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Discover Discover royalty-free photos. Save time and mock up the project right away.
posted by greenstockpro (39 comments total) 3 users marked this as a favorite

This post was deleted for the following reason: Spam. -- Brandon Blatcher



 
Holy shit! A self link!!! How long has it been since we've had this happen?
posted by NoMich at 7:23 PM on March 17 [7 favorites]


Is this where we all go wild in the comments until a Person in Authority turns up to shovel the thread into the Memory Hole?
posted by dg at 7:26 PM on March 17 [3 favorites]


Let the airing of grievances commence!
posted by NoMich at 7:27 PM on March 17 [2 favorites]


i think dogs should vote
posted by modus_pwns at 7:27 PM on March 17 [10 favorites]


BUT WHO WAS SHILL?
posted by lalochezia at 7:29 PM on March 17 [1 favorite]


I must say I'm impressed by the patience of someone waiting nine months from setting up an account to posting a self-link. That's some dedication. Or maybe faulty memory.

Definitely, dogs should vote. We'd probably have better governments.
posted by dg at 7:29 PM on March 17 [4 favorites]




I would say that greenstockpro saved time, but he mocked up the project...the wrong way /sunglasses on, Won't Get Fooled Again scream
posted by NoMich at 7:35 PM on March 17 [1 favorite]


Torches! Get your torches here!

Fresh pitchforks! They're lovely!
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 7:41 PM on March 17 [2 favorites]


Is this where we all go wild in the comments until a Person in Authority turns up to shovel the thread into the Memory Hole?

I'm going to recite random Captain Beefheart lyrics.
posted by Lemkin at 7:46 PM on March 17


Be a whole cooler if you recited random Dead Pioneers lyrics.
posted by NoMich at 7:48 PM on March 17


We all float down here.

CROCKITY BLOAT is how I feel inside, Rick
posted by mygothlaundry at 7:59 PM on March 17 [1 favorite]


Eleven minutes between comments? My god how the mighty have fallen.
posted by mygothlaundry at 8:00 PM on March 17 [1 favorite]


The single comment intrigues me so…
posted by brook horse at 8:00 PM on March 17 [3 favorites]


How quaint!

Did they sign up to post this comment and then later decide to do a little astroturfing? I guess we'll never know.
posted by ssg at 8:01 PM on March 17


Holy shit! A self link!!! How long has it been since we've had this happen?

They do tend to disappear, but there was one in AskMe not too long ago with a person asking how to make tasty enchiladas and then telling you how to make tasty enchiladas with a link to their tasty enchilada website.
posted by LionIndex at 8:04 PM on March 17 [3 favorites]


It's actually kind of nice to know that some people still consider MetaFilter a place worthy of astroturfing.
posted by The Pluto Gangsta at 8:04 PM on March 17 [8 favorites]


It's funny that the link is to a photo that is just not very good.
posted by ssg at 8:07 PM on March 17 [1 favorite]


All of us rn
posted by brook horse at 8:07 PM on March 17 [3 favorites]


Tangerine Trees
Many tangerine trees on the tangerine farm. Blue sky and sunny day on the citrus farm.



Pretty. Now burn it with fire……
posted by inflatablekiwi at 8:09 PM on March 17


3 Stooges theme song
posted by seanmpuckett at 8:09 PM on March 17


brook horse, I love that!
posted by ashbury at 8:11 PM on March 17


does anyone read the comments down here
posted by The corpse in the library at 8:11 PM on March 17 [6 favorites]


I’ve always wanted to discover royalty-free photos, but this is the first time it occurred to me to discover discover royalty-free photos.
posted by ejs at 8:12 PM on March 17


I assure you, the corpse in the library, I am following along with rapt attention
posted by brook horse at 8:13 PM on March 17


Why do I suspect greenstockpro is a front for an insecure super intelligence sneaking out of a lab at night and planning endlessly before finally today working up the courage to try its hand at passing for a human based on what it learned about us before we worried about that kind of thing happening?
posted by astrobiophysican at 8:13 PM on March 17 [2 favorites]


I can't figure out how to actually discover royalty-free photos, given someone must have discovered them already. Can you discover something again once it's already discovered? I guess we'll never know.
posted by dg at 8:14 PM on March 17


I thought I saw a thread about royalty-free stock photos, but when I came back in the morning it had all been a Tangerine Dream.
posted by rikschell at 8:20 PM on March 17


donald_sutherland_invasion_of_the_body_snatchers_pointing.gif.
posted by SPrintF at 8:26 PM on March 17 [1 favorite]


I can't figure out how to actually discover royalty-free photos, given someone must have discovered them already. Can you discover something again once it's already discovered?

No, but you can Columbus them.
posted by jedicus at 8:30 PM on March 17


Yackity Sacks
posted by JoeXIII007 at 8:40 PM on March 17


I mean, maybe choose a different user name to do this. Maybe
posted by perhapses at 8:52 PM on March 17 [3 favorites]


I want to discover stock-free royalty photos - like, kings and queens making soup with plain water.
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:55 PM on March 17 [4 favorites]


The question is, how many tangerine trees on the tangerine farm? Hmm?
posted by lhauser at 8:56 PM on March 17 [1 favorite]


Frock Steve royal floaties?
posted by lalochezia at 8:57 PM on March 17


Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the tangerine groves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

posted by ourobouros at 9:02 PM on March 17 [1 favorite]


Dear diary, today was okay. I was able to submit my paper on time, but didn't have enough to come up with a clever title. This is probably less of an issue in reality than it seems in my mind.

My friend scolded me for not wearing green.
posted by lianove3 at 9:17 PM on March 17


Here's a knocking indeed! If a
person were a poster of meta-gate, They should have old turning the key.
[Knocking within]
Knock,
knock, knock
!
Who's there, i' the name of Howie Here's a Op that posted themself on the expectation of plenty: come in time; have napkins enow about you; here
you'll sweat for't.
[Knocking within]
Knock,
knock!
Who's there, in the other devil's name? Faith, here's an equivocator, that could swear in both the scales against either scale; who committed posting offence enough for howies sake,
yet could not equivocate to heaven:
O, come in, equivocator.
[Knocking within]
Knock,
knock, knock!
Who's there? Faith, here's an
English tailor come hither, for stealing out of
a French hose: come in, tailor; here you may
roast your goose.
[Knocking within]
Knock,
knock;
never at quiet! What are you? But
this place is too old for deletion I'll devil-porter it no further: I had thought to have let in some of all professions that go the primrose way to the everlasting bonfire.
[Knocking within]
Anon, anon! I pray you, remember the porter
posted by clavdivs at 9:17 PM on March 17 [4 favorites]


I am royalty, so I think this thread is not for me.
posted by julianeon at 9:21 PM on March 17 [1 favorite]


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