Budget Orgy Calculator
December 9, 2002 9:07 PM Subscribe
Budget Orgy Calculator - tis the season for festivities, but all those galas can be a bit hard on the wallet. This handy party planner helps you to calculate your costs in advance and keeps you from forgetting important details.
I want to know what the Market Price is for the virgins. I bought everything and it came to 9955.01. Just put it on my mastercard.
posted by MaddCutty at 9:54 PM on December 9, 2002
posted by MaddCutty at 9:54 PM on December 9, 2002
hehehe ... the picture alone would make that page worthwhile, but the idea of an orgy happening in a TGI Fridays' in Moonachie, NJ -- great stuff. Reminds me of an Onion article from a while back.
posted by condour75 at 9:55 PM on December 9, 2002
posted by condour75 at 9:55 PM on December 9, 2002
Jesus. Seems like I get invited to all the low-rent orgies. I haven't know what I've been missing!
posted by RJ Reynolds at 9:56 PM on December 9, 2002
posted by RJ Reynolds at 9:56 PM on December 9, 2002
Oh, and btw: "The value of a virgins Kesuvah according to the accepted Ashkenazi custom, varies between $12,987.00 and $13,782.00." (source)
(please also see: Exodus 22:16-17)
posted by RJ Reynolds at 10:02 PM on December 9, 2002
(please also see: Exodus 22:16-17)
posted by RJ Reynolds at 10:02 PM on December 9, 2002
Four molasses-slathered toy poodles sets you back $2,100.00? Damn.
posted by Nothing at 12:18 AM on December 10, 2002
posted by Nothing at 12:18 AM on December 10, 2002
*dancing for joy here, madamjujujive!*
posted by MiguelCardoso at 7:22 AM on December 10, 2002
posted by MiguelCardoso at 7:22 AM on December 10, 2002
Wow. My orgies are so much less :::creative::: than this.
posted by Fabulon7 at 6:24 PM on December 10, 2002
posted by Fabulon7 at 6:24 PM on December 10, 2002
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Virgin deaf-mute gospel choir . . . $510.00/day
Large slotted wooden spoons . . . $109.00
Roman style orgy at the Brookfield, Wisconsin Kiwanis Club Ballroom . . . priceless
posted by donovan at 9:12 PM on December 9, 2002