hobbits and wizards and orcs, oh my!
January 4, 2004 4:23 PM Subscribe
The Encyclopedia of Arda A reference guide to Tolkien-can't tell an orc from a Uruk-hai? Stumped at what the three kinds of hobbits are? This website has the answers. Nicely laid out site, too.
The discussion of whether Balrogs have wings goes on for pages.
posted by eddydamascene at 4:46 PM on January 4, 2004
posted by eddydamascene at 4:46 PM on January 4, 2004
Another good site is the red book of westmarch.
Then again, it's not like there is any lack of Tolkien info on the web,
pretty much why it was invented, right? (unless you count the porn)
posted by milovoo at 5:01 PM on January 4, 2004
Then again, it's not like there is any lack of Tolkien info on the web,
pretty much why it was invented, right? (unless you count the porn)
posted by milovoo at 5:01 PM on January 4, 2004
Tolkien. Porn. Thanks to the Internet, together at last.
posted by Nelson at 5:27 PM on January 4, 2004
posted by Nelson at 5:27 PM on January 4, 2004
Oh yes. I had forgotten about the "secret diaries of ..." humor.
Those are quite funny.
Day Eight:
Off to Mordor. Other members of Fellowship v. dodgy if you ask me. Especially Boromir.
"Teaching Merry and Pippin how to sword-fight", my Aunt Lobelia.
Obviously pervy hobbit-fancier who likes to roll around with small men in shorts.
Day Nine:
Aragorn just as pervy as Boromir. Obviously fancies Mr. Frodo. Will kill him if he tries anything.
The "will kill him if he tries anything" phrase was a favorite in all our corporate emails for a long time.
posted by milovoo at 5:55 PM on January 4, 2004
Those are quite funny.
Day Eight:
Off to Mordor. Other members of Fellowship v. dodgy if you ask me. Especially Boromir.
"Teaching Merry and Pippin how to sword-fight", my Aunt Lobelia.
Obviously pervy hobbit-fancier who likes to roll around with small men in shorts.
Day Nine:
Aragorn just as pervy as Boromir. Obviously fancies Mr. Frodo. Will kill him if he tries anything.
The "will kill him if he tries anything" phrase was a favorite in all our corporate emails for a long time.
posted by milovoo at 5:55 PM on January 4, 2004
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