A Date with Nir-The Psychic Poet
February 1, 2005 9:50 AM Subscribe
wow, he says travel is at his own expense. i'm tempted to bid just to see if he actually comes all the way to new orleans. i don't know what i'd do with him once he got here, though.
posted by Igor XA at 9:59 AM on February 1, 2005
posted by Igor XA at 9:59 AM on February 1, 2005
And this guy's going to ship himself for free from Israel? I'm almost tempted to bid on this myself. (Not that I need the date..)
posted by daHIFI at 10:01 AM on February 1, 2005
posted by daHIFI at 10:01 AM on February 1, 2005
My friend sent it to me through AIM and far as I know he didn't set it up cavalier.
posted by philcliff at 10:05 AM on February 1, 2005
posted by philcliff at 10:05 AM on February 1, 2005
And this guy's going to ship himself for free from Israel?
Well, since he's psychic he knew his destination well ahead of time and was able to get cheap tickets.
posted by bitmage at 10:08 AM on February 1, 2005
Well, since he's psychic he knew his destination well ahead of time and was able to get cheap tickets.
posted by bitmage at 10:08 AM on February 1, 2005
And this guy's going to ship himself for free from Israel
There could be problems with that.
posted by MiHail at 10:09 AM on February 1, 2005
There could be problems with that.
posted by MiHail at 10:09 AM on February 1, 2005
(starts digging through old postcards, who knew there was such a market!)
posted by 6:1 at 10:12 AM on February 1, 2005
posted by 6:1 at 10:12 AM on February 1, 2005
Hmmm, he's gotten some negative feedback.
For his buying, not his poetry.
posted by tommasz at 10:12 AM on February 1, 2005
For his buying, not his poetry.
posted by tommasz at 10:12 AM on February 1, 2005
An Israeli psychic poet? What, does he do sonnets about spoon bending?
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 10:17 AM on February 1, 2005
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 10:17 AM on February 1, 2005
Hmmm, he's gotten some negative feedback.
For his buying, not his poetry.
If there were justice, it would be for both. If he's psychic, couldn't he channel someone good, like Shakespeare, and take credit for it?
EBay will delete this auction in 5...4...3...2...
posted by MiHail at 10:17 AM on February 1, 2005
For his buying, not his poetry.
If there were justice, it would be for both. If he's psychic, couldn't he channel someone good, like Shakespeare, and take credit for it?
EBay will delete this auction in 5...4...3...2...
posted by MiHail at 10:17 AM on February 1, 2005
An impatient Israeli psychic poet? With a nice little cheesy flava-sava baby 'stache? And the pirate shirt is classy and sexy ($14.50 in the International Male catalog I bet).
Damn, I smell a new Fox series.
posted by fenriq at 10:21 AM on February 1, 2005
Damn, I smell a new Fox series.
posted by fenriq at 10:21 AM on February 1, 2005
He misspelled "psychotic", as in "psychotic poet".
posted by Reverend Mykeru at 10:31 AM on February 1, 2005
posted by Reverend Mykeru at 10:31 AM on February 1, 2005
This may be a leap of logic but since he seems SO fascinated by postcards...are we at all sure that the pic he displays is not just another postcard and THAT is what will arrive, at his own expense with a rose and his autographed book? I mean, I can't imagine WHY that pic would be a postcard but it takes all kinds to make a whirled.
posted by Griffins_posse at 10:32 AM on February 1, 2005
posted by Griffins_posse at 10:32 AM on February 1, 2005
[Everyone hum along now, you know the words...]
I've got a date with a post-card...
posted by Griffins_posse at 10:35 AM on February 1, 2005
I've got a date with a post-card...
posted by Griffins_posse at 10:35 AM on February 1, 2005
watering the flower in my tox,
making it blosome,
leaving your kiss on my face,
making me more handsome.
posted by danOstuporStar at 10:37 AM on February 1, 2005
making it blosome,
leaving your kiss on my face,
making me more handsome.
posted by danOstuporStar at 10:37 AM on February 1, 2005
I promise not to take things fast,
I don't want to cause your heart to blast.
I'm gonna steal that.
posted by jefbla at 10:37 AM on February 1, 2005
I don't want to cause your heart to blast.
I'm gonna steal that.
posted by jefbla at 10:37 AM on February 1, 2005
"what I should expect for our first date."
Surely he would know if he was any good as a psychic.
posted by milkwood at 10:37 AM on February 1, 2005
Surely he would know if he was any good as a psychic.
posted by milkwood at 10:37 AM on February 1, 2005
Don't want to be alone on Valentines Day?
Right, add insult to injury..
posted by c13 at 10:55 AM on February 1, 2005
Right, add insult to injury..
posted by c13 at 10:55 AM on February 1, 2005
I was disappointed by the photo.
No matter how closely I looked I was unable to find an unexpected reflection of an antique kettle.
posted by devbrain at 12:00 PM on February 1, 2005
No matter how closely I looked I was unable to find an unexpected reflection of an antique kettle.
posted by devbrain at 12:00 PM on February 1, 2005
Romantic evening that I want to end on your porch
It's good that he has low expectations.
You'll close my eyes,
saying you prevented the sun to rise,
water the flower in my tox,
make it blosome,
leave your kiss on my face,
making me more handsome
I was going to fool around with this and make it funnier...but really it is funny enough as is.
Tox? blosome? handsome?
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 12:07 PM on February 1, 2005
It's good that he has low expectations.
You'll close my eyes,
saying you prevented the sun to rise,
water the flower in my tox,
make it blosome,
leave your kiss on my face,
making me more handsome
I was going to fool around with this and make it funnier...but really it is funny enough as is.
Tox? blosome? handsome?
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 12:07 PM on February 1, 2005
I've said it before, and I'll say it again - there are worse things than being alone.
posted by orange swan at 12:43 PM on February 1, 2005
posted by orange swan at 12:43 PM on February 1, 2005
devbrain gets a belly laugh from me... fortunately I'd already swallowed the last of my lunch!
I'm working Valentine's night, doing caricatures. Not a bad way to meet lonely women! :)
posted by zoogleplex at 12:52 PM on February 1, 2005
I'm working Valentine's night, doing caricatures. Not a bad way to meet lonely women! :)
posted by zoogleplex at 12:52 PM on February 1, 2005
I too am a psychic poet, and make this prediction:
His chances for a date
Are not that great.
posted by adamrice at 1:25 PM on February 1, 2005
His chances for a date
Are not that great.
posted by adamrice at 1:25 PM on February 1, 2005
I find it incredibly funny that this romantic psychic poet has a list on Amazon of Kurt Russell's all time best movies
posted by ReggieNoble2 at 1:44 PM on February 1, 2005
posted by ReggieNoble2 at 1:44 PM on February 1, 2005
He looks like prince.
posted by mervin_shnegwood at 2:36 PM on February 1, 2005
posted by mervin_shnegwood at 2:36 PM on February 1, 2005
Maybe he was mixing up his eHarmony account...
posted by AloneOssifer at 2:39 PM on February 1, 2005
posted by AloneOssifer at 2:39 PM on February 1, 2005
If only Kip Dynamite was on eBay.
I love technology, but not as much as you, you see...
posted by Ailla at 2:50 PM on February 1, 2005
I love technology, but not as much as you, you see...
posted by Ailla at 2:50 PM on February 1, 2005
Why would anyone give him negative feedback for bidding on an item, paying for it and then telling the seller to just keep it? Seems like a win/win for the seller.
posted by fizz-ed at 3:12 PM on February 1, 2005
posted by fizz-ed at 3:12 PM on February 1, 2005
Feedback left for others:
Stunner!!!!!!!!
Stunner!!!!!!!!
Stunner!!!!!!!!
Stunner!!!!!!!!
Oh boy...
posted by nevafeva at 3:42 PM on February 1, 2005
Stunner!!!!!!!!
Stunner!!!!!!!!
Stunner!!!!!!!!
Stunner!!!!!!!!
Oh boy...
posted by nevafeva at 3:42 PM on February 1, 2005
Looks like the fun's over...eBay cut off the psychic poet.
I wonder if he predicted that.
And I must say, he has....interesting....tastes in music. Though I may have dated people almost as bad as Mir, at least I never went out with a Celine Dion fan.
Finally, I am totally bummed that no one picked up on my extremely witty and apropos link to "The Gift" by Velvet Underground.
posted by MiHail at 5:13 PM on February 1, 2005
I wonder if he predicted that.
And I must say, he has....interesting....tastes in music. Though I may have dated people almost as bad as Mir, at least I never went out with a Celine Dion fan.
Finally, I am totally bummed that no one picked up on my extremely witty and apropos link to "The Gift" by Velvet Underground.
posted by MiHail at 5:13 PM on February 1, 2005
Dude! It's the Israeli Smoove B!
posted by mowglisambo at 6:58 PM on February 1, 2005
posted by mowglisambo at 6:58 PM on February 1, 2005
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