Trial By Combat
November 27, 2000 10:11 AM Subscribe
Trial By Combat - Since it seems that neither counting the votes nor suing in court is going settle this election. I suggest taking a more direct and final approach. A fight to the death with broadswords.
duh duh, duh duh duh duh, duh duh da duh duh!I'm thinking more along the lines of Matthew Broderick and Jim Carrey in 'The Cable Guy'.
posted by Mr. skullhead at 7:25 PM on November 27, 2000
posted by Mr. skullhead at 7:25 PM on November 27, 2000
The 1868 American Presidential election was so close that it had to be decided with a bout of wresting.
Ulysses S. Grant decisively defeated Horatio Seymour with a head-lock, and followed that four years later, for a second term, by breaking Horace Greely's arm in the1872 play-off - thus heroically preventing the national embarrassment of having a President with a silly name.
from Daze of our Lives
posted by lagado at 8:44 PM on November 27, 2000
Ulysses S. Grant decisively defeated Horatio Seymour with a head-lock, and followed that four years later, for a second term, by breaking Horace Greely's arm in the1872 play-off - thus heroically preventing the national embarrassment of having a President with a silly name.
from Daze of our Lives
posted by lagado at 8:44 PM on November 27, 2000
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Two men enter, one man leaves...
Heck, we could let the 3rd party candidates in there, too.
(I suppose if you haven't seen the movie, you won't get it... See the movie, it's great fun! :)
posted by whatnotever at 12:55 PM on November 27, 2000