a blast from the past
December 28, 2004 1:32 PM Subscribe
Miss Abigail's Time Warp "old advice for contemporary dilemmas"...
"Some young people have found the sexual excitement of petting so tempting that they have become absolutely irresponsible and play at petting as a game ~ a game to be played with any partner available."
My giddy aunt!
Good work konolia.
posted by apocalypse miaow at 3:45 PM on December 28, 2004
My giddy aunt!
Good work konolia.
posted by apocalypse miaow at 3:45 PM on December 28, 2004
This is adorable! And some of the advice really is timeless. If only Cosmo, Glamour, and Elle would reprint some of this instead of their usual insipid trash. Thanks, konolia!
posted by Asparagirl at 5:22 PM on December 28, 2004
posted by Asparagirl at 5:22 PM on December 28, 2004
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smells like spring all year 'round ...
is prudent, but not prudish ...
smokes at home, drinks nowhere ...
improves on nature, but in moderation ...
appreciates football without looking as if she could play it ...
laughs, but not too loudly ...
doesn't knock the rock, but admits there's room for Bach ...
would rather bite her tongue than her nails ...
has opinions, but doesn't think they're the only ones ...
doesn't call him on the phone for no good reason ...
doesn't go to the beach dressed in a pocket hankie ...
Bwahahahaha...classic. (Me, I'm looking for a football-playin' kind of gal.) Thanks, konolia.
posted by ChrisTN at 3:26 PM on December 28, 2004