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June 26, 2005 11:40 AM Subscribe
Maria Sharapova has supplanted Kournikova as the new hotness, at least when it comes to Japanese bedroom accessories. (mildly NSFW)
But the Japanese page is in Japanese which I can't read. Any hot JPEGs?
posted by davy at 11:51 AM on June 26, 2005
posted by davy at 11:51 AM on June 26, 2005
giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy
posted by trinarian at 12:49 PM on June 26, 2005
posted by trinarian at 12:49 PM on June 26, 2005
er, the tennis player, not the plush Japanese accessory.
posted by killdevil at 12:52 PM on June 26, 2005
posted by killdevil at 12:52 PM on June 26, 2005
The other thing that differentiates her from Kournikova is that she wins things.
posted by blag at 1:07 PM on June 26, 2005
posted by blag at 1:07 PM on June 26, 2005
Nonononono, our popular novelty pillow is called "Sharanpowan" and *not* "Sharapova". Any similarity between the name of our product and a certain tennis player is purely accidental.
posted by sour cream at 2:10 PM on June 26, 2005
posted by sour cream at 2:10 PM on June 26, 2005
Well, its a good thing they blurred the nipple and panty shots!
Morals could have been weakened, people!
posted by delmoi at 3:47 PM on June 26, 2005
Morals could have been weakened, people!
posted by delmoi at 3:47 PM on June 26, 2005
Google translation: The chest which has become open can be enjoyed, Is just the person who obtained the commodity... It is instantaneous only the person who was inserted in the hand can enjoy.
posted by Zurishaddai at 4:41 PM on June 26, 2005
posted by Zurishaddai at 4:41 PM on June 26, 2005
I'm with trinarian.
posted by fire&wings at 5:39 PM on June 26, 2005
posted by fire&wings at 5:39 PM on June 26, 2005
Insert obligatory snark about Sharapova actually being a good tennis player AND hot.
posted by fenriq at 8:08 PM on June 26, 2005
posted by fenriq at 8:08 PM on June 26, 2005
She's a good tennis player, but doesn't come close to Kournikova on the hotness scale. I get pissed everytime I see an ad or promo that tries to insinuate how pretty she is, because I think she's average looking...and she has really thin hair. Yeah, I'm petty.
posted by Devils Slide at 8:12 PM on June 26, 2005
posted by Devils Slide at 8:12 PM on June 26, 2005
I don't think Anna Kournikova is pretty at all. Maria Sharapova at least has a pretty face, but 6' and only 130 lbs? Put some meat on them bones. Mario likes a badonkadonk.
posted by Eideteker at 9:08 PM on June 26, 2005
posted by Eideteker at 9:08 PM on June 26, 2005
She's a good tennis player, but doesn't come close to Kournikova on the hotness scale.
Kournikova has a great body, but her face? She's not really that pretty at all imho. Of course, I don't think Sharapova is anything special either, but she's prettier than anna.
but 6' and only 130 lbs? Put some meat on them bones.
She's all muscle and plays matches that last hours. She's surely in better shape than anyone in this thread. We need to let go of this nonsense that putting meat on bones is 'healthy'.
posted by justgary at 9:49 PM on June 26, 2005
Kournikova has a great body, but her face? She's not really that pretty at all imho. Of course, I don't think Sharapova is anything special either, but she's prettier than anna.
but 6' and only 130 lbs? Put some meat on them bones.
She's all muscle and plays matches that last hours. She's surely in better shape than anyone in this thread. We need to let go of this nonsense that putting meat on bones is 'healthy'.
posted by justgary at 9:49 PM on June 26, 2005
I don't know justgary. All the bones without meat I've seen didn't seem all that healthy.
Personally, I'm waiting for the company to come out with the Lindsey Davenport pillow. My neck needs more cushion.
posted by ?! at 10:22 PM on June 26, 2005
Personally, I'm waiting for the company to come out with the Lindsey Davenport pillow. My neck needs more cushion.
posted by ?! at 10:22 PM on June 26, 2005
Of course I click post and realize I totally missed the obvious: Lindsey Davenport
posted by ?! at 10:26 PM on June 26, 2005
posted by ?! at 10:26 PM on June 26, 2005
I hate to unhijack the thread and bring it back to the original topic, but ...
The general consensus out there is that these are, in fact, inspired by Ms. Sharapova. (Prior link has some NSFW, but extremely funny, stuff on it before you get down to the topic at hand.)
One site even provides a bit of a translation which references tennis. (About half way down under the "Wednesday, June 22" heading. Some content on the page is NSFW.)
posted by robhuddles at 10:45 PM on June 26, 2005
The general consensus out there is that these are, in fact, inspired by Ms. Sharapova. (Prior link has some NSFW, but extremely funny, stuff on it before you get down to the topic at hand.)
One site even provides a bit of a translation which references tennis. (About half way down under the "Wednesday, June 22" heading. Some content on the page is NSFW.)
posted by robhuddles at 10:45 PM on June 26, 2005
*squeezes hemorrhoid donut, dreams of Gabriela Sabatini*
posted by gigawhat? at 11:54 AM on June 27, 2005
posted by gigawhat? at 11:54 AM on June 27, 2005
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