Flag-O-Rama
May 16, 2003 9:37 AM Subscribe
Flag-O-Rama. If you don't own this stuff, you're probably a terrorist. (Warning: GeoCities)
They forgot the "Proud Patriot" Penis Pump, "Liberty Bell Dong" Dildo, and "Fleshlight of the Free."
posted by scarabic at 11:08 AM on May 16, 2003
posted by scarabic at 11:08 AM on May 16, 2003
Now those are some All American items that can really get me to stand up at attention, Scarabic!
posted by ursus_comiter at 11:29 AM on May 16, 2003
posted by ursus_comiter at 11:29 AM on May 16, 2003
Holy crap, I almost missed this one. GREAT link, xmutex...
posted by mathis23 at 1:46 PM on May 16, 2003
posted by mathis23 at 1:46 PM on May 16, 2003
so ever since 911 the area pizza boxes have come with "God Bless America" on them...i'd prefer ones that said "God Bless this Pizza".
posted by NGnerd at 2:13 PM on May 16, 2003
posted by NGnerd at 2:13 PM on May 16, 2003
...not to mention the "Red White Lube," the "Balled Eagle" cock-ring, the "Cherry Tree" strap-on, and the "Mount Vernon" male sex doll.
posted by scarabic at 2:13 PM on May 16, 2003
posted by scarabic at 2:13 PM on May 16, 2003
Did anyone else notice the coffee maker is a Cuisinart - from France! Patriot indeed!
posted by majikwah at 8:46 AM on May 17, 2003
posted by majikwah at 8:46 AM on May 17, 2003
And they "reserve the right to refuse service to brown people and/or non-Christians."
Can't have them heathens desecrating the flag.
posted by Wet Spot at 11:25 AM on May 17, 2003
Can't have them heathens desecrating the flag.
posted by Wet Spot at 11:25 AM on May 17, 2003
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