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"We've eaten 11,501 snacks spanning 87 categories from 2056 companies in 96 countries. That's 164 major brands and 163 flavors." (previously) (more previously) (even more previously)
Oh great, they make a smoked Gouda cheez-it. Did I need to know this? No. Am I going to try to find them? Yes, reader, I am...
posted by supermedusa at 5:39 PM on January 13 [4 favorites]
posted by supermedusa at 5:39 PM on January 13 [4 favorites]
*Sniff* I miss the Simply Cheetos jalapeño cheese puffs. They were amazing.
posted by mollweide at 5:46 PM on January 13 [1 favorite]
posted by mollweide at 5:46 PM on January 13 [1 favorite]
any website with a list of snacks that rhyme with (Justice Sam) Alito is all right by me
posted by taquito sunrise at 6:04 PM on January 13 [1 favorite]
posted by taquito sunrise at 6:04 PM on January 13 [1 favorite]
"We've eaten and reviewed 11,227 snacks". 2024.
posted by clavdivs at 2:01 AM on September 23, 2024.
Cheetos©, Maui Waui Jeeter™ and Alien: Romulus®.
it has been 102 days since last update with an additional 247 snacks added to the site, that's 2.7 snacks a day.
It's a quadruple post. per section 7, Article 4:
"super secret snack servicing center secures 700 snacks so site considers solely serious solicitations sans secure succulents."
(this message brought to you by Uncle Ray's)
posted by clavdivs at 6:06 PM on January 13
posted by clavdivs at 2:01 AM on September 23, 2024.
Cheetos©, Maui Waui Jeeter™ and Alien: Romulus®.
it has been 102 days since last update with an additional 247 snacks added to the site, that's 2.7 snacks a day.
It's a quadruple post. per section 7, Article 4:
"super secret snack servicing center secures 700 snacks so site considers solely serious solicitations sans secure succulents."
(this message brought to you by Uncle Ray's)
posted by clavdivs at 6:06 PM on January 13
I went looking for Greek oregano-flavored potato chips and was delighted to find them reviewed here. Delicious.
posted by mdonley at 6:07 PM on January 13 [1 favorite]
posted by mdonley at 6:07 PM on January 13 [1 favorite]
Here is an Eater video filmed during the development of Frito-Lay's Chicken and Waffles flavor potato chip, which unfortunately laid an egg.
(Get it? Chicken? Egg?)
posted by Lemkin at 6:17 PM on January 13
(Get it? Chicken? Egg?)
posted by Lemkin at 6:17 PM on January 13
Doritos Spicy Tropical Fusion tastes like vomit, I've been waiting to get that off my chest
totally inedible
posted by ginger.beef at 8:28 PM on January 13 [3 favorites]
totally inedible
posted by ginger.beef at 8:28 PM on January 13 [3 favorites]
I needed this. News about the folks who create the walled-garden internet gets scarier every day. Inject 2000 era internet into my veins. Let it taste like cheetos dust!
posted by es_de_bah at 4:07 AM on January 14 [2 favorites]
posted by es_de_bah at 4:07 AM on January 14 [2 favorites]
Domain Name: TAQUITOS.NET Registry Domain ID: 30714893_DOMAIN_NET-VRSN Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.domain.com Updated Date: 2021-08-05T15:39:49 Creation Date: 2000-07-01T14:54:36This would have been a good addition my Best of the old web post from last month!
posted by autopilot at 7:13 AM on January 14 [1 favorite]
Well I made the mistake of telling my husband and he,s ordered 2 12oz boxes of the smoked Gouda cheezits. They won't arrive for over a week, but I promise to report back once taste testing has been done.
posted by supermedusa at 7:24 AM on January 14 [1 favorite]
posted by supermedusa at 7:24 AM on January 14 [1 favorite]
Doritos Spicy Tropical Fusion tastes like vomit, I've been waiting to get that off my chest
totally inedible
I mean, the inedibleness is right there in the name, methinks!
Kind of like the definitely not-for-consumption "Doritos Cool Ranch Wild Blue Raspberry Scented bath bomb." Yes, you read that correctly.
posted by jeremias at 9:19 AM on January 14 [2 favorites]
totally inedible
I mean, the inedibleness is right there in the name, methinks!
Kind of like the definitely not-for-consumption "Doritos Cool Ranch Wild Blue Raspberry Scented bath bomb." Yes, you read that correctly.
posted by jeremias at 9:19 AM on January 14 [2 favorites]
I mean, the inedibleness is right there in the name, methinks!
fair, totally fair
in my defence they were on sale (priced to clear, for some reason..) and I mixed them in with a bag of Dorito's Bold BBQ, in a ziploc bag for that express purpose.. TMI but I keep a bag of chips for late night snacking in bed, just a handful's worth, plus my dog has grown to expect her portion
the vomit taste of Spicy Tropical Fusion prompted me to toss the works into the garbage, and I don't throw food in the garbage if I can at all help it
if I had nothing better to do I'd search for videos of people describing how bad they are, because surely people do this, because it's a remarkably bad flavour signature. haha you got me, Marketing Geniuses
posted by ginger.beef at 12:45 PM on January 14 [1 favorite]
fair, totally fair
in my defence they were on sale (priced to clear, for some reason..) and I mixed them in with a bag of Dorito's Bold BBQ, in a ziploc bag for that express purpose.. TMI but I keep a bag of chips for late night snacking in bed, just a handful's worth, plus my dog has grown to expect her portion
the vomit taste of Spicy Tropical Fusion prompted me to toss the works into the garbage, and I don't throw food in the garbage if I can at all help it
if I had nothing better to do I'd search for videos of people describing how bad they are, because surely people do this, because it's a remarkably bad flavour signature. haha you got me, Marketing Geniuses
posted by ginger.beef at 12:45 PM on January 14 [1 favorite]
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Besides, a quarter-century of indefatigable snacking must be given its due honors.
posted by Lemkin at 5:08 PM on January 13