AAAA++++ WOULD INCINERATE AGAIN!!!!!!!

March 24, 2005 6:50 PM

Haunted Possessed Disney Stitch Teddy Dangerous? No reserve - I just want it gone.
posted by limitedpie (22 comments total)

what a great sales idea!

also... it's linked to that "blackwater" or something page... which i think was linked to the weird web page about a guy being haunted by his dead 6 year old son, or something. If I remember correctly... Sorry for the vagueness; not motivated enough to get links/etc
posted by deliquescent at 7:03 PM on March 24, 2005

These people should realise that Golden Palace will bid on your item after 500 words, there is no reason to write pages of crap nobody will read...
posted by fire&wings at 7:05 PM on March 24, 2005

I know, let's just gather all the kooky stuff we can find off eBay and link to it on mefi in a whole bunch of pointless and tedious fpps!
posted by nightchrome at 7:08 PM on March 24, 2005

I know, let's just gather all the kooky stuff we can find off eBay and link to it on mefi in a whole bunch of pointless and tedious fpps!

Do they have to be fpps? Or, kooky?

cheese grater
posted by deliquescent at 7:12 PM on March 24, 2005

Damn, I live in Alberta. No creepy haunted Disney paraphernalia for me.
posted by fossil_human at 7:13 PM on March 24, 2005

accordian.
posted by monju_bosatsu at 7:19 PM on March 24, 2005

Does Ebay have a GYOFW policy?
posted by shoepal at 7:28 PM on March 24, 2005

Haunted Possessed Disney Stitch Teddy Dangerous. My brain just can't figure out a way to parse those words to make a sentence.
posted by smackfu at 7:29 PM on March 24, 2005

[item] is probably possessed, killed my pet, burned down my camper, gave my kid a brain tumor! I think it's trying to kill me!

Serious bidders only.
posted by BoringPostcards at 7:32 PM on March 24, 2005

The Blair Stitch Project?
I'm sorry.
posted by mervin_shnegwood at 8:03 PM on March 24, 2005

a-HA! So you ADMIT burning down the camper and giving the kid a brain tumor!

I have no further questions, your honor.
posted by yhbc at 8:35 PM on March 24, 2005

I don't know which I enjoy more -- that people take the time to make these things, or that other people take the time to take it seriously.

Ooo, I know: Both!
posted by davejay at 8:51 PM on March 24, 2005

limitedpie: Is it your auction? If so, what the fuck are you doing self linking?
posted by Dean Keaton at 9:05 PM on March 24, 2005

Are we posting every bullshit "haunted" auction to the front page now?
posted by O9scar at 9:20 PM on March 24, 2005

Dean: as one of his tags is 'scam,' it's probably not a self-link, unless he's confessing here.
posted by moonbird at 9:25 PM on March 24, 2005

Uhhh, Dean, what ever led you to the very erroneous conclusion that it is a self-link? Perhaps you want to refrain from the potty mouth until you have ascertained the facts.
posted by limitedpie at 9:59 PM on March 24, 2005

O9scar: Uggg. Had I noticed such a recent haunted ebay link on MeFi I wouldn't have posted this. But I do have a soft spot for the genre. But, having seeing the fpp you linked to now, this feels like a conceptual double-- my apologies MeFi.
posted by limitedpie at 10:04 PM on March 24, 2005

400 dollars plus is pretty low for drivel that assumes a moronic audience...
posted by ronin21 at 11:26 PM on March 24, 2005

> 400 dollars plus is pretty low for drivel that assumes a moronic audience...

I'm surprised it hasn't reached the million $ mark like the virgin mary sandwich did, before the auction was reset.
posted by NewBornHippy at 11:47 PM on March 24, 2005

There was a Twilight Zone just like this, except with Talky Tina instead of Stitch. It had the tripping on the stairs stuff, though.
posted by thirteenkiller at 6:04 AM on March 25, 2005

yawn.
posted by delmoi at 7:21 AM on March 25, 2005

Honestly, as a bit of amusing Friday night reading, it was pretty fun.

That said, it's obviously bullshit.
posted by Netzapper at 4:12 PM on March 25, 2005