road map to peace

April 30, 2003 11:07 PM

road map to peace lets see. one side appears to be off on the right foot ... despite efforts to derail the process ... the other side ... well ... they have yet to "accept" the roadmap.
posted by specialk420 (2 comments total)

Hmm... the only strong wording i found in there basically says that Palestine becomes a police state (with lots of settlements left in it) and Israel is obliged to help them become said police state in any way possible. At first I thought it was a bit one-sided, then I realised the administration it came from. Ah well, not like either side is going to stick to any agreement for too long anyway.

We should streamline the peace process a bit to remove all the insincere crap and delays:

US: no violence k?
Israel: k.
Palestine: k
I: no suicide dudes either.
P: k, but no tanks & army dudes.
I: k.
US: we cool?
P: (mumble)
I: (mumble)
*resume hostilities*
posted by fnord_prefect at 2:08 AM on May 1, 2003

Here's to the future.
posted by inpHilltr8r at 2:06 PM on May 1, 2003