Random generators of slogans and acronyms

December 5, 2002 2:07 PM

Will Sir be needing a catchy slogan to go with that acronym?
posted by Carlos Quevedo (95 comments total)

"Daddy or Metafilter?"
posted by eyeballkid at 2:11 PM on December 5, 2002

Recently : 9 footer Steve fart Patrick a dick Rajit Scorch


God Bless 'Merica

*brushes tear from cheeck*
posted by zekinskia at 2:11 PM on December 5, 2002

Just One Goatsxe - Give It To Me!
posted by MiguelCardoso at 2:13 PM on December 5, 2002

"Two Hours of Booger in Just Two Calories."

It's true!
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 2:14 PM on December 5, 2002

A couple:

"Come See the Softer Side of Warzawa."

"Kids Will Do Anything for Turdz™"
posted by sklero at 2:15 PM on December 5, 2002

what's in your fuckwit?
posted by johnnyboy at 2:17 PM on December 5, 2002

I Feel Like My Wife Tonight.
Do You, uh, My Wife?
Things Happen After a My Wife.
Get the Door - It's My Wife.
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest My Wife.

So glad she doesn't read the filter.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 2:18 PM on December 5, 2002

"Good Hitler Has Danish Written All Over It."

help...
posted by sklero at 2:19 PM on December 5, 2002

No Metafilter, No Comment
posted by gazingus at 2:19 PM on December 5, 2002

Good Gravy
posted by blue_beetle at 2:32 PM on December 5, 2002

Best. Metafilter. Ever.
posted by Joey Michaels at 2:33 PM on December 5, 2002

Nothing Sucks Like A Metafilter

Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Metafilter

With A Name Like Metafilter, It Has To Be Good

I...can't...stop...

Metafilter is for Kids, Silly Rabbit

*explodes*
posted by grum@work at 2:35 PM on December 5, 2002

Better living through Metafilter!

Thank Metafilter it's Friday! (heeee!)

Metafilter comes to those who wait. (Depends on server load...)
posted by Foosnark at 2:39 PM on December 5, 2002

Men Can't Help Acting On Kottke In A Box.
posted by VulcanMike at 2:41 PM on December 5, 2002

Evil popups on 1st link.
posted by Mid at 2:43 PM on December 5, 2002

"Whenever There's a Snack Gap, Fuckwit Fits."

That's the greatest web thing ever, of all time, until the heat death of the universe for spitting that one out.
posted by mathowie at 2:44 PM on December 5, 2002

I'm wondering if this is the same Kevan behind the brains? (1 pop-up waiting). His whole site is full of interesting stuff...
posted by whatzit at 2:45 PM on December 5, 2002

"If You Like A Lot Of Miguelcardoso On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club."

Ewww.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:08 PM on December 5, 2002

Smart. Beautiful. Metafilter.

ha!
posted by clockwork at 3:18 PM on December 5, 2002

"Choosy Moms Choose Oissubke."
posted by oissubke at 3:22 PM on December 5, 2002

that _so_ rules.

thanks for the links.
posted by xmutex at 3:27 PM on December 5, 2002

"A Finger of Kokogiak is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat."

Eeew.
posted by kokogiak at 3:27 PM on December 5, 2002

"Feel the Kafkaesque"

Well, I can get behind that.
posted by Kafkaesque at 3:31 PM on December 5, 2002

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Dazed_one.

Beautiful. Just beautiful.
posted by dazed_one at 3:32 PM on December 5, 2002

"It Could Be Soylent Green."
posted by mnology at 3:32 PM on December 5, 2002

Get the Door - It's MiguelCardoso.


Ahhhhh!
posted by Steve_at_Linnwood at 3:34 PM on December 5, 2002

Matt Haughey—Austrailian for beer.
Mathowie prevents that sinking feeling.
It’s not TV. It’s hama7.
Because y2karl can’t drive. (guh?)
Thank MiguelCardoso it’s Friday.
posted by hippugeek at 3:48 PM on December 5, 2002

Any Time, Any Place, Grabbingsand.
The Grabbingsand That Likes To Say Yes.
Make It A Grabbingsand Night.

hmm. bit of a theme there.
posted by grabbingsand at 3:56 PM on December 5, 2002

Say It With Fall Of The Roman Empire.
America's Most Trusted Fall Of The Roman Empire.
Little. Yellow. Different. Fall Of The Roman Empire.
Ribbed For Her Fall Of The Roman Empire.
Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Fall Of The Roman Empire.

And so on.
posted by cortex at 3:57 PM on December 5, 2002

"You're never alone with a fuckwit."

The surrealist site has some other interesting features as well!

"Australians Wouldn't Give A Huppugeek For Anything Else."
posted by hama7 at 3:58 PM on December 5, 2002

Double the Pleasure, Double the Blatant Disregard For The Patent Office's Authority.
Don't You Just Love Being In Blatant Disregard For The Patent Office's Authority?
Blatant Disregard For The Patent Office's Authority-Lickin' Good.
Leave the Blatant Disregard For The Patent Office's Authority to Us.
It's Not TV. It's Blatant Disregard For The Patent Office's Authority.

Oh man!
posted by cortex at 4:05 PM on December 5, 2002

You Can Do It When You PancakeOverlord It.

So damn true.
posted by Pancake Overlord at 4:17 PM on December 5, 2002

If you've got the time, we've got the shuggoth.

I could stay here for weeks. WEEKS.
posted by Joey Michaels at 4:19 PM on December 5, 2002

Happiness is a Cigar Called Fishfucker.

it's true.

But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Fishfucker.

dirty words entertain non-stop.

and of course, the one we all knew was coming:

Nothing Sucks Like A Fishfucker.

anyhow, i'm ashamed that i can be entertained by this pap.

but not too much.

posted by fishfucker at 4:20 PM on December 5, 2002

Make fun of Metatalk.

Well, if you insist.

Don’t get mad, get Metatalk.

Wouldn’t you rather be beating a dead horse?
It’s Shake-‘n’-Beating a Dead Horse, and I helped.
Get the door—it’s beating a dead horse.
Nothing acts faster than beating a dead horse.

Pardon me, do you have any grey Metafilter thongs?
You’re never alone with a Metafilter thong.

Sweet as the moment deleted thread went “Pop.”
Mama Mia! That’sa one spicy deleted thread!

There’s first love, and there’s doublepost love.

And my favorite: Metatalk: Wait til we get our guidelines on you.
posted by hippugeek at 4:32 PM on December 5, 2002

I wish to report that pancakes is eminently sloganizable.
posted by chipr at 4:34 PM on December 5, 2002

Lets start a club: M.A.A.S.U : Midwest Asian American Strom Thurman Union
posted by elwoodwiles at 4:37 PM on December 5, 2002

And I like this slogan: Don't Leave Home Without Drunken Whores.
posted by elwoodwiles at 4:39 PM on December 5, 2002

Far From the Pancakeoverlording Crowd
posted by Pancake Overlord at 4:48 PM on December 5, 2002

"The right assclown at the right time."

Indeed.
posted by homunculus at 5:01 PM on December 5, 2002

I'm Only Here For The Intergalactic Cyborg Space-Demon Tentacle Rape
Aren't we all...
posted by phong3d at 5:02 PM on December 5, 2002

Fresh - The Freshmaker!
posted by Homeskillet Freshy Fresh at 5:06 PM on December 5, 2002

I'm not Just the Cockeyed Absurdist, I'm a Member.

That goes beyond sloganeering into abstract comic genius...
posted by jonmc at 5:08 PM on December 5, 2002

There's no Wrong Way to Eat an Asian.
posted by Stan Chin at 5:13 PM on December 5, 2002

Old Ones

> Do you eat the Old Ones last?

Rolls helplessly on floor spewing coffee through nose. (And I wasn't even drinking coffee...)
posted by jfuller at 5:14 PM on December 5, 2002

Try Jonmc, You'll Like It.

Ya hear that, ladies...?!
posted by jonmc at 5:21 PM on December 5, 2002

Because Pussy is Complicated Enough.

Word. [/insensitive high school humor]
posted by Stan Chin at 5:21 PM on December 5, 2002

A Finger of Jonmc is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.

That's just scary...
posted by jonmc at 5:24 PM on December 5, 2002

Unzip a Jonmc.

Now you're talkin' sense...
posted by jonmc at 5:26 PM on December 5, 2002

I Like the Urethra in You.
Recommended By Dr. Urethra.
The Urethra Sign Means Happy Motoring.
Don't Say Brown, Say "Urethra".
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Urethra.
Urethra - The Appetizer!
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Urethra.

posted by swift at 5:27 PM on December 5, 2002

Let Your O Canada! Our Home And Native Land! True Patriot Love In All Thy Sons Command. With Glowing Hearts We See Thee Rise, The True North Strong And Free! From Far And Wide, O Canada, We Stand On Guard For Thee. God Keep Our Land Glorious And Free! O Canada, We Stand On Guard For Thee. O Canada, We Stand On Guard For Thee Do The Walking.
posted by swift at 5:32 PM on December 5, 2002

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for MetaTalk.
posted by planetkyoto at 5:37 PM on December 5, 2002

Tastes great, less Nazis

The Nazis of a new generation

You've got questions, we've got Nazis

Get the door, it's Nazis

The world's local Nazis

Wouldn't you rather be Nazis

Wow, I must sound like a WWII obsessed, uh.. Nazi. But it works so well...
posted by Stauf at 5:55 PM on December 5, 2002

Obey Your inpHilltr8r.
posted by inpHilltr8r at 5:59 PM on December 5, 2002

The Hilatron with the Less Fattening Centres
Great, now diet addicts are gonna be chasing me around like that Snackwell's guy...
posted by hilatron at 6:06 PM on December 5, 2002

for the man--
"Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Carlos Quevedo"
and--
"If you want to get ahead, get a Gay"
(thanks Carlos)
posted by G_Ask at 6:09 PM on December 5, 2002

The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your 3 Inch Meat Machine.
posted by four panels at 6:33 PM on December 5, 2002

Time to make the crack!

It takes a tough man to make a tender newt.

Yay, Carlos!
posted by marmot at 6:40 PM on December 5, 2002

Now, here's something that was clearly looking for a good slogan.

Kids will do anything for a war on Iraq.
The coolest war on Iraq on ice.
Ain’t no party like a war on Iraq party.
War on Iraq saves your soul.
I’d like to buy the world a war on Iraq.
Put a war on Iraq in your tank.
Get the war on Iraq habit.
Men can’t help acting on war on Iraq.
It’s a new war on Iraq every day.
War on Iraq—the appetizer!
With a name like war on Iraq, it has to be good.

And further proof of the failure of "don't ask, don't tell":
Life's Pretty Straight Without The United States Military.
posted by hippugeek at 6:41 PM on December 5, 2002

What Can Eddydamascene Do For You?
You Like Eddydamascene. Eddydamascene Likes You.
You Need An Eddydamascene.
Reach Out and Touch Eddydamascene.
Feel the Eddydamascene.
Fall Into The Eddydamascene.

Top Breeders Recommend Eddydamascene.
posted by eddydamascene at 6:43 PM on December 5, 2002

This is not your father's Ufez.
Where Ufez is a pleasure.
You deserve an Ufez today.

I couldn't agree more.
posted by Ufez Jones at 7:02 PM on December 5, 2002

Couldn't resist:

"It's Shake 'n' Fold_and_mutilate, and I Helped."
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:26 PM on December 5, 2002

Happiness is Pony-Shaped.
posted by hippugeek at 7:37 PM on December 5, 2002

Choosy Mothers Choose Abortion.

It's an Abortion Adventure.

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Abortion from the Oven.

Top Breeders Recommend Abortion.

So Easy, No Wonder Abortion is #1.

Sweet as the Moment When the Abortion Went "Pop"

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Abortion.

The Abortion Of A New Generation.

Abortion Prevents That Sinking Feeling.
posted by Silune at 7:46 PM on December 5, 2002

The Grandma's Surprise With The Hole.
posted by Fezboy! at 7:47 PM on December 5, 2002

Sometimes You Feel Like a Doublepostguy, Sometimes You Don't.
We'll Leave The Doublepostguy On For You.
Tell Them About The Doublepostguy, Mummy.
Oh man the thread cracked me up.
posted by riffola at 7:54 PM on December 5, 2002

Come See the Softer Side of Motherfucker.
Put A Motherfucker In Your Tank.
Gives A Meal Motherfucker-Appeal.
Say It With Motherfucker.
The Motherfucker Goes Straight to your Head.

Indeed it does.
posted by kindall at 8:39 PM on December 5, 2002

every epersonae helps. (well, I do try.)

and it seems to go well with:
AEP: Associate Epersonae Professional.
posted by epersonae at 8:59 PM on December 5, 2002

Big Chocolate Kirkaracha.
Happiness is Kirkaracha-shaped.
Kirkaracha just feels better.

Just for the Taste of Blowjob.
Making Blowjob Taste Better.
The Curiously Strong Blowjob.

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Butt?
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Butt.
Gives A Meal Butt-Appeal.
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Butt.
posted by kirkaracha at 9:04 PM on December 5, 2002

Baby, It's What's For Dinner.
Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Baby.
Kills All Known Babies - Dead.
Taste The Baby
Oh Hungry? Oh Baby.
How Do You Eat Your Baby?
Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Baby.
Have You Forgotten How Good Baby Tastes.
I Feel Like Baby Tonight.
There's No Wrong Way To Eat A Baby.
More Baby Please.
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Baby.
Made In Scotland From Baby.
posted by Stauf at 9:11 PM on December 5, 2002 [1 favorite]

Silune and Stauf, you are both going straight to hell. I love it.
posted by hippugeek at 9:14 PM on December 5, 2002

It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Lynsey. Word.
posted by Lynsey at 9:24 PM on December 5, 2002

Because Alex_reno Can't Drive.

True enough.

Make Fun of Alex_reno.

Hey!

There's Always Room For Alex_reno.

One would hope.

Super Alex_reno is Almost Here.

Ok, now I'm worried...
posted by alex_reno at 9:58 PM on December 5, 2002

See The Softer Side Of Vidiot

I'm not objecting...
posted by Vidiot at 10:08 PM on December 5, 2002

Smart. Beautiful. Fucking A Stranger In The Ass.
Tense, Nervous, Fucking A Stranger In The Ass?
Reach for the Fucking A Stranger In The Ass.
The Best Fucking A Stranger In The Ass A Man Can Get.

See The Big Lebowski. I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
posted by plemeljr at 10:48 PM on December 5, 2002

When you get tired of this, check out
Maxx Klaxon's Slogantron 4000.

Reject Violent Radio Power!

Expose Burning Electro Rhythmics!

Devour Damaged Bass Panic!

Annihilate Bittersweet Robo Waves!

etc.
posted by Artifice_Eternity at 11:28 PM on December 5, 2002

resist uniform audio tracks!

Now there's a cause I could get behind.
posted by hippugeek at 12:32 AM on December 6, 2002

Those advertising slogans all look like they come from British TV ads.
posted by salmacis at 1:00 AM on December 6, 2002

There's no wrong way to eat a Brittney. (!)
It takes a tough man to make a tender Brittney. (!!)
Can't do it in real life? Do it on a Brittney.(!!!)
posted by brittney at 1:31 AM on December 6, 2002

Do the faustessa.
posted by faustessa at 1:41 AM on December 6, 2002

"Top Breeders Recommend Abortion" is quite sublime.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 4:20 AM on December 6, 2002

I don't think so, Samalcis. I think it's a mix of UK, US and maybe Australian. I'm guessing though.
posted by Summer at 4:21 AM on December 6, 2002

Poppin' Fresh Dick Cheney's Secret Lair. / Come One, Come All To Dick Cheney's Secret Lair. / So Easy, No Wonder Dick Cheney's Secret Lair is #1. / Dick Cheney's Secret Lair Really Satisfies. / Nobody Does It Like Dick Cheney's Secret Lair.

There is definitely a theme here...
posted by thewittyname at 5:55 AM on December 6, 2002

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Walrus.
posted by walrus at 6:08 AM on December 6, 2002

Ring around the putzface gets wash clean.
posted by putzface_dickman at 6:13 AM on December 6, 2002

For the rock in me . . .

"AUMPS: Apollo Up Marga Pracaraka Samgha"
"Make Apollo Up Yours"

For the me in me . . .

"It Needn't Be Hell With Mikrophon."
"BM: Basal Mikrophon"

I guess I get some work done later . . .

and it's not as though we don't all already know about this . . .
posted by mikrophon at 6:30 AM on December 6, 2002

Things Go Better with Fredosan.

If they say so.
posted by fredosan at 8:35 AM on December 6, 2002

There's first love, and there's tolkhan love.
posted by tolkhan at 9:28 AM on December 6, 2002

I've just thought of a new game. Name the products that go with the slogans.
posted by Summer at 9:31 AM on December 6, 2002

Ribbed for Her Blogging
Because I’m Worth Blogging
The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Blogging
Monsieur, with this blogging you are really spoiling us
posted by hippugeek at 11:51 AM on December 6, 2002

wow. you guys broke it.

(they pulled it due to high bandwidth).
posted by fishfucker at 12:44 PM on December 6, 2002

*shuffles away despondently*
posted by hippugeek at 1:45 PM on December 6, 2002

*Runs off to patent the Self Contained Underwater Blowjob Apparatus...*
posted by Sonny Jim at 9:32 PM on December 6, 2002

It's back up, now.
posted by Kevan at 12:49 AM on December 9, 2002

Feel The y2karl
There Ain't No Party Like A Y2karl Party.
Hope It's Y2karl, It's Y2karl, We Hope It's Y2karl...
You Can Do It When You Y2karl It.


Hey, how'd I miss this?
It's true that I've never driven though...
posted by y2karl at 10:58 AM on January 2, 2003