No, and neither am I George Carlin.
posted by Greg_Ace at 5:15 PM on September 24 [1 favorite]

No, and neither am I George Carlin.

That is a peculiar and specific bit of personal information to volunteer without anyone asking.
posted by hippybear at 6:24 PM on September 24 [1 favorite]

It was related to the clip I posted...at least, it was supposed to be. :)
posted by Greg_Ace at 7:29 PM on September 24 [2 favorites]

nobody smoke near sven!

This isn't Sven, but more of a supercut (super cut the cheese, more like) of Horses, Peacefully Farting and Snoring
posted by scruss at 7:39 PM on September 24 [1 favorite]

Okay, this seems like a digression here. But what the hell is it wearing?
posted by brundlefly at 10:10 PM on September 24

He’s wearing a stable blanket. I’m not a horse girl and never was, but afaik stable blankets are like nice bedspreads for horses when they are cozied up in a barn when it’s cold. Usually I think they fasten around the chest so they stay in place, for example while lying down for an epic fart and getting back up again.
posted by Mizu at 11:35 PM on September 24 [2 favorites]

Horses are magnificent and noble creatures!
posted by GenjiandProust at 7:31 AM on September 25 [1 favorite]

something something ignoble gases
posted by ginger.beef at 2:42 PM on September 25 [1 favorite]

molly in her little stall thinks she's better than sven. smh.

I think Molly may be deaf.
posted by halfbuckaroo at 2:59 PM on September 25 [2 favorites]

Well, she's deaf now, yeah ...
posted by Paul Slade at 4:35 AM on September 26 [1 favorite]