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June 3, 2004 12:12 PM Subscribe
Hardest. Flash. Game. Ever.
If you liked that, you'll LOVE Space Taxi. For the C=64, of course.
posted by shepd at 12:51 PM on June 3, 2004
posted by shepd at 12:51 PM on June 3, 2004
Space Taxi 2
i remember that bouncing silver ball from the C-64 version, but it still makes no sense at all to me
posted by mrgrimm at 12:58 PM on June 3, 2004
i remember that bouncing silver ball from the C-64 version, but it still makes no sense at all to me
posted by mrgrimm at 12:58 PM on June 3, 2004
I can totally beat 93 seconds. Just give me ... the rest of the afternoon.
The spinning whirligig thingies are giving me fits.
posted by Succa at 1:19 PM on June 3, 2004
The spinning whirligig thingies are giving me fits.
posted by Succa at 1:19 PM on June 3, 2004
weird. after Rest Zone 2, i get a message claiming i'm going the wrong way and then it's over. no electrocution, though.
i guess i'll try another tack. that error seems bogus.
posted by mrgrimm at 1:20 PM on June 3, 2004
i guess i'll try another tack. that error seems bogus.
posted by mrgrimm at 1:20 PM on June 3, 2004
<50's "billy is in trouble" voice>
rocketman, are you on a 486?
</50's "billy is in trouble" voice>
posted by psychotic_venom at 1:29 PM on June 3, 2004
rocketman, are you on a 486?
</50's "billy is in trouble" voice>
posted by psychotic_venom at 1:29 PM on June 3, 2004
79 seconds!
This is probably one of those flash games where having a sluggish computer actually helps.
posted by ikalliom at 1:35 PM on June 3, 2004
This is probably one of those flash games where having a sluggish computer actually helps.
posted by ikalliom at 1:35 PM on June 3, 2004
I got 57 seconds too. It's well put together.
As far as any hints that may or may not be hiding there in plain sight, we need a translator. Because I refuse to learn any of them furren languages. (U-S-A! U-S-A!)
posted by chicobangs at 3:23 PM on June 3, 2004
As far as any hints that may or may not be hiding there in plain sight, we need a translator. Because I refuse to learn any of them furren languages. (U-S-A! U-S-A!)
posted by chicobangs at 3:23 PM on June 3, 2004
40 seconds. Everything is timed out precisely, and do rest in rest areas.
posted by TacoConsumer at 3:29 PM on June 3, 2004
posted by TacoConsumer at 3:29 PM on June 3, 2004
53 seconds, on something like my 10000th try. I can practically smell the burnt hair.
posted by coelecanth at 3:38 PM on June 3, 2004
posted by coelecanth at 3:38 PM on June 3, 2004
too hard--here's an easier one-gold miner--for wimps like me : >
posted by amberglow at 3:38 PM on June 3, 2004
posted by amberglow at 3:38 PM on June 3, 2004
weird. after Rest Zone 2, i get a message claiming i'm going the wrong way and then it's over. no electrocution, though.
i guess i'll try another tack. that error seems bogus.
If you pull down real fast right at the start you can just kinda 'pop' into the second rest area right away. Moving from there at all gives you that error though. Maybe you need to hit the first rest area longer.
posted by Pockets at 3:45 PM on June 3, 2004
i guess i'll try another tack. that error seems bogus.
If you pull down real fast right at the start you can just kinda 'pop' into the second rest area right away. Moving from there at all gives you that error though. Maybe you need to hit the first rest area longer.
posted by Pockets at 3:45 PM on June 3, 2004
It serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway!
posted by CunningLinguist at 4:08 PM on June 3, 2004
posted by CunningLinguist at 4:08 PM on June 3, 2004
I got to 41 and 42 seconds eventually. I began thinking of that "Start" sign as a sort of disposable-astronaut dispenser.
posted by coelecanth at 4:18 PM on June 3, 2004
posted by coelecanth at 4:18 PM on June 3, 2004
space taxi was an awesome game.
this one, I didn't like as much.
posted by Busithoth at 4:34 PM on June 3, 2004
this one, I didn't like as much.
posted by Busithoth at 4:34 PM on June 3, 2004
That game isn't that hard...
It might be that I've just spent too long playing Kuru Kuru Kururin on the Game Boy Advance, though. Looks like the game only got a Jap/EU release, missing out you 'merkins for some reason... odd.
posted by reklaw at 4:41 PM on June 3, 2004
It might be that I've just spent too long playing Kuru Kuru Kururin on the Game Boy Advance, though. Looks like the game only got a Jap/EU release, missing out you 'merkins for some reason... odd.
posted by reklaw at 4:41 PM on June 3, 2004
I got 40 seconds and I still see where someone could shaved off 2-5 seconds.
posted by Hypharse at 5:14 PM on June 3, 2004
posted by Hypharse at 5:14 PM on June 3, 2004
missing out you 'merkins for some reason... odd.
America often misses out on quirky games. For example, Vib Ribbon, and Mojib Ribbon. At least GBA carts don't have country protection.
(whereas Japan rarely gets games from outside Japan, and Europeans have to suffer with low quality PAL conversions, and toned down violence, so no region gets it all)
posted by inpHilltr8r at 5:50 PM on June 3, 2004
America often misses out on quirky games. For example, Vib Ribbon, and Mojib Ribbon. At least GBA carts don't have country protection.
(whereas Japan rarely gets games from outside Japan, and Europeans have to suffer with low quality PAL conversions, and toned down violence, so no region gets it all)
posted by inpHilltr8r at 5:50 PM on June 3, 2004
It's not as fun as CURSOR LOVE BUNNY.
make sure you turn the sound up good and loud when you play it.
posted by chrisege at 8:28 PM on June 3, 2004
make sure you turn the sound up good and loud when you play it.
posted by chrisege at 8:28 PM on June 3, 2004
Note that the file is called finaleasy0110.swf, don't want to think what finaldifficult must be like...
posted by blogenstock at 6:01 AM on June 4, 2004
posted by blogenstock at 6:01 AM on June 4, 2004
This is exactly like The Irritating Maze, one of my favorite arcade games.
posted by waxpancake at 10:14 AM on June 4, 2004
posted by waxpancake at 10:14 AM on June 4, 2004
i got 58 seconds on my first go.
can't be bothered trying again.
posted by knapah at 12:18 PM on June 4, 2004
can't be bothered trying again.
posted by knapah at 12:18 PM on June 4, 2004
Must. Resist. Urge. To. Strangle. Idiots. Who. Rely. On. Stupid. Old. Joke. Misusing. Capitialization. And. Punctuation.
posted by KirkJobSluder at 5:14 PM on June 4, 2004
posted by KirkJobSluder at 5:14 PM on June 4, 2004
but how did the little red man get inside the maze?!?
posted by Dillonlikescookies at 2:35 AM on June 5, 2004
posted by Dillonlikescookies at 2:35 AM on June 5, 2004
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